A Family Reunion

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WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!?! IS CARSEN ACTUALLY WRITING A STORY BY HERSELF?!?!?! THIS IS MADNESS.

but yeah I am writing a story by myself (no Kitty, I have not abandoned Ma belle, Evangeline.) My friend wanted me to write this because I had made a Despicable Me OC (not Julie XD) so yeah without further Adieu. My totally lame story.

I do not own Despicable me and yes there will be typos but I was writing out Gru's (and my OC's) accent who both have a Russian Accent and how I think he would sound.

ENJOY BITCHES! (and sorry if it sucks.)

A Family Reunion

Story written by: Carsen Darling
Chapter 1: Meeting the Midget.

It was a beautiful Sunday morning in the Suburbs of Seattle, Washington. The Sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and Chaos was clearly evident in the Gru household.

"GRUUUUUU! EDITH KEEPS COPYING OFF OF MY HOMEWORK!" Margo shouted.

"LIAR, I WAS NOT LOOKING AT YOUR HOMEWORK!" Edith shot back.

"YOU WERE TOO, YOU LOOKED RIGHT AT MY PAPER!"

"I WAS LOOKING AT A BUG!"

"WHAT BUG?!?!"

"YOU GUYS STOP ARGUING, MR. PRISSY PANTS IS TRYING TO TAKE A NAP!" Agnes shouted, referring to her huge stuffed unicorn she won at the amusement park not too long ago.

"BE QUIET AGNES!" Edith shouted as the small girl's big brown eyes welled up with tears letting out a loud wail not too long after.

"Oh good going Edith, you see what you did!" Margo snapped as she got up and hugged the girl a tall bald man with blue eyes walked into the room not too long after.

"Vat is all dis yelling?" Gru asked annoyed but genuinely curious.

"Edith keeps on copying off of my homework and lying about it. And then Edith yelled at Agnes making her cry." Margo explained as Gru nodded.

"You go do your homework in dee kitchen, Agnes can come with me" Gru said as he took the little girl with him Margo going to retrieve her homework and move into the kitchen.
Before leaving Agnes stuck her tounge out at Edith who simply returned the gesture.

In the kitchen, Margo was doing her homework, when she heard the doorbell ring. Curiously, she got up and went to the door as she opened it. Standing there was a woman in her mid fourties.

"Can I help you?" Margo asked not wanting to be rude even though it came out as such.

"Yes, do you know eef--" The woman started before getting the door shut in her face.

"Edith, why did you do that?" Margo asked raising an eyebrow at Edith who was frowning at her.

"STRANGER DANGER!" Edith shouted as Margo sighed in annoyance.

"Fine go get Gru." she commanded as Edith left. Margo knew Edith had been right and that she shouldn't have opened the door without her father's permission, but the lady looked harmless enough. Besides, she was older than Edith she knew how to take care of herself. Half of her hoped the woman would be gone, but she had to be nice nonetheless. She decided to open the door knowing Gru would be up momentarily.

"Sorry about that." Margo apologized seeing a confused expression upon the lady's face.

"Eets alright, now like I 'vas askeeng, Do you know eef a Meester Gru leeves ere?" the woman asked in her thick Russian accent.

Margo nodded "Yes, he does." she responded slowly noticing how her accent was the exact same as Gru's "He'll be right up." she continued not wanting to let the woman in for safety reasons.

Eventually Gru did come up Edith and Agnes in tow.

"Margo, I 'erd dat dere was somebody at dee door." Gru said as Margo nodded.

"She claims to know you." Margo continued stepping aside to let the mystery woman inside, Gru finally got a good look at her, she was a few inches shorter than him she had long black hair and piercing blue eyes that matched Gru's.

"Hi Gru." the woman said smiling as Gru's jaw dropped, only for it to morph into a smile not too long after.

"Lileeah, eet 'as been too long! What are yoo doing 'ere?!?" Gru asked before pulling Lilia into a hug.

"Well I was just in dee neighbor'ood, and I figured dat you lived ere so I just stopped by to say hi." Lilia responded smiling as she hugged back.

"Daddy she's pretty, is she going to be our new mommy?" Agnes asked tilting her head cutely as Lilia laughed.

"Silly gurl, I don't t'ink I ave given a proper introduction. I am Lileeah, Gru's sister."

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FINALLY, I FINISHED CHAPTER TWO...and just in time for Gru's birthday too! Sorry if it's too short, I'm not used to writing long chapters. I would like to thank everyone who helped me along the way in getting this chapter done, I love you all <3 (I'd also like to thank my jerk of an ex, for breaking up with me. You have just made a cameo, congratulations!) Constructive Criticism is always welcomed. However, flames are not (Keep in mind I am fairly new to writing, more to publishing any flames will be used to roast marshmallows and make s'mores)

Disclaimer: I do not own Despicable Me (I wish I did though D:) I only own Lilia and my own writing work

Chapter 2: The Element of Surprise

The next few minutes in the house were filled with silence. Both Edith and Margo looked shocked and Agnes was beaming, oblivious to everything. Gru on the other hand, wasn't sure how to respond, Sure, he was happy his baby sister had come to visit but it was such short notice. Eventually, Agnes broke the silence with a cheer, as she clamped onto Lilia's leg, tightly, laughing rather loudly.

"I GOT YOUR LEEEEG, I GOT YOUR LEEEEEEEEG!" she exclaimed making Lilia look down and then back up at Gru, questionably.

"Does, she do dis ofteen?" she asked as Gru nodded.

"All de time." he mumbled.

"Oh." Lilia said after a while, still trying to pry Agnes off her leg. Eventually she succeeded, holding the small girl in her arms.

"Hi! My names Agnes!" she said cutely as Lilia smiled.
"Can I call you Aunt Lilly?" the small girl asked, giving her a look that could melt hearts.

"Ov course, sveetie." Lilia replied with a smile as Edith rolled her eyes walking off but was stopped by Margo.

"My names Margo." The girl with glasses spoke up "This is Edith." she continued, introducing the girl in pink.

"Oh, yoo gurls are veeree pretty." Lilia complimented as Edith rolled her eyes.

'Wish I could say the same for you.' Edith thought bitterly.

Lilia turned to Gru

"Vell, dis is sure a surprize. I deed not know dat you were a father, or dat I vas an Aunt." she replied smirking. Gru gave her a sheepish smile and rubbed the back of his neck.

"Yes, dere eez a lot dats changed recently..:" he replied as Lilia raised an eyebrow in interest.

"Oh reeleey? Do tell." she said, a soft smile on her face.

"Vell vhy don't wee deecuss eet ovar deener." Gru said, smiling as Edith's eyes lit up in interest.

"Could we have Pizza?" Edith asked, a huge smile on her face as Agnes nodded in agreement. Margo simply shrugged, a sign that usually said she didn't really care what they did for dinner.

"I t'ink Leeleah should choose, she eez de guest." Gru said smiling at Lilia.

"Vell, I reeleey don't care either, Peeza sounds good..maybe ve could go out for peeza." Lilia suggested.

"Den peeza eet eez!" Gru replied as he led the girls into his vehicle which was a huge, metal, machine tank. The girls got into the machine, sitting in the back. Lilia on the other hand, just looked at it which made Gru concerned. "Somet'ing de matter

Leeleeah?" he asked as she shook her head, a smile shown on her face.

"Dis eez verree eempresseve beeg brother." Lilia said making Gru smile as well.

"Are we just going to stand here all day, or are we going to go eat?" Edith asked impatiently as Lilia laughed lightly.

"I guess ve should go den." Lilia said to her brother.

"After yoo." Gru said as Lilia got on, sitting in the passenger's seat.
Eventually, they arrived at Pizza Castle. Everyone got out of the car and walked into the building.

"Hi, welcome to Pizza Palace!" a peppy blonde spoke up a huge smile on her face.
Gru looked at the girl in disgust before speaking

"Yes, table vor five pleez." he said as the girl nodded.

"Alright, right this way." the hostess chirped as she walked, more like skipped, to their table. Once they reached their table, the girl gave everyone menus before walking off.
Lilia watched the girl walk off before taking a seat next to Gru.

"So, vats new with yoo?" Lilia asked Gru smiling.

"Gru tried to steal the moon!" Agnes piped up as Lilia smiled.

"Oh reelee? I 'eard about dat and honestlee I vasn't surprized, shame eet 'ad to go back into de sky." Lilia said.

"Who said it was back in the sky." Edith snapped.

"De news, silly." Lilia said to Edith, who was trying not to punch Lilia in the face.

"Yes, aneeway, I adopted three gurls as yoo can see." Gru said as Lilia laughed softly.

"Dis eez a surprize, I thought yoo deed not leik cheeldren." Lilia said.

"Well obviously not!" Edith snapped as Margo gave her a look.

"Edith, be nice!" Margo warned even though she wanted to yell at the young aunt as well.

"'Ow about yoo leeleah, vat's been new in your life?" Gru asked as Lilia just sat there. She knew Gru was going to ask her sooner or later, but she didn't know how to respond. Thankfully, the waiter walked up, intterupting her thoughts.

"Hi, welcome to Pizza Castle, My names Linda, and I'll be taking care of you today. What would you like to order?" a petit brunette spoke up.

"I'd like a water." Margo spoke up.
"Sprite." Edith and Agnes said together.
"I vould just leik a water." Lilia responded.
"Coffee vor me." Gru said.

After taking all their drink orders and food orders, which was a large cheese pizza. The waiter left the table as Lilia sat there.

"Vell..." Gru said after a while.
"Vhat?" Lilia asked looking at him.
"Vhat 'as been new with yoo?" Gru asked.
"Not'ing." Lilia said simply as Gru raised an eyebrow. He hoped his sister had been joking there.

"Seriouslee, I ave not seen you vor months, and all dat time yoo 'ave been dooeeng not'ing?" Gru asked slowly as Lilia sighed.
"Fine, Fine yoo 'ave got me, Unfortunatelee, my life 'asn't been as great." Lilia started.

"Vat do yoo meen?" Gru asked the girls suddenly becoming very curious as Lilia sighed.

"Vell, yoo reemember dat job I 'ad workeeng as a secretaree at de bank of evil?" Lilia asked as Gru nodded. "Vell I got fired, apparentlee Meester Perkeenz vas so mad at yoo vor manee reasons, he decided to take it out on me." Lilia said as Edith smirked, Gru was frowning.

"Leeleah I'm sorry.." Gru said as Lilia shook her head.
"Do not worree about eet, but on top of losing my job I lost my 'ome and my feeancee dumped me." she said Gru freezing at what she said.
"Vat deed yoo say?" he asked.
"I said I lost my 'ome." Lilia said.
"No de last part, yoo deed not tell me dat yoo ver eengaged." Gru said.
"I didn't thin--"

"Who eez dees guy, I vould leik to meet heem." Gru interrupted, taking out his ray gun as Lilia sighed.

"Eets not a beeg deal"

"Yes eet eez a beeg deal, nobody hurts my leetle seestor and gets away weeth eet." Gru said getting up as the girls watched."

"He isn't even here." Lilia said.
"Den wee're leeveeng, come on gurls." Gru said.
"But we didn't even get to have our Pizza!" Edith protested.
"Life eez full of deesapointments...vor some peepol" Gru said smirking as he walked off.

"This is all your fault!" Edith hissed at Lilia before following Gru out the door, Lilia sighing in defeat.

"Gru! Ve don't 'ave to do dis!" Lilia said following him.

"Ov course we do, vat kind ov beeg brother would I be if I deedn't teach dis guy a lesson." Gru said looking at Lilia.

"Lilia's right Mr. Gru, we can just ignore it an--" Margo tried to reassure.

"No, ve are goeeng to find dis guy and dat's final." Gru intterupted as the girls sighed in defeat, before walking off to the local park, there were a lot of people there that day, so it would be easier to detect someone. As they were walking Agnes tugged on Lilia's dress, making her look down, as Agnes held up Mr. Prissy pants.

"Would you like to hold him, that always makes me feel better." Agnes said sweetly as Lilia smiled.

"Alright, yoo don't mind?" Lilia asked as Agnes shook her head giving Lilia the stuffed animal.

"Vell, dank yoo, sveetie." she replied as she took Mr. Prissy Pants from Agnes, holding him.

"You're welcome, Aunt Lilly." Agnes chirped happily.

"So vhere eez dees guy, vat does he look like?" Gru asked Lilia as she sighed.

"Vell, 'ee's tall, kind ov on dee pale side. 'ee 'as brown eyes and crazee red hair." Lilia explained as Edith raised an eyebrow.
"Is that the same guy who gave Agnes the unicorn?" she asked Lilia as she shrugged.
"I vouldn't know but, uhm 'ee eez right dere if you vanted to know." Lilia said pointing to the young man sitting on the bench. Edith got a good look at the man sitting on the park bench as she widened her eyes.

"It is the guy from the carnival." Margo called out as Agnes gasped.

"Vell, I guess dis vill be de second time dat I teach dis guy a lesson." Gru said as he walked up to the guy. "Vat a lovelee day ve're 'aving today." Gru said, the carnival guy looking at his Gintendo ES.

"Yeah, Yeah whatever, old man." the guy said not looking up, unknown that it was the same guy who blew up his stand at the carnival. As soon as those words left his mouth, he found himself without a video game.

"Hey what gi--" The young man tried saying but found himself speechless, his eyes were now widened in fear at the sight that was in front of him "D-Don't I know you?" he asked Gru, fear now shown in his eyes.

"Maybe yoo do, maybee you don't. Vat's your name aneeway?" Gru asked him.

"K-Kyle." the redhead spoke up after a while of being in shock.

"Alright, do yoo 'appen to be knowing a gurl named Leeleah?" Gru asked again as Kyle nodded.

"Y-Yeah she's my ex..boy was she annoying she--" Kyle started before being picked up by the collar, brown eyes meeting menacing blue eyes.

"Leesten here yoo leetle punk, that gurl you just called annoying jost happeened to be my leetle seestor." Gru said in a low voice as Kyle's eyes widened in fear.

"D-Did I s-say annoying, n-no I didn't mean that, she's a lovely young lady and... PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!" Kyle pleaded in fear.
"Eef yoo are saying dat she eez a lovelee young ladee, den vhy vould you dump her before de weddeeng." Gru accused.
"I-I didn't dump her, sh-she dumped me." Kyle lied, trying to get out of trouble.
"I ahm sorree Kahl, I guess dis eez goodbye." Gru said letting Kyle down.
"Th-Thank yo--" Kyle started before he was set on fire. Gru simply smirked in response.

Lilia and the girls then walked up.

"Dank you for dat, but yoo deed not 'ave to do eet." Lilia said before Gru looked at her.

"I deedn't but I vanted to, Meedget." Gru responded, smirking at her nickname.
"Vhat! who are yoo calleeng meedget!" Lilia asked, feigning annoyance.
"Yoo." Gru shot back.
"I've grown taller." Lilia tried.
"Could ov fooled me." Gru shot back, the smirk still on his face as Lilia glared at him as Gru pulled her into a hug.
"Can we go home yet!?!" Edith asked annoyed as Margo glared at her.
"Alright ve can go, come on gurls." Gru said as Lilia just stood there.
"I guess I vill see yoo later." Lilia said smiling.
"Vhat are yoo talkeeng about, yoo're commeeng 'ome weeth us." Gru said.
"Reelee?" Lilia asked smiling.

"Ov course, you are velcome to stay as long as yoo vant." Gru responded smiling back as Edith glared.

Margo was frowning, she really didn't want another person living with them. Everyone was happy before Lilia came along and she was afraid that she was going to ruin everything. Despite her thoughts, Margo plastered on a fake smile.
Agnes was estatic as she hugged Lilia

"Yaaay, Aunt Lilly is staying with us." she said as Lilia smiled.
"So vhat do yoo say, vould yoo like to stay with us?" Gru asked waiting for an answer from Lilia.
"Ov course, I vould love to." Lilia said as she walked off to her new home.

(Sorry for the lame ending by the way, I didn't know how to end it XD)