Post by Mutt on May 15, 2010 0:54:15 GMT -5
Under the Hood
It was a cool early spring morning, though around South Park it was quite hard to tell the different seasons as the snow strangely never melts here, anyway a lone figure could be spotted walking towards the bad part of town. Upon closer inspection the figure turned out to be a young boy wearing a royal blue parka, along with navy blue pants and to complete his all blue attire a deep blue cap. “Mutt” was his given nickname and he could be seen carrying a good sized medium brown paper bag and with his backpack strapped to on as he headed off to his destination.
Mutt arrived at the step of a run down house and knocked on a feeble door, which upon being touched wobbled before falling backwards with a thud,. Mutt nervously smiled as he spotted a middle-aged looking woman with red hair looking directly at him and looking down at the door.
“Damn it I told Stuart to fix that damn door!!” Mrs. McCormick shouted as she walked up to greet their visitor. “Hi Jake you here for Kenny?
“Morning Mrs. McCormick, yep oh and dropping off some breakfast.” Mutt greeted.
For a few days now Mutt had started a routine early in the morning about an hour before the bus was to arrive he was coming to Kenny’s house, as he was his best friend Mutt wanted to lend a hand to Kenny and his family through anyway he could, one of which was a breakfast delivery.
“Wow that’s real nice of you Jacob…” Carol replied
“Please don’t call me Jacob….Jake is fine.” Mutt pleaded
“Oh sorry, that’s nice of you Jake we all appreciate it, it’s been tough trying to get any good meals these days. Though you know Kenny’s been kind of stubborn with your charity.” Carol said
Kenny had reasons for being stubborn when it came to his buddy’s generosity, he appreciated it a part of him was in fact very thankful that someone cared but on the other hand he didn’t want anyone to feel sorry for him and his poor status another part of him felt as if he didn’t need anybody to help him and his family out they were fine without any hand outs. Another factor was that he didn’t want people to think he was taken advantage of his best friend’s kindness.
“Yeah I know he’s been trying to avoid my charity all week but I’m stubborn too hehe. Well here you go there are five bagel sandwiches stuffed with two fried eggs, cheese and three slices of bacon. There’s also five bottles of milk in there.” Mutt replied as he handed the bag to Mrs. McCormick with a smile. “Maybe if you sneak it on the table Kenny won’t know it’s from me.”
“Trust me he’ll know it’s from you you’re the only person kind enough to even offer us any decent food. Thanks again Kenny’s in his room by the way he should be just about done getting dressed.” She responded as she led Mutt inside the house. “Just make yourself at home, kids breakfast is on the table!!!” She yelled as she went into the kitchen to sit the bag of food on the kitchen table.
Karen McCormick saw Mutt and waved, "Hiii Jake!" as she walked past him on her way to the kitchen.
“Hey Karen...” Mutt greeted back he pulled his backpack off and sat in a corner as he strolled over to Kenny’s room; the door was barely cracked open as Kenny was putting his parka on.
“Ooooh maybe I can catch Kenny without his hood....I wonder what he’s hiding…” Mutt thought to himself, since moving to South Park Mutt never did got the chance to see Kenny’s face, it was a somewhat of a curiosity he kept to himself though he never asked as he felt Kenny probably was keeping it a secret as he was with his G-d like powers.
He squinted as he tried to get a closer peak into the crack when the door suddenly opened and he was standing face to face with an already hooded Kenny.
“FUCK! You scared the shit out of my Mutt!!” Kenny yelled not expecting someone to be that close to his door, Mutt too got startled as he jumped back.
“Eheheh sorry Kenny I wasn’t expecting you to open your door so quick...” Mutt replied nervously
‘Damn it I wanted to see what’s under his hood!!” He thought to himself in his mind
“Why the fuck were you that close to my door anyway?” Kenny asked
“Just coming to get you hehe.” Mutt replied trying not to blow his real reason. “So how are you this morning best bud?” He asked
“Pretty good so far….I smell food damn it you fucking brought breakfast again didn’t you?” Kenny asked
“How do you know it was me? You know that could be your mom cooking you breakfast….” Mutt replied
"Mutt, I've known you for long enough I can just tell" Kenny responded
“Wow have I become that predictable?” Mutt asked
"Just about" Kenny said
“Fine yes I brought you food it’s on the table waiting for you; today’s special is an egg, cheese and bacon bagel sandwich which is a bit of an oxymoron once you think about it. Considering that bagels are a European Jewish creation and bacon isn’t kosher and neither is mixing meat with dairy but yah hehe. Hope you enjoy it.” Mutt replied smiling
"American bacon or Canadian?" Kenny asked
"American bacon...." Mutt replied
"Sweet! I mean... Mutt, c'mon, you don't need to give us charity. We're not that poor and we're doing waay better now!" Kenny responded
“But I want to help I mean I’m sure you could use some weight gain under that parka…..right?” Mutt replied part of his attention still on wondering what hid in the mysteriousness of the hood.
"Mutt, I'm fine" Kenny lied
“So I take it you’re not hungry….” Mutt replied
"No" Kenny's stomach growled cartoonishly loudly
“Seems your stomach thinks otherwise….” Mutt responded
"My stomach doesn't know what's good for it" Kenny said
"....what the hell kind of excuse is that..." Mutt asked
"Frozen waffles and pop tarts are fine." Kenny groaned
"That is some serious bullshit...." Mutt replied
“Kenny come eat your food before the bus gets here!!!” Mrs. McCormick could be heard yelling from the kitchen.
"Yes mom!" Kenny yelled back “This argument isn’t over.” He told Mutt before leaving his room.
Kenny sat next to his sister, with an empty seat in between for Mutt. His mother and brother were at the other end of the table and father on another side.
A few moments went by when Kenny noticed that Mutt didn’t come to the table with him. Thinking he was just being slow he gave his buddy a few more minutes to arrive.
Mutt had quietly slipped into Kenny’s room searching for anything that would have revealed what the orange parka hid away. He wasn’t exactly sure what he could find that would tell him but he snooped around the small room anyway. Finding only a few dirty socks lying around, some trash, a few dead rats, and the usual pile of porno magazines as he looked up from his search it seemed as if he had gotten rather sidetracked in his exploring and not noticing Kenny standing right in the door.
"Mutt, what the fuck are you doing?" Kenny demanded
“Oh hey Kenny I was just on my way to the kitchen now…”Mutt smiled nervously
"...Suuure you were." Kenny crossed his arms
“Really I was…I got lost hehe….” Mutt lied as he tried to walk out of the room when Kenny pulled him back by his hood
"You got lost? Mutt, we've known each other for a long time now, you've been to my house a billion times, how the hell could you get lost?" Kenny asked him
“…..I’m going blind….” Mutt replied “Eheheheh”
"...bullshit" Kenny responded
“What you don’t believe me? I’m half blind out of my left eye …” Mutt lying horribly.
"Mutt, I've been blinded before, I can tell you aren't blind. Now I'll let you off this time, but you better come straight to breakfast with me" Kenny groaned
"You've been blinded?" Mutt asked
"...yeah, not the damn point. Mutant Turkeys, a year or so ago" Kenny responded
“Um…ok…well let’s go to breakfast then shall we? We don’t have long before the bus comes. “Mutt smiled *Damn I’ll never find out what he’s hiding*
Kenny led Mutt to the table, making sure he sat in his seat.
"Hiiii Mutt." Karen said, smirking
“Hey Karen, how’s it going? “ Mutt greeted as he sat in his seat next to Kenny. He had been coming for so many days he actually had his own seat at the McCormick household. Mutt noticed his buddy eyeing him with suspicion after he was caught snooping around his room.
"I'm good. How are yooouu?" she asked, smiling wide
“Heh I’m pretty good. “Mutt responded “Enjoying your breakfast?”
"Oh yeah," Karen replied
Mutt and the McCormicks ate the breakfast he had brought for them and soon it was time to catch the bus. Mutt and Kenny finished off before leaving for the bus stop. Still with them the argument they were having earlier and Mutt’s curiosity for what lied beneath the orange hood.
“But I want to help you out Kenny, I’m happy to do so..oh by the way almost forgot.” Mutt was saying as he pulled out a lunch bag. “Here’s your lunch for today...” He said as he offered it to Kenny.
"Mutt, my mom packed me a fine lunch" Kenny groaned
"But...I've been sharing lunch with you since we met...so you don't want your roast beef sandwich?" Mutt asked
"Sorry." Kenny responded
".....you sure you don't want it?" Mutt asked
"I'm sure, Mutt. Thanks anyway" Kenny replied
“Ok then.” Mutt responded seeming to give up as he returned the extra lunch box into his backpack.
“You know it is Friday perhaps we can do something after school…” He offered as he and Kenny reached the bus stop “Hehe maybe I could dry clean your parka, a movie, bowling, a sleep over???” He offered hoping Kenny had missed the first offer.
"A sleepover would be fun." Kenny said
“Yeah that would be awesome we could stay up all night watching movies, eating popcorn, playing video games! “ Mutt told him as he and Kenny arrived at the bus stop and took their places next to their friends Kyle, Stan, John and Cartman.
“Hey fags you finally made it to the bus!! Hi poor shit ….no lunch as usual? HA!” Cartman jeered as he spotted Kenny
“I have a lunch,” Kenny groaned
"Fuck off fat ass!!" Mutt growled as he got into Cartman's face.
"Mutt, relax dude" Kenny told him
"What are you going to do dog boy?!" Cartman asked in a tough guy tone
Kenny tried to break up the fight
“I’m going to kick your ass that’s what!!!” Mutt responded gearing up to do some damage when Kenny stepped in.
“Mutt, just let it go.” Kenny repeated
Mutt sighed as he heeded his buddy’s request and calmed down. “Fine….you’re so lucky fat ass…”
“Don’t worry he’ll get his ass kicked by someone else sooner or later today...” Stan said
“Hahaha what a bunch of fucking losers my friends are.” Cartman jeered some more, at that point all five people standing waiting with him glared at him.
“Can I kick his ass now Kenny?” Mutt asked
Lucky for Cartman the bus had arrived, other wise he may have found himself at the hospital. The kids crowded on the bus sitting in their usual seats next to their usual buddies. As always Mutt sat with Kenny continuing on about the idea of having a sleepover.
“You know what’d be awesome…if we had a sleepover at your house.” Mutt offered
"That'd be sweeet." Kenny smirked, "We should invite some more people though."
“Ok sure who do you want to invite?” Mutt asked
"I dunno." Kenny replied “"Not Stan or Kyle, I know they're having a sleepover of they're own. And NOT FATASS"
"Haha come on Cartman would be fun for our sleepover, we could hog tie him and use him as a piñata." Mutt offered
"My parents wouldn't allow that.... hmmm, who else?" Kenny responded
"Wendy...haha" Mutt replied
"I wish Stan's still a Mr. Suspicious over her." Kenny answered
"Butters, John, Tweek, Craig...." Kenny listed
“Not Butters….” Mutt groaned “I guess we can invite the other three your list however.” He added
"Craig probably wouldn't want to go, he hates sleepovers. John or Tweek?"
"We can invite both over...if you want." Mutt offered
"Parents probably would only want one." Kenny responded
"Well John is less spazzy then Tweek.. "Mutt replied
"Good point" Kenny said
"I can ask him when we get off the bus." Mutt said
"He's only a seat back"
"Ok, hey John...” Mutt yells as he turns back to face him.
"Hey Mutt, sup?" John greeted
"Nothing much, me and Kenny decided to have a sleepover at his rocking pad, want to join?" Mutt asked
"Sure" John replied
“Sweet this’ll be an awesome sleepover Kenny.” Mutt said
“What about me??” A familiar infamous voice asked. Fat ass had been eaves dropping. “You going to invite me too?”
"Sorry, only three people allowed. Dad's rules." Kenny said
"Besides fat ass you'd just spend the whole sleep over picking on Kenny and his family...” Mutt groaned
"Fuck you, I'll have my own sleepover with my other friends...."Cartman replied.
"...what other friends?" John questioned
Cartman said nothing his face glaring as he finally left the trio alone. "I'll get you guys back just you wait and see...” He yelled back
As Cartman made his angry retreat the bus arrived at the school and everyone stampeded into the hallway. Mutt managed to linger at the back of the line as he and the others strolled off the bus, leaving Kenny to unknowingly walk into the school by himself.
Mutt was still pondering over what hid in the shadow of Kenny’s hood, he watched his buddy from a far distance behind as he trailed him in the hallway. John noticed that Mutt was purposefully lingering, as his usual spot was right near Kenny’s side, and so decided to investigate.
"What's with all the Kenny staring? The rumors aren't true... are they?" John asked
"Rumors....? What rumors??" Mutt asked obviously unaware
"You know, the constant rumors you two are gay. Of course Kenny couldn't be gay, and you're so asexual if you watched a porno you probably would ask someone to turn on the TV" John answered
“No I’m not gay. Hmm John how long have you known Kenny?” Mutt asked him quietly
"As long as I've been here." J replied.
"...and how long has that been?" Mutt asked again
"You moved here first, dude." John answered
"....so you never seen Kenny without his hood...?" Mutt asked
"No." John simply replied
"Do you have any idea of what he looks like without his hood...?" Mutt asked again
"No dude, 'fraid not. He never takes the damn thing off. Then again I don't hang around the guys much, Kyle hates me remember?" John answered
"...why does he hate you again?" Mutt asked
"Well Kyle hates me because I'm immoral or something. Fuck, I don't know. And Stan hates me for 'flirting' with Wendy. Please, Stan doesn't know how I flirt. Kenny and Cartman are cool with me." John responded
"Wow...so you know just as much as I do as to what’s under the hood...you think Kenny may have a skin disorder or something...." Mutt began pondering
"Well he has blue eyes. Stan has blue eyes, too, so Kenny must have black hair." John speculated
“So you think it’s as simple as that?” Mutt asked
As quickly as he had vanished Cartman re appeared to John and Mutt, he was pretty desperate to find peers. Kyle had reached his boiling point with fat ass and his anger rubbed off on Stan so he was banished from them for awhile. So he had opted to hang out with the lesser knowns.
“Hi fags!! Hey dog boy, hi ya hopeless!! You have the privilege of hanging with the most kick ass guy in the school. “Cartman intro’d himself
“Oh goody…” Mutt replied with sarcasm
"Evening Eric." John said. As the saying goes, the enemy of my enemy is my friend
"Say Cartman you've known Kenny you're entire childhood right....you've seen him without his hood what's he look like?" Mutt asked him
Of course Cartman knew what lay behind the orange parka, he had seen Kenny unhooded dozens of times. Yet it was such a golden opportunity for him he couldn’t pass it up to stir in a little trouble. In short he was the wrong person for Mutt to ask such a question.
“Yeah I know what Kenny looks like, but you mean you guys don’t know?” Cartman asked in a serious tone
“Know what….?” Mutt asked with a curious interest
“Kenny’s not human, he’s not even of this Earth….in fact some may say he’s from…another distant planet. “Cartman replied
"Dude, seriously?" John asked
"Space alien, but that's impossible, you can clearly see human skin between his eyes!" Mutt responded
“That’s his camouflage, so other Earthlings don’t grow suspicious. Under that human skin he really has green scales like those found on a crocodile….” Cartman added
"Are they like the ones in Alien? Does Karen want to lay eggs in Mutt's stomach?" John asks
“EGGS?? HIS FAMILY LAYS EGGS…IN ME??!” Mutt asked a bit paranoid and perplexed
“Uh sure yeah I’ll go with that. Kenny and his family are a crocodile/humanoid hybrid, they lay eggs in their victims. To lay low they live in the ghettos. Though the rest of his family can hide their crocodile features Kenny’s human skin is failing due to well for whatever reason and so he has to keep himself hidden inside his parka. “ Cartman replied
"Dude, I don't want Kenny's sister laying eggs in Mutt's stomach!" John exclaimed
“Wait a minute….this is fat ass we’re talking about do you actually believe what he’s saying is true…?” Mutt asked John
“Yah that’s what the last kid said before he was eaten…”Cartman said as he walked off grinning evilly as he did.
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend" John said
"The enemy of my friend is my enemy... But who’s your closer friend Cartman or Kenny....?" Mutt asked
"Kenny technically." John replied
"Look John I'd be leery of whatever story Cartman tells, I mean the last time I believed in a story like that about Kenny I almost lost our friendship before it even started..." Mutt said
Out of the blue that’s when Wendy strolled up.
“Hi guys how’s it going?” She greeted in a cheerful tone.
"Hey Wendy" John smiled
“Hi Wendy, what’s up with you? Stan’s not around is he, I mean he almost killed me the last time I had a chat with you. “Mutt said
“Oh nothing much don’t worry about Stan, he knows I’ll only love him.” Wendy replied
“That’s cool say Wendy have you ever seen Kenny without his hood on?” Mutt asked
“You know….I can’t say I have, I don’t think he ever takes the thing off does he?” She asked
"Probably not." John shrugged, "I want to know before Karen lays eggs in Mutt's stomach"
"...lay eggs in Mutt's stomach??! Kenny's sister lays eggs???!!" Wendy asked
"We haven't confirmed that....we just heard that from Cartman..." Mutt groaned as he rolled his eyes
"Oh pffft Cartman, you don't really believe what he told you do you John??" Wendy asked with laughter in her voice
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend" John repeated
"Yeah but that friend is spreading bullshit rumor about your other friend..." Mutt replied
"You're friends with fat ass Eric Cartman?? Wow did you loose a bet or something?" Wendy asked
"Kyle hates me, remember? And besides, it's not like we have any other leads yet" John responded
"But John you're really going to be that Kenny is a human/crocodile hybrid alien whose family lays eggs inside of people, that doesn't even make sense John." Mutt said "Think about it crocodiles don't even lay eggs inside people they build mounds out of leaf litter and lay their eggs there...." he added
John rolled his eyes
"Well maybe Cartman's wrong. Bring me a better theory. Either of you."
"Maybe he has a serious contagious skin disorder and it can only be contained if completely wrapped up for as long as he lives...." Mutt offered
"....seriously...?" Wendy asked
"...no way." John replied
“This is driving me insane….what if we got someone to sneak behind him and pull his hood off…?” Mutt asked
"How about Butters?" John asked
"That's not a bad idea he's pretty gullible you can get him to do anything..." Mutt said “Though you’ll have to ask him John….like you and Kyle me and Butters don’t like each other…”
John went up and found Butters, "Hey dude"
“H-h-hi John! How are you today?” Butters greeted , he spotted Mutt and Wendy following John from behind, seemed they managed to tweek Wendy’s interest of what lied behind Kenny’s hood.
“M-Mutt! What are you doing here??!”
“None of your damn business Scotch tape!” Mutt replied
“G-Get out of here before I kick your ass Fido!!” Butters answered back
“GRRR it’s MUTT!!!” Mutt roared back
“Woa woa hey relax guys!!” Wendy commanded
John moved in between them, "Jesus fuck guys, we're all mature individuals, we can settle this like men... okay, whose penis is longest?"
“Fine I’m mature, not like Butterscotch….” Mutt grumbled
“Furball!”
“John ask him already…” Wendy suggested
"Butters, we need your help" John said
“Um…alright then…what do you need?” Butters asked
"Could you get off Kenny's hood?" John asked
“…For what??” Butters asked
“To see what he looks like, you ever seen him unmasked before Buttercup?” Mutt asked
“No….I don’t think I ever did…though I did get to wear his parka when he disappeared…” Butters replied
"Just sneak up behind him and try to pull off his hood it'll be easy!" John said
“Oh alright then,” Butters said as he left and snuck up behind Kenny
“You think he can pull this off?” Wendy asked the two
"Maybe" John shrugged
"No..." Mutt replied bluntly
They watched as Butters slowly approached Kenny from behind and tugged on the back of his hood, it was a bit tight so it wasn't coming off that easily. So before Kenny could react Butters climbed on his back, grabbed the hood near the opening and pulled harder.
“It’s not coming off fellas!!” Butters yelled at his audience
“Butters you dumbass don’t put the attention on us!” Mutt muttered to himself
In a split second the gullible one found himself being tossed on his back right on the floor, Kenny had pulled a karate throw on him. Butters groaned as he found himself looking up at the hooded one. His mission was a fail.
“Oh hey Kenny…” Butters smiled nervously “Nice day huh?” He greeted cheerfully though he just had his ass handed to him.
"Uh, yeah?" Kenny said awkwardly
“That’s one powerful arm you got there I’d say…” Butters added as he slowly got off the linoleum floor. “You take karate lessons?”
"No" Kenny responded
“Mission failed…I knew Butterscotch couldn’t handle it.” Mutt whispered to John and Wendy.
“Well then I’ll be going then,,,they sent me by the way..” Butters said as he pointed to Mutt, John and Wendy.
“He didn’t just give us away….” Mutt whispered as his eyes widened
“Well I better get to class.” Wendy said as she walked off
"Butters G-ddammit" John said
“What do we do now?” Mutt asked John nervously as he noticed Kenny’s full attention was on them.
"Play it cool." he whispered.
"Part of me is appalled, and part of me expected this out of you guys" Kenny groaned
"....what are you talking about?" Mutt asked trying to play innocence
"Uh, you guys totally heard Butters. And I saw you whispering" Kenny replied
"Butters? That ass always has it out for me you know that Kenny..." Mutt responded
"Mutt, I'm not stupid" Kenny said
"Eheheheh...” Mutt just stood there smiling nervously as he looked at John for what to say next.
"...don't look at me" John shrugged
"See Butters said he could kick your ass and you proved otherwise." Mutt lied. “What did he tell you?” He asked pretty much given himself away.
"Nothing, just that you guys sent him" Kenny said
"Sent him..weird he doesn't even like to talk to me...he made that up..." Mutt groaned
"Then why were you guys and Wendy all watching me?" Kenny asked
"Ummmmm...." Mutt really had no answer for his buddy this time.
The bell rang, "I have to go." Kenny rolled his eyes, "Seriously Mutt, if you do one more weird thing today..." he mumbled as he walked off
"Whoot saved by class.”Mutt gave a sigh of relief "That was really close though."
"Very. Where did Wendy go off to? And remind me to pound Butters' face in later."
"I assume Wendy left for class, and I'm with you on that I think its Butters season...” Mutt responded
Eight long hours later school was over. Mutt and John were by the lockers again minus Kenny both still trying to figure out how they would reveal the real face of Kenny.
“Damn this is going to be a lot hard then we thought. Hmm you think maybe he has a lizard tongue….I mean if he would be a human/croc hybrid….” Mutt asked now starting to somewhat believe Cartman’s bullshit theory. “Or what if he spits acidic venom…”
"You mean like the Dilophosaurs in Jurassic Park?" John asked
"You think he has those frills too?? Or maybe a raptor claw......" Mutt asked
"Hey, what about the sleepover tonight? We can investigate there" John offered
"Yeah I was thinking that....oh wait hold on...” Mutt trailed off as Butters walked by and was shoved up against a locker by a furious Mutt. “Butters you dipshit!!!”
“AGH G-GET off of me Rover!!!” Butters yelled
“It’s MUTT and you dumbass you almost gave us away!!!” Mutt replied
John walked over, "What the hell is your problem, Stotch?"
"Well hey its not like I care, he's my enemy and you're working with my enemy. Works both ways for me. "Butters groaned
Kenny quietly walked up from behind he just stood and listened to his friends picking on poor Butters.
“Get off me!!” Butters repeated
“You’re lucky I don’t kill you!!” Mutt growled
John was about to respond when he took a gander at Kenny observing the scene from behind.
"Hello Kenny." John greeted as he nervously turned to Mutt who was still in a fit of rage. He tapped Mutt on the shoulder. "He's right behind us..." He said in a very low whisper
“Oooh….shit….” Mutt thought to himself as he turned to see Kenny.
“Oh boy you’re in trouble now…” Butters threatened
“Fuck you ya stupid blonde!” Mutt groaned as he released his victim before turning to Kenny, Butters quickly left the scene. “Hey Kenny how’s it going?”
Kenny raised an eyebrow quizzically
"What.....?" Mutt asked "I told you Butters has it out for me... Ask John here he'll tell ya..."
"He totally does, honest dude." John said
“So….ready for that sleepover?” Mutt asked
"...Yeah, okay." Kenny said bitterly, mumbling something about traitors while walking away.
“…I’m not sure how but I think I’ve somehow offended Kenny….” Mutt tells John
"Dude, we've fucked up epic multiple times now... 'somehow' doesn't cover it" John replied
“You think…maybe we should stop? Maybe we’re not supposed to know what Kenny really looks like?” Mutt asked
"Maybe you're right... but we should still make sure his family isn't space crocodiles." John suggested
“Yeaah….I guess so. Let’s try to do this as subtle as possible, space crocodile or not I don’t want to loose Kenny as my best friend….again. “Mutt replied
"Yeah, don't want to lose him either" John responded
“Let’s go get ready for the sleepover then, I have to let my parents know and order some pizza and get some snacks and DVDs. You should bring some of your DVDs too J if Kenny has any they’re probably mostly pornos.” Mutt suggested as he and John were starting to leave the school.