Post by kyleroxmysox2010 on Jul 19, 2011 21:14:39 GMT -5
(I'm too lazy to edit out our side convos. Go ahead and ignore them, would you?)
Mutt (10:06:36 PM): Mutt writing to Darkness still as a pen pal.
Linda Broflovski (10:07:05 PM): Kitty was with Kyle, looking particularly nervous.
Mutt (10:07:14 PM): Sends it via portal gun
Linda Broflovski (10:07:16 PM): XD
Mutt (10:07:27 PM): I'm Mutt and Kyle and whoever else needed
Mutt (10:07:36 PM): You'll never findddd
Linda Broflovski (10:07:37 PM): Darkness was being his evil emo self, torturing baby animals as usual
Linda Broflovski (10:07:47 PM): Kitty and Kenny
Mutt (10:07:49 PM): as long you live someone who loves you tender like I do XD
Linda Broflovski (10:07:49 PM): And the exes
Mutt (10:07:55 PM): ok
Linda Broflovski (10:08:03 PM): Because I know just how I want them to act XD
Mutt (10:08:13 PM): A letter land in Darkness' hand
Mutt (10:08:16 PM): *lands*
Mutt (10:08:22 PM): from Mutt with buddy love XD
Mutt (10:08:51 PM): I love how I don't pay attention to the vid question and still get it right
Mutt (10:09:07 PM): and when I pay attention I get it wrong
Linda Broflovski (10:09:08 PM): Darkness raised an eyebrow, opening it. He read a few sentences, got furious, crumpled it up and threw it across the room. He sat there silently for a few seconds before sighing and going to pick it back up again. "Maybe, just once, I'll write him back... After all, I have nothing else to do," he noted.
Mutt (10:09:10 PM): but yeah
Linda Broflovski (10:09:13 PM): (XD I know how that is)
Mutt (10:09:19 PM): XD
Mutt (10:09:32 PM): damn perfection quiz
Mutt (10:10:18 PM): Mutt sitting next to Kenny. "I'm just saying maybe Darkness needs a buddy like you did. I mean think of how you'd be right now if you didn't have atleast one person who truly cared about you."
Mutt (10:10:29 PM): (YAAAY 60 LEVELS)
Mutt (10:10:32 PM): BAM!
Mutt (10:11:14 PM): ..
Linda Broflovski (10:11:17 PM): XD
Mutt (10:11:18 PM): moop
Linda Broflovski (10:11:50 PM): Kenny smirked. "I guess you're right about that. You really do keep me sane, Mutt."
Linda Broflovski (10:12:07 PM): "Ah, Kyle, I did somthing that... mayyybe I shouldn't have," Kitty began, looking at the ground.
Mutt (10:12:20 PM): "....whaaa what's wrong?" Kyle asked
Mutt (10:13:25 PM): Kenny is mad at me
Mutt (10:13:29 PM): I keep failing the S9 quizz
Linda Broflovski (10:13:31 PM): XD
Mutt (10:13:40 PM): and he was like
Linda Broflovski (10:13:48 PM): I always felt extra guilty when I fail and Kyle was all
Mutt (10:13:48 PM): Kenny's so cute when he's angry XD
Mutt (10:13:59 PM): cept when he's angry as Mysterion
Mutt (10:14:02 PM): then he's hardcore
Linda Broflovski (10:14:03 PM): XDD
Mutt (10:14:04 PM): XDD
Linda Broflovski (10:14:04 PM): True.
Linda Broflovski (10:14:39 PM): "Um... Okay you're going to meet my three exes today!"
Mutt (10:14:44 PM): YAAY
Mutt (10:14:46 PM): DOOR NUMBER
Mutt (10:14:52 PM): My ex whatever his face
Mutt (10:14:57 PM): I forgot the door number
Linda Broflovski (10:15:02 PM): XD
Mutt (10:15:03 PM): XD
Mutt (10:15:14 PM): so much excitment
Mutt (10:15:27 PM): A black letter poofs into Mutt's hand
Mutt (10:15:36 PM): "Hey he actually wrote me back!" Mutt laughed
Mutt (10:15:49 PM): you get to say what it says XD
Linda Broflovski (10:15:53 PM): Kay XD
Mutt (10:17:07 PM): DON'T KILL KENNY
Mutt (10:17:09 PM): YOU BASTARDS
Mutt (10:17:14 PM): Mutt: -_- seriously
Mutt (10:17:15 PM): ?
Linda Broflovski (10:17:33 PM): Dear >insert racist term here because I'm too anti-racism to type it out<,
You keep writing to me, so I thought maybe it'd -make you happy- (this part was crossed out) shut you up if I wrote you a letter back. I'm just letting you know I'm totally not annoyed at you. Enclosed is a vial of deadly cyanide. You're welcome.
Sincerely,
Darkness
Mutt (10:19:29 PM): finishing last quiz of the night
Mutt (10:19:30 PM): XD
Mutt (10:19:32 PM): last one this time
Linda Broflovski (10:19:38 PM): XD
Mutt (10:19:38 PM): I promise XD
Linda Broflovski (10:19:41 PM): Kay
Mutt (10:19:57 PM): just wanna pass S9 already!
Mutt (10:20:55 PM): FUCK IT
Mutt (10:21:00 PM): I'll try tomorrow XD
Mutt (10:21:09 PM): ok
Mutt (10:21:36 PM): "....wow he's like an evil nice..."Mutt noted
Mutt (10:21:41 PM): "I should visit him."
Linda Broflovski (10:22:03 PM): Kenny raised his eyebrows. "Are you sure?"
Mutt (10:22:29 PM): "Yeah! Why not?" Mutt asked "Hey I was able to handle you as a zombie wasn't I?"
Linda Broflovski (10:23:12 PM): "I should go with... Wait, I can't! There can't be two of me in a single universe for very long."
Mutt (10:23:39 PM): "Really? He was here a while in our own universe with you around."
Linda Broflovski (10:25:21 PM): Kenny frowned a bit. "All right... If it means protecting you from whatever might happen, I'll take the risk."
Mutt (10:26:04 PM): "No I can go alone I can take care of myself..." Mutt said "I'll need a portal gun though."
Linda Broflovski (10:27:04 PM): "Are you sure about this?"
Mutt (10:27:20 PM): "Yes."Mutt replied
Linda Broflovski (10:28:23 PM): "All right." Kenny sighed. "But if you aren't back for a day, I will go looking for you." Even though Darkness wasn't extremely powerful, Kenny was still concerned for his BFF's safety.
Linda Broflovski (10:28:28 PM): Sorry not BFF's
Linda Broflovski (10:28:30 PM): SBF's
Mutt (10:28:35 PM): awwh
Linda Broflovski (10:28:46 PM): :3
Mutt (10:28:56 PM): "Ok...I'll try to keep safe." Mutt replied smiling
Mutt (10:29:53 PM): "So what happened?" Kyle asked
Mutt (10:29:58 PM): "Your exes??"
Linda Broflovski (10:30:05 PM): Kitty felt a bitter taste in the back of her throat. "Kyle. My exes. Are here. In South Park. Now. Looking for me."
Mutt (10:30:13 PM): "What why?!"
Linda Broflovski (10:30:22 PM): Kenny nodded. "Okay then... I'll get you the portal gun."
Linda Broflovski (10:31:22 PM): "Because I... It's a long story, but to cut it short, they found me and requested a... reunion. All on the same day. And they really wanted to meet you. I thought, who was I to refuse? And too late I realized I had every reason to refuse. So... That's about it."
Mutt (10:33:04 PM): "Wow....ok....when are they coming?" Kyle asked
Mutt (10:33:10 PM): Mutt awaiting the portal gun.
Linda Broflovski (10:35:08 PM): Kitty looked each way. "One is supposed to be here right now. Ah, there he is. If it isn't so uncomfortable to say it so- although it really is uncomfortable..." She nodded to the approaching black-haired man who had dark eyes. "That is Nicholas. My first boyfriend."
Linda Broflovski (10:35:18 PM): Kenny brought it back. "Okay... Be careful."
Mutt (10:35:32 PM): "I will buddy! Don't you worry."
Mutt (10:35:56 PM): (Idea Mutt disappears decides to go somewhere without telling Kenny and Kenny goes bizerk eh?)
Mutt (10:35:59 PM): (or not XD)
Mutt (10:36:07 PM): (someother time though(
Linda Broflovski (10:36:09 PM): XD
Mutt (10:38:00 PM): Mutt blasts himself with the portal gun and finds himself in the other universe. "Whoot back here again becoming my third home."
Mutt (10:38:09 PM): Kenny's house is his second home so XD
Linda Broflovski (10:38:21 PM): XD
Linda Broflovski (10:38:51 PM): Darkness was torturing puppies, but that was actgually getting quite boring to him.
Linda Broflovski (10:39:31 PM): Nicholas heard the introduction and nodded to Kyle before turning to Kitty was a look of warmth in his eyes. "It's been a long time. How have you been?"
Linda Broflovski (10:39:43 PM): "... I've been good," Kitty answered slowly, cautiously.
Mutt (10:40:19 PM): "Darkness!!! Buddy!!"Mutt runs up and hugs Darkness. :-D
Linda Broflovski (10:41:18 PM): Darkness frowned. "Oh. You visited me."
Mutt (10:41:44 PM): "Yes I did just for you. How are ya?" Mutt asked
Linda Broflovski (10:41:58 PM): "You're Kyle, right?" Nicholas asked Kyle, seeing Kitty wasn't going anywhere soon in terms of conversation.
Linda Broflovski (10:42:19 PM): "Pretty good. I've killed a lot of people and animals lately," he reported with a hint of pride.
Mutt (10:42:44 PM): "Wow that's......cruel of you."Mutt replied "Killing all those animals tsk tsk."
Mutt (10:43:05 PM): Mutt not caring he killed people XD
Linda Broflovski (10:43:09 PM): XD
Mutt (10:44:17 PM): "Course kind of used to watching and being around death even if it is one person..."
Mutt (10:44:18 PM): 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lojwnrWeNT1qlwfqjo1_500.jpg
Linda Broflovski (10:44:29 PM): SHOES
Linda Broflovski (10:44:30 PM): WANT
Linda Broflovski (10:44:34 PM): WANT THEM
Mutt (10:44:35 PM): YESH
Mutt (10:44:43 PM): Oh and heres the new dead Kenny figurine
Mutt (10:44:47 PM): debating if I want it or not
Mutt (10:45:09 PM): 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loj4nuVe4Q1qcq8exo1_500.jpg
Mutt (10:45:13 PM): My poor wittle Kenny
Linda Broflovski (10:45:37 PM): Aww
Linda Broflovski (10:45:39 PM): Poor Kenny
Mutt (10:45:42 PM): yeah :-(
Linda Broflovski (10:45:44 PM): He looks like a zombie hough :-P
Linda Broflovski (10:45:47 PM): Though*
Mutt (10:45:51 PM): he does lol
Linda Broflovski (10:47:01 PM): Darkness raised an eyebrow, amazed at Mutt's not getting pissed. "Hey. Do you want to rob some stores with me? Not because you're my friend of course! Because it's much easier to steal, with, ah, an accomplice."
Mutt (10:47:34 PM): So I got in an anon argument with yao fans on tumblr last night
Mutt (10:47:47 PM): and then the girl was like "What if the SP boys were real and in my bed??
Mutt (10:47:51 PM): My anon response
Mutt (10:48:02 PM): It wouldn't matter since they're gay for each other and would be fucking each other in your bed rather then paying attention to you.
Anonymous
oh well no homo
Linda Broflovski (10:48:10 PM): XDDDD
Linda Broflovski (10:48:13 PM): WELL DONE.
Mutt (10:48:15 PM): XDDD
Mutt (10:48:18 PM): you should me argument
Mutt (10:48:27 PM): everyone just ended up being retarded though -_-
Linda Broflovski (10:48:46 PM): Oh well
Linda Broflovski (10:48:47 PM): :-(
Mutt (10:48:53 PM): eh I trie
Mutt (10:49:17 PM): "Ah I can't I live by Mysterion's code." Mutt replied
Mutt (10:49:38 PM): "And he'd find out somehow and kick my ass but hey I brought an XBox!" Mutt said pulling out an XBox 360
Linda Broflovski (10:49:58 PM): "What's that?" Darkness asked.
Mutt (10:50:11 PM): "XBox 360....video game??" Mutt said
Mutt (10:50:27 PM): kennyxbuttman.tumblr.com/post/7755029903/seriously-fans-like-your-type-make-me-sad-about-my-own
Linda Broflovski (10:50:30 PM): Darkness looked confused before shaking his head. "Oh, I remember. You told me about those before."
Mutt (10:50:35 PM): ^angry Mutt is angry
Mutt (10:50:41 PM): "Yeah want to give it a try?" Mutt asked
Linda Broflovski (10:50:43 PM): XD
Mutt (10:50:48 PM): XD yeah
Linda Broflovski (10:50:49 PM): "Um... Okay," Darkness agreed.
Mutt (10:50:53 PM): all that angry energy
Linda Broflovski (10:51:44 PM): Nicely done, that argument!
Mutt (10:51:48 PM): ty :-D
Linda Broflovski (10:52:23 PM): Nicholas leaned over to Kitty. "Dude. You're going out with that lanky white trash?"
Mutt (10:52:53 PM): Kyle in the middle.
Mutt (10:53:26 PM): Mutt and Darkness at Darkness' mansion. Mutt setting up the XBox 360. "And you hook it up to your computer. *which magically is there* and now you can play!"
Mutt (10:53:31 PM): *Gives Darkness the control
Linda Broflovski (10:54:05 PM): "... He can hear you," Kitty responded shortly, not saying anything else.
Mutt (10:54:27 PM): XD
Linda Broflovski (10:54:28 PM): Darkness epicly failed immediately. (Whut they playing?)
Mutt (10:55:31 PM): (something)
Mutt (10:55:36 PM): (XD)
Mutt (10:55:53 PM): (Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh make up a game)
Linda Broflovski (10:55:57 PM): (If it's up to me, le Portal 2 ;D)
Mutt (10:56:01 PM): (ok)
Mutt (10:56:34 PM): 26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lojjy96pvP1qmn7mjo1_500.gif
Linda Broflovski (10:56:35 PM): Darkness was running around with no clue. "Portal gun. That's an awfully familiar concept."
Mutt (10:56:41 PM): XD
Linda Broflovski (10:56:44 PM): LOLMYSTERION
Mutt (10:56:54 PM): I just love that scene
Linda Broflovski (10:56:54 PM): -_- *Walks off*
Mutt (10:57:02 PM): MBC: LADEE DAA DEE DA
Mutt (10:57:09 PM): Mysterion: -_- bye.
Linda Broflovski (10:57:11 PM): XDD
Mutt (10:57:13 PM): XDD
Mutt (10:58:21 PM): that
Mutt (10:58:24 PM): MBC
Mutt (10:58:30 PM): is like the first person to annoy Kenny
Mutt (10:58:34 PM): that much
Linda Broflovski (10:58:36 PM): After failing to grasp the concept of what is commonly referred to as "thinking with portals", Darkness incinerated the controller and smirked. "Oh, how I love video games."
Linda Broflovski (10:58:40 PM): (XD Yeah)
Mutt (10:58:44 PM): usually Kenny is all chill
Mutt (10:58:53 PM): I mean he even tolerates Cartman's shit
Mutt (10:58:56 PM): but MBC was too much
Linda Broflovski (10:59:25 PM): XD
Mutt (10:59:42 PM): "Well that's one way to play.." Mutt comments
Mutt (11:00:19 PM): "Hmm guess we can find another way to amuse. How about firecrackers?" Mutt asked *pulling out a box.* "Mysterion's stash for distractions but he rarely uses them anymore."
Linda Broflovski (11:00:41 PM): "What do those do?" Darkness questioned.
Mutt (11:01:02 PM): "Oh you'll see." They walk out side into an open field
Linda Broflovski (11:01:08 PM): Nicholas laughed nervously. "I-I mean what a lovely couple you are! Really..."
Mutt (11:01:18 PM): Mutt sits one down. "Just light it and back away quickly."
Mutt (11:01:36 PM): "Fuck you."Kyle simply said
Linda Broflovski (11:01:39 PM): XD
Mutt (11:01:42 PM): XD
Linda Broflovski (11:01:43 PM): Classic Kyle right there
Linda Broflovski (11:02:14 PM): "Oh! Setting stuff on fire? I love doing that!" Darkness lit it and ran away as instructed.
Mutt (11:02:24 PM): Mutt followed
Linda Broflovski (11:02:34 PM): "Kitty can do that all she wants," Nicholas murmured. Kitty elbowed him. "NOT the time."
Mutt (11:02:52 PM): The firework sails into the air and EXPLODES into a variety of colors letting out a BOOM
Mutt (11:03:32 PM): 25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lokga2lY3A1qcro1do1_250.gif
Mutt (11:03:36 PM): Yes Matt let me in!
Linda Broflovski (11:03:43 PM): XDD
Linda Broflovski (11:04:46 PM): Nicholas turned to Kyle pleadingly. "Look, can I talk to Kitty for a couple minutes, alone?"
Linda Broflovski (11:05:13 PM): Darkness went euphoric, cheeing loudly. "YES! I bet I just BLEW SHIT UP up there! Killed a bird! MAYBE THREE! Or FIVE! HAHAAA!"
Linda Broflovski (11:05:25 PM): cheering*
Mutt (11:05:37 PM): Mutt laughing amused at Darkness unexpected playfulness if dark playfulness
Mutt (11:05:57 PM): "Try this big one." Mutt hands a big rocket over to Darkness
Mutt (11:07:19 PM): 27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loioth6rj51qludboo1_500.gif
Mutt (11:07:25 PM): def NOT Mysterion material XD
Linda Broflovski (11:07:32 PM): XD
Mutt (11:07:59 PM): 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lna6eiwUDl1qaobbko1_500.jpg
Linda Broflovski (11:08:11 PM): XDD
Mutt (11:08:12 PM): Light the big one Darkness!
Mutt (11:08:13 PM): XDD
Linda Broflovski (11:08:14 PM): Last panel
Mutt (11:08:17 PM): yeah XD
Mutt (11:08:21 PM): dude: O.O
Linda Broflovski (11:08:24 PM):
-> :3
Linda Broflovski (11:08:27 PM): XDD
Linda Broflovski (11:08:30 PM): Anyhoo
Linda Broflovski (11:08:50 PM): Darkness lit the big firework and ran again, this time running backwards in anticipation of the big explosion.
Linda Broflovski (11:09:00 PM): Kitty shrugged at Kyle.
Mutt (11:09:45 PM): In no time there's a big SCREECH as the rocket takes off and ends up blowing up a car into a zillion pieces in a dazzling display. XD
Mutt (11:12:25 PM): ".....noww hat?" Kyle asked
Linda Broflovski (11:12:59 PM): Darkness watched it, shiny-eyed.
Mutt (11:13:27 PM): "Wow I found something you love." Mutt smiled
Linda Broflovski (11:13:29 PM): "He wants to talk to me for a couple of minutes, alone. Don't worry," she added quieter. "Nothing will... happen."
Linda Broflovski (11:13:51 PM): "It reminds me of war and death!" Darkness was giggling like a fangirl. "Yay!"
Mutt (11:14:34 PM): Mutt gives Darkness another large firecracker. "Not sure what Mysterion was doing with this behemoth but yeah."
Mutt (11:14:47 PM): media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll37wgEijf1qd4c2t.jpg
Linda Broflovski (11:15:02 PM): o.O
Linda Broflovski (11:15:03 PM): XD
Mutt (11:15:05 PM): XD
Mutt (11:15:21 PM): media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll37won49I1qd4c2t.jpg
Mutt (11:15:52 PM): I love wise assness
Mutt (11:16:02 PM): media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll37wzqBrm1qd4c2t.png
Mutt (11:16:16 PM): media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll37x9T2Cy1qd4c2t.png
Linda Broflovski (11:16:22 PM): XD
Mutt (11:16:28 PM): media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll3n3nf6Ju1qay2u3.png
Mutt (11:16:31 PM): last one XD
Linda Broflovski (11:17:18 PM): XDD
Mutt (11:18:15 PM): so where were we
Mutt (11:18:30 PM): Oh yes Mutt gave you another firecracker
Linda Broflovski (11:19:48 PM): Darkness launched it, quivering with excitement.
Linda Broflovski (11:20:13 PM): Nicholas practically dragged Kitty off out of Kyle's range of hearing.
Mutt (11:20:42 PM): The firecrack goes BOOM into the air.
Mutt (11:20:57 PM): "Having fun?" Mutt asked
Linda Broflovski (11:21:33 PM): Darkness nodded, beaming.
Linda Broflovski (11:22:06 PM): A loud slap was heard, and Kitty walked back out to Kyle, looking pissed. "Next ex, please!"
Mutt (11:22:20 PM): Kyle. "o.O"
Mutt (11:23:41 PM): "Glad to see you're happy. Want to try some ice cream?" Mutt asked
Mutt (11:23:53 PM): bet he's never heard of ice cream either
Mutt (11:23:59 PM): that world would suck for me
Mutt (11:24:08 PM): I need ice cream.
Mutt (11:24:14 PM): "What happened?" Kyle asked
Linda Broflovski (11:24:37 PM): "Ice cream?" Darkness echoed questioningly.
Linda Broflovski (11:25:11 PM): "He said some things, I said some things, he groped me, I fucked up his face. Shall we move on?"
Mutt (11:25:49 PM): "Oh yes ice cream the great invention of all time and perhaps my greatest food weakness hehe." Mutt said as he pulls out a caron of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.
Mutt (11:26:00 PM): *greatest invention* XD
Mutt (11:26:19 PM): "Sure." Kyle replied
Linda Broflovski (11:26:30 PM): XD
Linda Broflovski (11:27:00 PM): Darkness looked at it. "Is it food of some kind?"
Mutt (11:27:44 PM): "It is.."Mutt pulls out a spoon and gives Darkness the carton and the spoon. "All for you buddy."
Linda Broflovski (11:27:55 PM): Kitty led Kyle towards the trees around Stark's Pond. "This is where the second one agreed to meet me. Kind of foreboding, don't you think? In a forest... Next to a lake..."
Linda Broflovski (11:28:24 PM): Darkness took a tentative spoonful, then smiled again. "Wow! This is..." He ate more. "Haha! Wow!"
Mutt (11:28:38 PM): Yaaay Darkness likes ice cream :-D
Linda Broflovski (11:28:44 PM): :-D
Mutt (11:29:23 PM): "You think that's great you should try chocolate." Mutt gives him chocolate (Mutt has the ability to pull shit out of nowhere least for this rp XD)
Linda Broflovski (11:29:33 PM): XD
Mutt (11:31:51 PM): ..
Mutt (11:32:11 PM): "Is it Jason?" Kyle asked laughing
Linda Broflovski (11:34:17 PM): Darkness devoured the whole container.
Mutt (11:34:55 PM): Mutt offers more ice cream, XD
Mutt (11:34:59 PM): make him nice and fat omg XD
Mutt (11:35:38 PM): "Yeah." Mutt eating too. "Best food am I right?"
Linda Broflovski (11:36:30 PM): Kitty laughed. "Nah, I remember his name. It's Aidyn. And there he is!" This guy was short and slightly chubby, but in a kind of adorable way. He has dusty brown hair and green eyes. "Yep. We had some good times together... Oh! But not nearly as good as you and I," she added quickly to Kyle, smiling. She hoped she realized that hasty as the added statement had sounded, she meant it.
Linda Broflovski (11:36:48 PM): "You are DEFINITELY right!' Darkness laughed. "Hey, do you have more?"
Linda Broflovski (11:37:10 PM): Kenny was at home when suddenly he felt a strange pulse of rage. It left quickly.
"Huh. Weird."
Linda Broflovski (11:37:14 PM): Tis beginning to happen :-P
Mutt (11:37:21 PM): Mutt finishing a carton. "Yep sure. Here's strawberry." Mutt gives it to him. XD
Mutt (11:37:47 PM): Noticing a very rare smile on Darkness' face as if he were enjoying not just the ice cream but Mutt's company just a tiny bit.
Mutt (11:38:19 PM): "Heh you know you're not so bad." Mutt nudge's Darkness playfully
Linda Broflovski (11:39:03 PM): "Yeah, neither are... I mean, I know." He chuckled. "Doesn't make you any less annoying. But I can bear it. Strawberry ice cream is very sweet!"
Linda Broflovski (11:39:21 PM): (I can stay up for 20 more minutes)
Mutt (11:39:26 PM): awww ok
Mutt (11:40:31 PM): Kenny feels a strong bit of rage out of nowhere he shoves his couch towards the wall at 90 miles per hour smashing it in to nothing more then cloth and fluff before coming to his senses and seeing the mess he made.
Mutt (11:40:45 PM): something about 90 miles per hour into a wall
Linda Broflovski (11:40:48 PM): XD
Mutt (11:40:51 PM): XD
Mutt (11:41:28 PM): Mutt and Darkness actually sitting on a couch watching a classic gorey violent as hell horror movie as if they were somewhat buddies.
Mutt (11:41:36 PM): "Popcorn?" Mutt offers
Linda Broflovski (11:41:49 PM): "What's that?" Darkness asked.
Mutt (11:42:17 PM): ".....what exactly do you have around here? It's popcorn dude it's good, try some." Mutt insisted
Mutt (11:42:47 PM): Kenny feeling his blood boiling for no apparent reason.
Linda Broflovski (11:43:02 PM): Kitty approached Aidyn with a polite nod. "Hello. Kyle, this is Aidyn. My second boyfriend. We met on a hike. It was-" she stopped herself. "Well, that's all."
Mutt (11:43:10 PM): XD
Linda Broflovski (11:43:12 PM): Kenny clenched his fists, beating up a pillow to let it out.
Mutt (11:43:17 PM): "Hi." Kyle greeted
Linda Broflovski (11:43:33 PM): Darkness tried some, nodding approvingly. "Why do I not KNOW of these luxuries?!"
Mutt (11:43:41 PM): XD
Mutt (11:44:10 PM): "I have no clue I mean I think you'd be less evil if you had some good stuff around here.I mean there aint shit besides TV. What do you even eat?" Mutt asked
Mutt (11:44:19 PM): Darkness devouring the popcorn
Linda Broflovski (11:44:20 PM): Aidyn smiled and shook his hand. "It's nice to meet you." He was overly polite for sure, and it was difficult to tell if it was intentional.
Linda Broflovski (11:44:46 PM): Darkness shrugged. "Dead animals, sometimes."
Mutt (11:44:53 PM): blech!
Mutt (11:44:59 PM): they call that meat though
Mutt (11:45:04 PM): ...hmm
Linda Broflovski (11:45:12 PM): Kenny had destroyed the pillow and was sitting back, panting. "What's happening to me?" he whispered, trying to calm himself down.
Mutt (11:47:55 PM): "That sucks." Mutt replied "We need to get some real food in this universe somehow.
Mutt (11:48:14 PM): Darkness leaning on Mutt. "Getting sleepy eh?"
Linda Broflovski (11:48:50 PM): Kitty smiled. "It's been so long. Aidyn, this is Kyle Broflovski." "He seems nice," Aidyn responded approvingly.
Linda Broflovski (11:49:01 PM): "Hmuh? Oh actually kinda yeah..."
Mutt (11:49:09 PM): "You're not so bad yourself."Kyle replied
Linda Broflovski (11:49:32 PM): Kenny felt like destroying the entire town all of a sudden and struggled not to do so. "Damnit! What is WRONG with me?!"
Mutt (11:50:12 PM): Darkness on the other hand feeling rather good natured all of a sudden
Mutt (11:50:24 PM): DOO DOO DOO
Linda Broflovski (11:50:38 PM): Kitty looked shocked all of a sudden and turned abruptly. "No? No. It was nice seeing you again. Maybe we can meet again soon. But I have one person left to go to." She left hastily with Kyle.
Linda Broflovski (11:51:02 PM): Darkness smiled again. I didn't know friendship could feel this... nice, he though.
Linda Broflovski (11:51:04 PM): thought*
Mutt (11:51:08 PM): awwwh
Mutt (11:51:10 PM): poor Darkness
Mutt (11:51:22 PM): he'll feel love but then he'll have to go back to being evil :-(
Linda Broflovski (11:51:27 PM): :-(
Linda Broflovski (11:51:32 PM): Tis a deep plot huh
Mutt (11:51:35 PM): yeah
Linda Broflovski (11:51:35 PM): Novel-worthy.
Linda Broflovski (11:51:37 PM): :-P
Mutt (11:51:40 PM): it is XD
Mutt (11:53:39 PM): "...hehe I knew I could win you over with some time." Mutt said "You're a good person you know that?" Darkness for the first time ever hearing he was "good"
Linda Broflovski (11:53:53 PM): "I-I'm... what?"
Mutt (11:54:14 PM): Kenny becoming a giant angry beast
Mutt (11:54:20 PM): like the evil is making him grow XD
Mutt (11:54:34 PM): All that evilness has to go somewhere
Linda Broflovski (11:54:52 PM): Kitty walked the rest of the way to Stark's Pond. "The third should be here. Be careful, because he's kind of a-"
"Who the hell is that ugly runt?"
"... douchebag. Of course, you've met him once before."
Mutt (11:55:04 PM): "You're good....." Mutt repeated
Linda Broflovski (11:55:13 PM): "I... I... Thank you..."
Linda Broflovski (11:55:22 PM): (AWWW <3)
Mutt (11:55:27 PM): Darkness had a tear in his eye.
Mutt (11:55:31 PM): (yaah Awwwh)
Linda Broflovski (11:55:42 PM): Kenny screamed and broke down a wall, pulling out some of his hair.
Mutt (11:55:48 PM): XD
Mutt (11:55:51 PM): Kenny going nuts
Mutt (11:56:29 PM): Mutt offers Darkness a hug and the impossible receives one BIG hug back.
Mutt (11:56:46 PM): "Oh man you're a squeezer." Mutt laughed
Mutt (11:57:15 PM): oh man lets do a Kennyzilla
Mutt (11:57:18 PM): XD
Linda Broflovski (11:57:22 PM): Kenny set fire to his home, or what remained of it.
Mutt (11:57:35 PM): come back to like a 20 ft Kenny XD
Linda Broflovski (11:57:39 PM): XD Yeah
Mutt (11:58:26 PM): Mutt patting Darkness back and hearing sniffling. "Are....are you crying?"
Linda Broflovski (11:59:08 PM): The third man who had spoken out was tall and lanky with longer dark brown hair and tired green eyes. Kitty turned her face away when she saw him, biting her lip. "Why did I agree to see him again," she murmured.
Linda Broflovski (11:59:16 PM): "N-no! I'm n... yes I am..."
Mutt (11:59:19 PM): Goth?
Mutt (11:59:31 PM): remind me
Mutt (11:59:40 PM): Goth kids sitting in a dark alley smoking.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Mutt (12:00:06 AM): "Eeeh this world still sucks after Cthulhu what a joke..." They hear giant deep foot steps enough to tremble the ground.
Mutt (12:00:21 AM): "What the fuck was that!?" Pagan asked
Mutt (12:01:09 AM): Following they hear a loud Hellish roar. (Yep evil Kenny is EVIL)
Mutt (12:01:33 AM): "Awwh why are you crying?" Mutt asked
Linda Broflovski (12:02:30 AM): "I-I've never really had a f-friend before," Darkness sniffled, breaking down. "And y-you..."
Mutt (12:02:56 AM): awwwwh
Mutt (12:03:16 AM): this is gonna be sad
Mutt (12:03:29 AM): when Mutt will have to break his heart
Linda Broflovski (12:03:33 AM): Kitty's eyes opened wide, then slowwwwly narrowed again. "Kyle," she said in a tone that sounded both sardonic and almost seductive, very smooth. "I have something to show you. It's a surprise. One that's been waiting far too long."
Linda Broflovski (12:03:54 AM): Kennyzilla was wreaking havoc far from Stark's Pond.
Mutt (12:03:59 AM): XD
Mutt (12:04:29 AM): "Aww it's ok." Mutt hugged the still crying Darkness.
Linda Broflovski (12:05:02 AM): (Gonna do the plot twist on Kitty's side, then cliffhanger it for bedtime :-P Trollolol)
Mutt (12:05:20 AM): (Yep!)
Mutt (12:05:57 AM): "Damn I have to get back home." Mutt looked at his watch. "Kenny warned me to keep this short but hey you can come with me for awhile if you want." Mutt offered
Mutt (12:06:08 AM): and they come back AND BOOM town is in RUBBLE
Linda Broflovski (12:06:12 AM): XD
Linda Broflovski (12:06:27 AM): Darkness gasped. "What happened?" He was truly concerned.
Mutt (12:06:35 AM): NOT YET
Linda Broflovski (12:06:39 AM): Huh?
Mutt (12:06:43 AM): we didnt get back yet
Linda Broflovski (12:06:46 AM): Oh okay XD
Mutt (12:06:51 AM): Mutt pulling out the portal gun. "Want to come?"
Linda Broflovski (12:07:06 AM): Darkness nodded almost without hesitation. "Sure!"
Linda Broflovski (12:07:35 AM): "Kyle, your surprise is waiting... haha. Believe me, it will be... spinning."
Linda Broflovski (12:07:45 AM): She began to sound almost diabolical.
Mutt (12:07:48 AM): "Kenny'll be amazed to find I've managed to befriend you for real." Mutt laughed as he shot both himself and Darkness with the portal gun
Mutt (12:08:06 AM): And they poof into a town half reduced to rubble.
Mutt (12:08:15 AM): Mutt. "o.O is it the end of the world??"
Linda Broflovski (12:08:18 AM): XD
Mutt (12:08:29 AM): XD
Linda Broflovski (12:08:47 AM): Darkness looked around, eyes wide. "Oh my God! What happened here?" (Shall we leave it here for Mutt's plot)
Linda Broflovski (12:08:51 AM): ?
Mutt (12:08:57 AM): THE QUESTION MARK
Mutt (12:08:57 AM): yes
Linda Broflovski (12:09:06 AM): Lemme finish Kitty's real quick
Mutt (12:09:12 AM): ITS GREEN
Mutt (12:09:12 AM): ok
Mutt (12:09:19 AM): I gtg soon too XD
Mutt (12:09:24 AM): waits for you to finish up
Mutt (12:09:36 AM): I forgot I have DSL so I dont even have to worry about my phoneline but yeah
Mutt (12:09:40 AM): I cant stay up forever XD
Linda Broflovski (12:09:46 AM): XD
Linda Broflovski (12:10:27 AM): Kitty led Kyle back to town, through an undestroyed area and to an old abandoned shed. "Here we are. There's somebody I'd like you to meet. Are you ready?"
Mutt (12:10:35 AM): XD
Linda Broflovski (12:10:36 AM): (She won't kill him XD)
Mutt (12:10:49 AM): or something else
Mutt (12:10:53 AM): like old shed
Mutt (12:10:58 AM): Are you ready?
Mutt (12:11:00 AM): o.o
Linda Broflovski (12:11:01 AM): XDD
Mutt (12:11:04 AM): XDD
Linda Broflovski (12:11:08 AM): Just play along.
Mutt (12:11:11 AM): ok
Mutt (12:11:15 AM): "Sure."Kyle replied
Linda Broflovski (12:13:23 AM): Believe it or not, there actually WAS a person there, and even less believable was he had no weapon. He wasn't threatening either- a skinny, nerdy redhead with glasses. Usually this would be a relief, but the next words uttered had enough weight to them that they could possibly cause the world to end.
"Lathe, I would like you to meet Kyle Broflovski... My fourth ex boyfriend."
Mutt (10:06:36 PM): Mutt writing to Darkness still as a pen pal.
Linda Broflovski (10:07:05 PM): Kitty was with Kyle, looking particularly nervous.
Mutt (10:07:14 PM): Sends it via portal gun
Linda Broflovski (10:07:16 PM): XD
Mutt (10:07:27 PM): I'm Mutt and Kyle and whoever else needed
Mutt (10:07:36 PM): You'll never findddd
Linda Broflovski (10:07:37 PM): Darkness was being his evil emo self, torturing baby animals as usual
Linda Broflovski (10:07:47 PM): Kitty and Kenny
Mutt (10:07:49 PM): as long you live someone who loves you tender like I do XD
Linda Broflovski (10:07:49 PM): And the exes
Mutt (10:07:55 PM): ok
Linda Broflovski (10:08:03 PM): Because I know just how I want them to act XD
Mutt (10:08:13 PM): A letter land in Darkness' hand
Mutt (10:08:16 PM): *lands*
Mutt (10:08:22 PM): from Mutt with buddy love XD
Mutt (10:08:51 PM): I love how I don't pay attention to the vid question and still get it right
Mutt (10:09:07 PM): and when I pay attention I get it wrong
Linda Broflovski (10:09:08 PM): Darkness raised an eyebrow, opening it. He read a few sentences, got furious, crumpled it up and threw it across the room. He sat there silently for a few seconds before sighing and going to pick it back up again. "Maybe, just once, I'll write him back... After all, I have nothing else to do," he noted.
Mutt (10:09:10 PM): but yeah
Linda Broflovski (10:09:13 PM): (XD I know how that is)
Mutt (10:09:19 PM): XD
Mutt (10:09:32 PM): damn perfection quiz
Mutt (10:10:18 PM): Mutt sitting next to Kenny. "I'm just saying maybe Darkness needs a buddy like you did. I mean think of how you'd be right now if you didn't have atleast one person who truly cared about you."
Mutt (10:10:29 PM): (YAAAY 60 LEVELS)
Mutt (10:10:32 PM): BAM!
Mutt (10:11:14 PM): ..
Linda Broflovski (10:11:17 PM): XD
Mutt (10:11:18 PM): moop
Linda Broflovski (10:11:50 PM): Kenny smirked. "I guess you're right about that. You really do keep me sane, Mutt."
Linda Broflovski (10:12:07 PM): "Ah, Kyle, I did somthing that... mayyybe I shouldn't have," Kitty began, looking at the ground.
Mutt (10:12:20 PM): "....whaaa what's wrong?" Kyle asked
Mutt (10:13:25 PM): Kenny is mad at me
Mutt (10:13:29 PM): I keep failing the S9 quizz
Linda Broflovski (10:13:31 PM): XD
Mutt (10:13:40 PM): and he was like
Linda Broflovski (10:13:48 PM): I always felt extra guilty when I fail and Kyle was all
Mutt (10:13:48 PM): Kenny's so cute when he's angry XD
Mutt (10:13:59 PM): cept when he's angry as Mysterion
Mutt (10:14:02 PM): then he's hardcore
Linda Broflovski (10:14:03 PM): XDD
Mutt (10:14:04 PM): XDD
Linda Broflovski (10:14:04 PM): True.
Linda Broflovski (10:14:39 PM): "Um... Okay you're going to meet my three exes today!"
Mutt (10:14:44 PM): YAAY
Mutt (10:14:46 PM): DOOR NUMBER
Mutt (10:14:52 PM): My ex whatever his face
Mutt (10:14:57 PM): I forgot the door number
Linda Broflovski (10:15:02 PM): XD
Mutt (10:15:03 PM): XD
Mutt (10:15:14 PM): so much excitment
Mutt (10:15:27 PM): A black letter poofs into Mutt's hand
Mutt (10:15:36 PM): "Hey he actually wrote me back!" Mutt laughed
Mutt (10:15:49 PM): you get to say what it says XD
Linda Broflovski (10:15:53 PM): Kay XD
Mutt (10:17:07 PM): DON'T KILL KENNY
Mutt (10:17:09 PM): YOU BASTARDS
Mutt (10:17:14 PM): Mutt: -_- seriously
Mutt (10:17:15 PM): ?
Linda Broflovski (10:17:33 PM): Dear >insert racist term here because I'm too anti-racism to type it out<,
You keep writing to me, so I thought maybe it'd -make you happy- (this part was crossed out) shut you up if I wrote you a letter back. I'm just letting you know I'm totally not annoyed at you. Enclosed is a vial of deadly cyanide. You're welcome.
Sincerely,
Darkness
Mutt (10:19:29 PM): finishing last quiz of the night
Mutt (10:19:30 PM): XD
Mutt (10:19:32 PM): last one this time
Linda Broflovski (10:19:38 PM): XD
Mutt (10:19:38 PM): I promise XD
Linda Broflovski (10:19:41 PM): Kay
Mutt (10:19:57 PM): just wanna pass S9 already!
Mutt (10:20:55 PM): FUCK IT
Mutt (10:21:00 PM): I'll try tomorrow XD
Mutt (10:21:09 PM): ok
Mutt (10:21:36 PM): "....wow he's like an evil nice..."Mutt noted
Mutt (10:21:41 PM): "I should visit him."
Linda Broflovski (10:22:03 PM): Kenny raised his eyebrows. "Are you sure?"
Mutt (10:22:29 PM): "Yeah! Why not?" Mutt asked "Hey I was able to handle you as a zombie wasn't I?"
Linda Broflovski (10:23:12 PM): "I should go with... Wait, I can't! There can't be two of me in a single universe for very long."
Mutt (10:23:39 PM): "Really? He was here a while in our own universe with you around."
Linda Broflovski (10:25:21 PM): Kenny frowned a bit. "All right... If it means protecting you from whatever might happen, I'll take the risk."
Mutt (10:26:04 PM): "No I can go alone I can take care of myself..." Mutt said "I'll need a portal gun though."
Linda Broflovski (10:27:04 PM): "Are you sure about this?"
Mutt (10:27:20 PM): "Yes."Mutt replied
Linda Broflovski (10:28:23 PM): "All right." Kenny sighed. "But if you aren't back for a day, I will go looking for you." Even though Darkness wasn't extremely powerful, Kenny was still concerned for his BFF's safety.
Linda Broflovski (10:28:28 PM): Sorry not BFF's
Linda Broflovski (10:28:30 PM): SBF's
Mutt (10:28:35 PM): awwh
Linda Broflovski (10:28:46 PM): :3
Mutt (10:28:56 PM): "Ok...I'll try to keep safe." Mutt replied smiling
Mutt (10:29:53 PM): "So what happened?" Kyle asked
Mutt (10:29:58 PM): "Your exes??"
Linda Broflovski (10:30:05 PM): Kitty felt a bitter taste in the back of her throat. "Kyle. My exes. Are here. In South Park. Now. Looking for me."
Mutt (10:30:13 PM): "What why?!"
Linda Broflovski (10:30:22 PM): Kenny nodded. "Okay then... I'll get you the portal gun."
Linda Broflovski (10:31:22 PM): "Because I... It's a long story, but to cut it short, they found me and requested a... reunion. All on the same day. And they really wanted to meet you. I thought, who was I to refuse? And too late I realized I had every reason to refuse. So... That's about it."
Mutt (10:33:04 PM): "Wow....ok....when are they coming?" Kyle asked
Mutt (10:33:10 PM): Mutt awaiting the portal gun.
Linda Broflovski (10:35:08 PM): Kitty looked each way. "One is supposed to be here right now. Ah, there he is. If it isn't so uncomfortable to say it so- although it really is uncomfortable..." She nodded to the approaching black-haired man who had dark eyes. "That is Nicholas. My first boyfriend."
Linda Broflovski (10:35:18 PM): Kenny brought it back. "Okay... Be careful."
Mutt (10:35:32 PM): "I will buddy! Don't you worry."
Mutt (10:35:56 PM): (Idea Mutt disappears decides to go somewhere without telling Kenny and Kenny goes bizerk eh?)
Mutt (10:35:59 PM): (or not XD)
Mutt (10:36:07 PM): (someother time though(
Linda Broflovski (10:36:09 PM): XD
Mutt (10:38:00 PM): Mutt blasts himself with the portal gun and finds himself in the other universe. "Whoot back here again becoming my third home."
Mutt (10:38:09 PM): Kenny's house is his second home so XD
Linda Broflovski (10:38:21 PM): XD
Linda Broflovski (10:38:51 PM): Darkness was torturing puppies, but that was actgually getting quite boring to him.
Linda Broflovski (10:39:31 PM): Nicholas heard the introduction and nodded to Kyle before turning to Kitty was a look of warmth in his eyes. "It's been a long time. How have you been?"
Linda Broflovski (10:39:43 PM): "... I've been good," Kitty answered slowly, cautiously.
Mutt (10:40:19 PM): "Darkness!!! Buddy!!"Mutt runs up and hugs Darkness. :-D
Linda Broflovski (10:41:18 PM): Darkness frowned. "Oh. You visited me."
Mutt (10:41:44 PM): "Yes I did just for you. How are ya?" Mutt asked
Linda Broflovski (10:41:58 PM): "You're Kyle, right?" Nicholas asked Kyle, seeing Kitty wasn't going anywhere soon in terms of conversation.
Linda Broflovski (10:42:19 PM): "Pretty good. I've killed a lot of people and animals lately," he reported with a hint of pride.
Mutt (10:42:44 PM): "Wow that's......cruel of you."Mutt replied "Killing all those animals tsk tsk."
Mutt (10:43:05 PM): Mutt not caring he killed people XD
Linda Broflovski (10:43:09 PM): XD
Mutt (10:44:17 PM): "Course kind of used to watching and being around death even if it is one person..."
Mutt (10:44:18 PM): 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lojwnrWeNT1qlwfqjo1_500.jpg
Linda Broflovski (10:44:29 PM): SHOES
Linda Broflovski (10:44:30 PM): WANT
Linda Broflovski (10:44:34 PM): WANT THEM
Mutt (10:44:35 PM): YESH
Mutt (10:44:43 PM): Oh and heres the new dead Kenny figurine
Mutt (10:44:47 PM): debating if I want it or not
Mutt (10:45:09 PM): 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loj4nuVe4Q1qcq8exo1_500.jpg
Mutt (10:45:13 PM): My poor wittle Kenny
Linda Broflovski (10:45:37 PM): Aww
Linda Broflovski (10:45:39 PM): Poor Kenny
Mutt (10:45:42 PM): yeah :-(
Linda Broflovski (10:45:44 PM): He looks like a zombie hough :-P
Linda Broflovski (10:45:47 PM): Though*
Mutt (10:45:51 PM): he does lol
Linda Broflovski (10:47:01 PM): Darkness raised an eyebrow, amazed at Mutt's not getting pissed. "Hey. Do you want to rob some stores with me? Not because you're my friend of course! Because it's much easier to steal, with, ah, an accomplice."
Mutt (10:47:34 PM): So I got in an anon argument with yao fans on tumblr last night
Mutt (10:47:47 PM): and then the girl was like "What if the SP boys were real and in my bed??
Mutt (10:47:51 PM): My anon response
Mutt (10:48:02 PM): It wouldn't matter since they're gay for each other and would be fucking each other in your bed rather then paying attention to you.
Anonymous
oh well no homo
Linda Broflovski (10:48:10 PM): XDDDD
Linda Broflovski (10:48:13 PM): WELL DONE.
Mutt (10:48:15 PM): XDDD
Mutt (10:48:18 PM): you should me argument
Mutt (10:48:27 PM): everyone just ended up being retarded though -_-
Linda Broflovski (10:48:46 PM): Oh well
Linda Broflovski (10:48:47 PM): :-(
Mutt (10:48:53 PM): eh I trie
Mutt (10:49:17 PM): "Ah I can't I live by Mysterion's code." Mutt replied
Mutt (10:49:38 PM): "And he'd find out somehow and kick my ass but hey I brought an XBox!" Mutt said pulling out an XBox 360
Linda Broflovski (10:49:58 PM): "What's that?" Darkness asked.
Mutt (10:50:11 PM): "XBox 360....video game??" Mutt said
Mutt (10:50:27 PM): kennyxbuttman.tumblr.com/post/7755029903/seriously-fans-like-your-type-make-me-sad-about-my-own
Linda Broflovski (10:50:30 PM): Darkness looked confused before shaking his head. "Oh, I remember. You told me about those before."
Mutt (10:50:35 PM): ^angry Mutt is angry
Mutt (10:50:41 PM): "Yeah want to give it a try?" Mutt asked
Linda Broflovski (10:50:43 PM): XD
Mutt (10:50:48 PM): XD yeah
Linda Broflovski (10:50:49 PM): "Um... Okay," Darkness agreed.
Mutt (10:50:53 PM): all that angry energy
Linda Broflovski (10:51:44 PM): Nicely done, that argument!
Mutt (10:51:48 PM): ty :-D
Linda Broflovski (10:52:23 PM): Nicholas leaned over to Kitty. "Dude. You're going out with that lanky white trash?"
Mutt (10:52:53 PM): Kyle in the middle.
Mutt (10:53:26 PM): Mutt and Darkness at Darkness' mansion. Mutt setting up the XBox 360. "And you hook it up to your computer. *which magically is there* and now you can play!"
Mutt (10:53:31 PM): *Gives Darkness the control
Linda Broflovski (10:54:05 PM): "... He can hear you," Kitty responded shortly, not saying anything else.
Mutt (10:54:27 PM): XD
Linda Broflovski (10:54:28 PM): Darkness epicly failed immediately. (Whut they playing?)
Mutt (10:55:31 PM): (something)
Mutt (10:55:36 PM): (XD)
Mutt (10:55:53 PM): (Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh make up a game)
Linda Broflovski (10:55:57 PM): (If it's up to me, le Portal 2 ;D)
Mutt (10:56:01 PM): (ok)
Mutt (10:56:34 PM): 26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lojjy96pvP1qmn7mjo1_500.gif
Linda Broflovski (10:56:35 PM): Darkness was running around with no clue. "Portal gun. That's an awfully familiar concept."
Mutt (10:56:41 PM): XD
Linda Broflovski (10:56:44 PM): LOLMYSTERION
Mutt (10:56:54 PM): I just love that scene
Linda Broflovski (10:56:54 PM): -_- *Walks off*
Mutt (10:57:02 PM): MBC: LADEE DAA DEE DA
Mutt (10:57:09 PM): Mysterion: -_- bye.
Linda Broflovski (10:57:11 PM): XDD
Mutt (10:57:13 PM): XDD
Mutt (10:58:21 PM): that
Mutt (10:58:24 PM): MBC
Mutt (10:58:30 PM): is like the first person to annoy Kenny
Mutt (10:58:34 PM): that much
Linda Broflovski (10:58:36 PM): After failing to grasp the concept of what is commonly referred to as "thinking with portals", Darkness incinerated the controller and smirked. "Oh, how I love video games."
Linda Broflovski (10:58:40 PM): (XD Yeah)
Mutt (10:58:44 PM): usually Kenny is all chill
Mutt (10:58:53 PM): I mean he even tolerates Cartman's shit
Mutt (10:58:56 PM): but MBC was too much
Linda Broflovski (10:59:25 PM): XD
Mutt (10:59:42 PM): "Well that's one way to play.." Mutt comments
Mutt (11:00:19 PM): "Hmm guess we can find another way to amuse. How about firecrackers?" Mutt asked *pulling out a box.* "Mysterion's stash for distractions but he rarely uses them anymore."
Linda Broflovski (11:00:41 PM): "What do those do?" Darkness questioned.
Mutt (11:01:02 PM): "Oh you'll see." They walk out side into an open field
Linda Broflovski (11:01:08 PM): Nicholas laughed nervously. "I-I mean what a lovely couple you are! Really..."
Mutt (11:01:18 PM): Mutt sits one down. "Just light it and back away quickly."
Mutt (11:01:36 PM): "Fuck you."Kyle simply said
Linda Broflovski (11:01:39 PM): XD
Mutt (11:01:42 PM): XD
Linda Broflovski (11:01:43 PM): Classic Kyle right there
Linda Broflovski (11:02:14 PM): "Oh! Setting stuff on fire? I love doing that!" Darkness lit it and ran away as instructed.
Mutt (11:02:24 PM): Mutt followed
Linda Broflovski (11:02:34 PM): "Kitty can do that all she wants," Nicholas murmured. Kitty elbowed him. "NOT the time."
Mutt (11:02:52 PM): The firework sails into the air and EXPLODES into a variety of colors letting out a BOOM
Mutt (11:03:32 PM): 25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lokga2lY3A1qcro1do1_250.gif
Mutt (11:03:36 PM): Yes Matt let me in!
Linda Broflovski (11:03:43 PM): XDD
Linda Broflovski (11:04:46 PM): Nicholas turned to Kyle pleadingly. "Look, can I talk to Kitty for a couple minutes, alone?"
Linda Broflovski (11:05:13 PM): Darkness went euphoric, cheeing loudly. "YES! I bet I just BLEW SHIT UP up there! Killed a bird! MAYBE THREE! Or FIVE! HAHAAA!"
Linda Broflovski (11:05:25 PM): cheering*
Mutt (11:05:37 PM): Mutt laughing amused at Darkness unexpected playfulness if dark playfulness
Mutt (11:05:57 PM): "Try this big one." Mutt hands a big rocket over to Darkness
Mutt (11:07:19 PM): 27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loioth6rj51qludboo1_500.gif
Mutt (11:07:25 PM): def NOT Mysterion material XD
Linda Broflovski (11:07:32 PM): XD
Mutt (11:07:59 PM): 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lna6eiwUDl1qaobbko1_500.jpg
Linda Broflovski (11:08:11 PM): XDD
Mutt (11:08:12 PM): Light the big one Darkness!
Mutt (11:08:13 PM): XDD
Linda Broflovski (11:08:14 PM): Last panel
Mutt (11:08:17 PM): yeah XD
Mutt (11:08:21 PM): dude: O.O
Linda Broflovski (11:08:24 PM):
-> :3 Linda Broflovski (11:08:27 PM): XDD
Linda Broflovski (11:08:30 PM): Anyhoo
Linda Broflovski (11:08:50 PM): Darkness lit the big firework and ran again, this time running backwards in anticipation of the big explosion.
Linda Broflovski (11:09:00 PM): Kitty shrugged at Kyle.
Mutt (11:09:45 PM): In no time there's a big SCREECH as the rocket takes off and ends up blowing up a car into a zillion pieces in a dazzling display. XD
Mutt (11:12:25 PM): ".....noww hat?" Kyle asked
Linda Broflovski (11:12:59 PM): Darkness watched it, shiny-eyed.
Mutt (11:13:27 PM): "Wow I found something you love." Mutt smiled
Linda Broflovski (11:13:29 PM): "He wants to talk to me for a couple of minutes, alone. Don't worry," she added quieter. "Nothing will... happen."
Linda Broflovski (11:13:51 PM): "It reminds me of war and death!" Darkness was giggling like a fangirl. "Yay!"
Mutt (11:14:34 PM): Mutt gives Darkness another large firecracker. "Not sure what Mysterion was doing with this behemoth but yeah."
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Linda Broflovski (11:15:02 PM): o.O
Linda Broflovski (11:15:03 PM): XD
Mutt (11:15:05 PM): XD
Mutt (11:15:21 PM): media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll37won49I1qd4c2t.jpg
Mutt (11:15:52 PM): I love wise assness
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Mutt (11:16:16 PM): media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll37x9T2Cy1qd4c2t.png
Linda Broflovski (11:16:22 PM): XD
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Mutt (11:16:31 PM): last one XD
Linda Broflovski (11:17:18 PM): XDD
Mutt (11:18:15 PM): so where were we
Mutt (11:18:30 PM): Oh yes Mutt gave you another firecracker
Linda Broflovski (11:19:48 PM): Darkness launched it, quivering with excitement.
Linda Broflovski (11:20:13 PM): Nicholas practically dragged Kitty off out of Kyle's range of hearing.
Mutt (11:20:42 PM): The firecrack goes BOOM into the air.
Mutt (11:20:57 PM): "Having fun?" Mutt asked
Linda Broflovski (11:21:33 PM): Darkness nodded, beaming.
Linda Broflovski (11:22:06 PM): A loud slap was heard, and Kitty walked back out to Kyle, looking pissed. "Next ex, please!"
Mutt (11:22:20 PM): Kyle. "o.O"
Mutt (11:23:41 PM): "Glad to see you're happy. Want to try some ice cream?" Mutt asked
Mutt (11:23:53 PM): bet he's never heard of ice cream either
Mutt (11:23:59 PM): that world would suck for me
Mutt (11:24:08 PM): I need ice cream.
Mutt (11:24:14 PM): "What happened?" Kyle asked
Linda Broflovski (11:24:37 PM): "Ice cream?" Darkness echoed questioningly.
Linda Broflovski (11:25:11 PM): "He said some things, I said some things, he groped me, I fucked up his face. Shall we move on?"
Mutt (11:25:49 PM): "Oh yes ice cream the great invention of all time and perhaps my greatest food weakness hehe." Mutt said as he pulls out a caron of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.
Mutt (11:26:00 PM): *greatest invention* XD
Mutt (11:26:19 PM): "Sure." Kyle replied
Linda Broflovski (11:26:30 PM): XD
Linda Broflovski (11:27:00 PM): Darkness looked at it. "Is it food of some kind?"
Mutt (11:27:44 PM): "It is.."Mutt pulls out a spoon and gives Darkness the carton and the spoon. "All for you buddy."
Linda Broflovski (11:27:55 PM): Kitty led Kyle towards the trees around Stark's Pond. "This is where the second one agreed to meet me. Kind of foreboding, don't you think? In a forest... Next to a lake..."
Linda Broflovski (11:28:24 PM): Darkness took a tentative spoonful, then smiled again. "Wow! This is..." He ate more. "Haha! Wow!"
Mutt (11:28:38 PM): Yaaay Darkness likes ice cream :-D
Linda Broflovski (11:28:44 PM): :-D
Mutt (11:29:23 PM): "You think that's great you should try chocolate." Mutt gives him chocolate (Mutt has the ability to pull shit out of nowhere least for this rp XD)
Linda Broflovski (11:29:33 PM): XD
Mutt (11:31:51 PM): ..
Mutt (11:32:11 PM): "Is it Jason?" Kyle asked laughing
Linda Broflovski (11:34:17 PM): Darkness devoured the whole container.
Mutt (11:34:55 PM): Mutt offers more ice cream, XD
Mutt (11:34:59 PM): make him nice and fat omg XD
Mutt (11:35:38 PM): "Yeah." Mutt eating too. "Best food am I right?"
Linda Broflovski (11:36:30 PM): Kitty laughed. "Nah, I remember his name. It's Aidyn. And there he is!" This guy was short and slightly chubby, but in a kind of adorable way. He has dusty brown hair and green eyes. "Yep. We had some good times together... Oh! But not nearly as good as you and I," she added quickly to Kyle, smiling. She hoped she realized that hasty as the added statement had sounded, she meant it.
Linda Broflovski (11:36:48 PM): "You are DEFINITELY right!' Darkness laughed. "Hey, do you have more?"
Linda Broflovski (11:37:10 PM): Kenny was at home when suddenly he felt a strange pulse of rage. It left quickly.
"Huh. Weird."
Linda Broflovski (11:37:14 PM): Tis beginning to happen :-P
Mutt (11:37:21 PM): Mutt finishing a carton. "Yep sure. Here's strawberry." Mutt gives it to him. XD
Mutt (11:37:47 PM): Noticing a very rare smile on Darkness' face as if he were enjoying not just the ice cream but Mutt's company just a tiny bit.
Mutt (11:38:19 PM): "Heh you know you're not so bad." Mutt nudge's Darkness playfully
Linda Broflovski (11:39:03 PM): "Yeah, neither are... I mean, I know." He chuckled. "Doesn't make you any less annoying. But I can bear it. Strawberry ice cream is very sweet!"
Linda Broflovski (11:39:21 PM): (I can stay up for 20 more minutes)
Mutt (11:39:26 PM): awww ok
Mutt (11:40:31 PM): Kenny feels a strong bit of rage out of nowhere he shoves his couch towards the wall at 90 miles per hour smashing it in to nothing more then cloth and fluff before coming to his senses and seeing the mess he made.
Mutt (11:40:45 PM): something about 90 miles per hour into a wall
Linda Broflovski (11:40:48 PM): XD
Mutt (11:40:51 PM): XD
Mutt (11:41:28 PM): Mutt and Darkness actually sitting on a couch watching a classic gorey violent as hell horror movie as if they were somewhat buddies.
Mutt (11:41:36 PM): "Popcorn?" Mutt offers
Linda Broflovski (11:41:49 PM): "What's that?" Darkness asked.
Mutt (11:42:17 PM): ".....what exactly do you have around here? It's popcorn dude it's good, try some." Mutt insisted
Mutt (11:42:47 PM): Kenny feeling his blood boiling for no apparent reason.
Linda Broflovski (11:43:02 PM): Kitty approached Aidyn with a polite nod. "Hello. Kyle, this is Aidyn. My second boyfriend. We met on a hike. It was-" she stopped herself. "Well, that's all."
Mutt (11:43:10 PM): XD
Linda Broflovski (11:43:12 PM): Kenny clenched his fists, beating up a pillow to let it out.
Mutt (11:43:17 PM): "Hi." Kyle greeted
Linda Broflovski (11:43:33 PM): Darkness tried some, nodding approvingly. "Why do I not KNOW of these luxuries?!"
Mutt (11:43:41 PM): XD
Mutt (11:44:10 PM): "I have no clue I mean I think you'd be less evil if you had some good stuff around here.I mean there aint shit besides TV. What do you even eat?" Mutt asked
Mutt (11:44:19 PM): Darkness devouring the popcorn
Linda Broflovski (11:44:20 PM): Aidyn smiled and shook his hand. "It's nice to meet you." He was overly polite for sure, and it was difficult to tell if it was intentional.
Linda Broflovski (11:44:46 PM): Darkness shrugged. "Dead animals, sometimes."
Mutt (11:44:53 PM): blech!
Mutt (11:44:59 PM): they call that meat though
Mutt (11:45:04 PM): ...hmm
Linda Broflovski (11:45:12 PM): Kenny had destroyed the pillow and was sitting back, panting. "What's happening to me?" he whispered, trying to calm himself down.
Mutt (11:47:55 PM): "That sucks." Mutt replied "We need to get some real food in this universe somehow.
Mutt (11:48:14 PM): Darkness leaning on Mutt. "Getting sleepy eh?"
Linda Broflovski (11:48:50 PM): Kitty smiled. "It's been so long. Aidyn, this is Kyle Broflovski." "He seems nice," Aidyn responded approvingly.
Linda Broflovski (11:49:01 PM): "Hmuh? Oh actually kinda yeah..."
Mutt (11:49:09 PM): "You're not so bad yourself."Kyle replied
Linda Broflovski (11:49:32 PM): Kenny felt like destroying the entire town all of a sudden and struggled not to do so. "Damnit! What is WRONG with me?!"
Mutt (11:50:12 PM): Darkness on the other hand feeling rather good natured all of a sudden
Mutt (11:50:24 PM): DOO DOO DOO
Linda Broflovski (11:50:38 PM): Kitty looked shocked all of a sudden and turned abruptly. "No? No. It was nice seeing you again. Maybe we can meet again soon. But I have one person left to go to." She left hastily with Kyle.
Linda Broflovski (11:51:02 PM): Darkness smiled again. I didn't know friendship could feel this... nice, he though.
Linda Broflovski (11:51:04 PM): thought*
Mutt (11:51:08 PM): awwwh
Mutt (11:51:10 PM): poor Darkness
Mutt (11:51:22 PM): he'll feel love but then he'll have to go back to being evil :-(
Linda Broflovski (11:51:27 PM): :-(
Linda Broflovski (11:51:32 PM): Tis a deep plot huh
Mutt (11:51:35 PM): yeah
Linda Broflovski (11:51:35 PM): Novel-worthy.
Linda Broflovski (11:51:37 PM): :-P
Mutt (11:51:40 PM): it is XD
Mutt (11:53:39 PM): "...hehe I knew I could win you over with some time." Mutt said "You're a good person you know that?" Darkness for the first time ever hearing he was "good"
Linda Broflovski (11:53:53 PM): "I-I'm... what?"
Mutt (11:54:14 PM): Kenny becoming a giant angry beast
Mutt (11:54:20 PM): like the evil is making him grow XD
Mutt (11:54:34 PM): All that evilness has to go somewhere
Linda Broflovski (11:54:52 PM): Kitty walked the rest of the way to Stark's Pond. "The third should be here. Be careful, because he's kind of a-"
"Who the hell is that ugly runt?"
"... douchebag. Of course, you've met him once before."
Mutt (11:55:04 PM): "You're good....." Mutt repeated
Linda Broflovski (11:55:13 PM): "I... I... Thank you..."
Linda Broflovski (11:55:22 PM): (AWWW <3)
Mutt (11:55:27 PM): Darkness had a tear in his eye.
Mutt (11:55:31 PM): (yaah Awwwh)
Linda Broflovski (11:55:42 PM): Kenny screamed and broke down a wall, pulling out some of his hair.
Mutt (11:55:48 PM): XD
Mutt (11:55:51 PM): Kenny going nuts
Mutt (11:56:29 PM): Mutt offers Darkness a hug and the impossible receives one BIG hug back.
Mutt (11:56:46 PM): "Oh man you're a squeezer." Mutt laughed
Mutt (11:57:15 PM): oh man lets do a Kennyzilla
Mutt (11:57:18 PM): XD
Linda Broflovski (11:57:22 PM): Kenny set fire to his home, or what remained of it.
Mutt (11:57:35 PM): come back to like a 20 ft Kenny XD
Linda Broflovski (11:57:39 PM): XD Yeah
Mutt (11:58:26 PM): Mutt patting Darkness back and hearing sniffling. "Are....are you crying?"
Linda Broflovski (11:59:08 PM): The third man who had spoken out was tall and lanky with longer dark brown hair and tired green eyes. Kitty turned her face away when she saw him, biting her lip. "Why did I agree to see him again," she murmured.
Linda Broflovski (11:59:16 PM): "N-no! I'm n... yes I am..."
Mutt (11:59:19 PM): Goth?
Mutt (11:59:31 PM): remind me
Mutt (11:59:40 PM): Goth kids sitting in a dark alley smoking.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Mutt (12:00:06 AM): "Eeeh this world still sucks after Cthulhu what a joke..." They hear giant deep foot steps enough to tremble the ground.
Mutt (12:00:21 AM): "What the fuck was that!?" Pagan asked
Mutt (12:01:09 AM): Following they hear a loud Hellish roar. (Yep evil Kenny is EVIL)
Mutt (12:01:33 AM): "Awwh why are you crying?" Mutt asked
Linda Broflovski (12:02:30 AM): "I-I've never really had a f-friend before," Darkness sniffled, breaking down. "And y-you..."
Mutt (12:02:56 AM): awwwwh
Mutt (12:03:16 AM): this is gonna be sad
Mutt (12:03:29 AM): when Mutt will have to break his heart
Linda Broflovski (12:03:33 AM): Kitty's eyes opened wide, then slowwwwly narrowed again. "Kyle," she said in a tone that sounded both sardonic and almost seductive, very smooth. "I have something to show you. It's a surprise. One that's been waiting far too long."
Linda Broflovski (12:03:54 AM): Kennyzilla was wreaking havoc far from Stark's Pond.
Mutt (12:03:59 AM): XD
Mutt (12:04:29 AM): "Aww it's ok." Mutt hugged the still crying Darkness.
Linda Broflovski (12:05:02 AM): (Gonna do the plot twist on Kitty's side, then cliffhanger it for bedtime :-P Trollolol)
Mutt (12:05:20 AM): (Yep!)
Mutt (12:05:57 AM): "Damn I have to get back home." Mutt looked at his watch. "Kenny warned me to keep this short but hey you can come with me for awhile if you want." Mutt offered
Mutt (12:06:08 AM): and they come back AND BOOM town is in RUBBLE
Linda Broflovski (12:06:12 AM): XD
Linda Broflovski (12:06:27 AM): Darkness gasped. "What happened?" He was truly concerned.
Mutt (12:06:35 AM): NOT YET
Linda Broflovski (12:06:39 AM): Huh?
Mutt (12:06:43 AM): we didnt get back yet
Linda Broflovski (12:06:46 AM): Oh okay XD
Mutt (12:06:51 AM): Mutt pulling out the portal gun. "Want to come?"
Linda Broflovski (12:07:06 AM): Darkness nodded almost without hesitation. "Sure!"
Linda Broflovski (12:07:35 AM): "Kyle, your surprise is waiting... haha. Believe me, it will be... spinning."
Linda Broflovski (12:07:45 AM): She began to sound almost diabolical.
Mutt (12:07:48 AM): "Kenny'll be amazed to find I've managed to befriend you for real." Mutt laughed as he shot both himself and Darkness with the portal gun
Mutt (12:08:06 AM): And they poof into a town half reduced to rubble.
Mutt (12:08:15 AM): Mutt. "o.O is it the end of the world??"
Linda Broflovski (12:08:18 AM): XD
Mutt (12:08:29 AM): XD
Linda Broflovski (12:08:47 AM): Darkness looked around, eyes wide. "Oh my God! What happened here?" (Shall we leave it here for Mutt's plot)
Linda Broflovski (12:08:51 AM): ?
Mutt (12:08:57 AM): THE QUESTION MARK
Mutt (12:08:57 AM): yes
Linda Broflovski (12:09:06 AM): Lemme finish Kitty's real quick
Mutt (12:09:12 AM): ITS GREEN
Mutt (12:09:12 AM): ok
Mutt (12:09:19 AM): I gtg soon too XD
Mutt (12:09:24 AM): waits for you to finish up
Mutt (12:09:36 AM): I forgot I have DSL so I dont even have to worry about my phoneline but yeah
Mutt (12:09:40 AM): I cant stay up forever XD
Linda Broflovski (12:09:46 AM): XD
Linda Broflovski (12:10:27 AM): Kitty led Kyle back to town, through an undestroyed area and to an old abandoned shed. "Here we are. There's somebody I'd like you to meet. Are you ready?"
Mutt (12:10:35 AM): XD
Linda Broflovski (12:10:36 AM): (She won't kill him XD)
Mutt (12:10:49 AM): or something else
Mutt (12:10:53 AM): like old shed
Mutt (12:10:58 AM): Are you ready?
Mutt (12:11:00 AM): o.o
Linda Broflovski (12:11:01 AM): XDD
Mutt (12:11:04 AM): XDD
Linda Broflovski (12:11:08 AM): Just play along.
Mutt (12:11:11 AM): ok
Mutt (12:11:15 AM): "Sure."Kyle replied
Linda Broflovski (12:13:23 AM): Believe it or not, there actually WAS a person there, and even less believable was he had no weapon. He wasn't threatening either- a skinny, nerdy redhead with glasses. Usually this would be a relief, but the next words uttered had enough weight to them that they could possibly cause the world to end.
"Lathe, I would like you to meet Kyle Broflovski... My fourth ex boyfriend."