Post by Mutt on May 15, 2010 0:31:34 GMT -5
( Disclaimer: I do not own South Park, the show and the characters of Kenny and Kelly belong to geniuses Matt Stone & Trey Parker.
Jacob Mutt Duncan on the other hand belongs to me anyone who wishes to use him in their own fan fiction must ask me for permission.
Note: Felt I should explain to be done those who know my char Mutt kept wondering when he’d get over his sex apathy. June is an OC from my Fanfics she’s an old girlfriend of Mutt’s who died 2yrs before he moved to South Park and since then he’s had no interest in girls and/or relationships. Anyhoo now on to the story)
Chapter 1: Feeling Like Crap
It was a typical Saturday afternoon in South Park or at least one would think it was. Mutt was sitting on his porch in an unusually depressed mood. Normally this kid was happy and care-free but he said at his stoop with his arms on his knees and his head on his hands staring at the ground.
Normally his best friend Kenny would be sitting alongside him but he was out spending the day with his girlfriend Kelly. Though Mutt was feeling ditched it wasn’t the main reason for his mood.
Mutt stared at the ground and continued to sit and sulk when he heard a familiar muffled voiced.
“Hey Mutt I came to check on ya.” Kenny greeted
Mutt perked up a bit and looked up to see that his buddy didn’t forget him after all. He looked up to see Kenny standing in front of him and Kelly standing next to him. It kind of irked Mutt to see Kenny’s girlfriend, he wasn’t jealous just sheer frustration.
Mutt replied with a rather gruff tone. “Hi Kenny…you had to bring her?” he asked implying to Kelly
“Well yeah I couldn’t just ditch her; you don’t have to be an ass about it.” Kenny replied in annoyance.
“Maybe I should go Kenny...I’m going to hang out with the girls I’ll see you later sweetie.” Kelly said as she gave Kenny a soft kiss and left. A disgruntled Mutt just grumbled at the scene.
“See ya..” Kenny yelled back at Kelly as she disappeared. He then turned his attention back to Mutt. “Why do you always act like an asshole around my girlfriend?”
“Why do you always hang around her?” Mutt asking in an almost defensive tone
“Because she’s my girlfriend….?” Kenny replied even more agitated “It’s because you don’t have a girlfriend right? Why don’t you just look for one already? I keep offering to help you.”
“What trying to help me find any old slut just the way you like it?” Mutt asked
Kenny’s blood began to boil at his so called best friend’s comment. “Are you calling Kelly a slut?!” he asked demandingly
“Well yeah but besides that even though she’s your girl you’re still looking at other women and their boobs so faithful you are I bet you’ve even cheated on Kelly with your sex hungry appetite…”Mutt remarked making Kenny even angrier
“I have never once cheated on Kelly and you know that!” Kenny replied “Why don’t you fuck off about my love life and get your own? If you even can.”
Mutt just sighed as his anger/frustration sunk back down to depression, normally he would try to continue on this argument but today he just wasn’t in to it. He just stared back down at the ground.
“Look I don’t want to keep doing this, just about every other week we end up in an argument just like this and it turns out horrible. You’re my best friend and I’m afraid one of these days an argument like this will severe our friendship beyond all hope so look I’m sorry I made that comment.”
Kenny was pretty surprised that Mutt had given up this fight so easily, his anger level lowered a bit. “Wow Mutt in all these arguments I’ve never once before heard you said you were sorry. At least not until after you’ve crossed the line.”
“Yeah well…look just go…” Mutt replied as he sighed again his eyes staring at the pavement.
Kenny watched his miserable companion for a few moments before sitting down next to him. He could sense his buddy needed him.
“Dude what’s wrong?” Kenny asked
“It’s nothing…Kenny…really.” Mutt replied
“Mutt we’ve hung around each other for quite sometime and I can tell that there is something wrong.” Kenny responded “Is it what I said about you and your love life?” He added
“Sort of yes, sort of no…but it’s not important” Mutt sighed
“Just tell me, you know you can tell me anything.” Kenny told him
“I’ve just been thinking about her.” Mutt finally let out
“…you mean June right?” Kenny asked
Mutt shook his head yes. “I’ve been thinking about her before and since the day she died. Just some days I feel it more then others and I guess today’s one of those days.”
“I see…” Kenny replied
“I know everyone keeps telling me to let her go and I know I must but I just can’t get myself to truly just let her go and move on. And I think it’s why I’m so sex drive is sleeping …or dead. Either way it’s very frustrating for me. And that’s all it’s been this time frustration.” Mutt added
“What do you mean?” Kenny asked
“Well all those times I made those awful comments on you, Kelly, and your love life. I never really meant to target you, you see when ever I see you with her or when you get aroused when I can’t I feel so frustrated that I can’t seem to feel the same way or find a girlfriend of my own due to my inability to let go of my dead girlfriend. And the frustration builds until I just explode and can’t control it anymore and I let it all out on you. And I don’t want it to be like this for the rest of my life. It’s all being frustration….and guilt. Mutt replied as a continued looking at the ground.
“Guilt? Don’t tell me you’re one of those people who blame themselves for the death of their loved ones.” Kenny asked
“Well no….I know I didn’t cause June’s death, it was a drunk truck driver that killed her and her parents. But you see ….I didn’t want to see her … dead and I couldn’t handle her death so I didn’t go to her funeral. And since then I’ve always wish I had because I didn’t have true closure with her…because of my fear I never got to say good-bye.” Mutt admitted.
Kenny thought for a moment before looking at his companion. “Would it make you happy if you did?” He asked in a rather serious tone.
“Yeah I guess so…but it’s too late now.” Mutt replied
“Maybe not…” Kenny responded
"What do you mean? You can't talk to someone once they're dead..." Mutt asked "Well...except you because you keep coming back..."
That's when Kenny gave Mutt a dead serious look. "Mutt you're my closest best friend, I hope I can trust you to keep top secret of what I'm willing to do for you."
Mutt just gave Kenny a confused look. "Ummm....ok." He replied
"I am dead serious about this Mutt. Before I do this you must promise me on your life that you will not tell a living, breathing soul. If you do the consequences will be dire." Kenny told him not once letting up on his dead serious face or tone.
Never once before did Mutt see Kenny so damn serious. So he knew it must be severe. "I don't know what you're talking about but I promise to keep whatever secret you have a secret till the day I die. You can trust me." Mutt replied
“Ok then…follow me.” Kenny said as he got up from the stairs.
“Where are we going?” Mutt asked
“Just trust me.” Kenny replied.
Mutt wasn’t sure of what was going on or what the hell Kenny was talking about but he had a great deal of faith for his buddy so without further hesitation Mutt left his porch to follow wherever Kenny was leading him.
Kelly eventually came back over, "Where are you guys going?" she asked, having left her friends not too far. Whatever they had conversing about it, it didn't seem to have been an urgent subject.
"None of your damn business ya bit...."Mutt grumbled but then stopped himself.”Oh hey Kelly......what's up?" He greeted in a more polite but still irked manner.
Kelly didn't seem to really notice, "Oh... nothing." she said simply, following them. The girls had dispersed by now. Kelly had her golden-blonde hair pulled back into the usual ponytail, with makeup applied as always around her blue eyes and face. She was wearing her dark blue jacket open today, under which she had a green T-shirt. She was also wearing a long dark green skirt.
“You can’t follow us Kelly. This is for me and Kenny only!” Mutt told her
"...oh, okay." Kelly shrugged a bit, confused and stopped following.
"Mutt, she can follow us. There's no reason why she can't." Kenny
Kelly, still confused, kinda walked at a slow pace with them.
Mutt whispered to Kenny. "But you said this was top secret...I don't trust her..."
She didn't listen in on the conversation, although she was tempted to. Instead, she looked around at the foliage to occupy herself.
"...she's gonna find out later anyway. She IS my girlfriend after all." Kenny replied
“But will she keep it a secret…” Mutt asked
"Kelly please come here..." Kenny told her
Kelly came over by Kenny, "Yeah?"
"Kelly, we need to have an... uhm... we need to talk."
"Um....ok..." Kelly replied to Kenny in a confused manner.
"I trust you and Mutt to keep what you guys are about to see top secret and take this secret to your grave.” Kenny replied giving Kelly the same dead serious look he gave Mutt.
Kelly nodded
"Promise me Kelly you will keep this a secret." Kenny repeated
"I promise." Kelly replied
"She's lying..." Mutt groaned
"Damn it Mutt don't you fucking start!" Kenny scolded Mutt
“Sorry…” Mutt apologized
“Alright now that’s settled let’s go..” Kenny commanded them and he, Mutt, and Kelly were off to where Mutt and Kelly had no idea.
Jacob Mutt Duncan on the other hand belongs to me anyone who wishes to use him in their own fan fiction must ask me for permission.
Note: Felt I should explain to be done those who know my char Mutt kept wondering when he’d get over his sex apathy. June is an OC from my Fanfics she’s an old girlfriend of Mutt’s who died 2yrs before he moved to South Park and since then he’s had no interest in girls and/or relationships. Anyhoo now on to the story)
Chapter 1: Feeling Like Crap
It was a typical Saturday afternoon in South Park or at least one would think it was. Mutt was sitting on his porch in an unusually depressed mood. Normally this kid was happy and care-free but he said at his stoop with his arms on his knees and his head on his hands staring at the ground.
Normally his best friend Kenny would be sitting alongside him but he was out spending the day with his girlfriend Kelly. Though Mutt was feeling ditched it wasn’t the main reason for his mood.
Mutt stared at the ground and continued to sit and sulk when he heard a familiar muffled voiced.
“Hey Mutt I came to check on ya.” Kenny greeted
Mutt perked up a bit and looked up to see that his buddy didn’t forget him after all. He looked up to see Kenny standing in front of him and Kelly standing next to him. It kind of irked Mutt to see Kenny’s girlfriend, he wasn’t jealous just sheer frustration.
Mutt replied with a rather gruff tone. “Hi Kenny…you had to bring her?” he asked implying to Kelly
“Well yeah I couldn’t just ditch her; you don’t have to be an ass about it.” Kenny replied in annoyance.
“Maybe I should go Kenny...I’m going to hang out with the girls I’ll see you later sweetie.” Kelly said as she gave Kenny a soft kiss and left. A disgruntled Mutt just grumbled at the scene.
“See ya..” Kenny yelled back at Kelly as she disappeared. He then turned his attention back to Mutt. “Why do you always act like an asshole around my girlfriend?”
“Why do you always hang around her?” Mutt asking in an almost defensive tone
“Because she’s my girlfriend….?” Kenny replied even more agitated “It’s because you don’t have a girlfriend right? Why don’t you just look for one already? I keep offering to help you.”
“What trying to help me find any old slut just the way you like it?” Mutt asked
Kenny’s blood began to boil at his so called best friend’s comment. “Are you calling Kelly a slut?!” he asked demandingly
“Well yeah but besides that even though she’s your girl you’re still looking at other women and their boobs so faithful you are I bet you’ve even cheated on Kelly with your sex hungry appetite…”Mutt remarked making Kenny even angrier
“I have never once cheated on Kelly and you know that!” Kenny replied “Why don’t you fuck off about my love life and get your own? If you even can.”
Mutt just sighed as his anger/frustration sunk back down to depression, normally he would try to continue on this argument but today he just wasn’t in to it. He just stared back down at the ground.
“Look I don’t want to keep doing this, just about every other week we end up in an argument just like this and it turns out horrible. You’re my best friend and I’m afraid one of these days an argument like this will severe our friendship beyond all hope so look I’m sorry I made that comment.”
Kenny was pretty surprised that Mutt had given up this fight so easily, his anger level lowered a bit. “Wow Mutt in all these arguments I’ve never once before heard you said you were sorry. At least not until after you’ve crossed the line.”
“Yeah well…look just go…” Mutt replied as he sighed again his eyes staring at the pavement.
Kenny watched his miserable companion for a few moments before sitting down next to him. He could sense his buddy needed him.
“Dude what’s wrong?” Kenny asked
“It’s nothing…Kenny…really.” Mutt replied
“Mutt we’ve hung around each other for quite sometime and I can tell that there is something wrong.” Kenny responded “Is it what I said about you and your love life?” He added
“Sort of yes, sort of no…but it’s not important” Mutt sighed
“Just tell me, you know you can tell me anything.” Kenny told him
“I’ve just been thinking about her.” Mutt finally let out
“…you mean June right?” Kenny asked
Mutt shook his head yes. “I’ve been thinking about her before and since the day she died. Just some days I feel it more then others and I guess today’s one of those days.”
“I see…” Kenny replied
“I know everyone keeps telling me to let her go and I know I must but I just can’t get myself to truly just let her go and move on. And I think it’s why I’m so sex drive is sleeping …or dead. Either way it’s very frustrating for me. And that’s all it’s been this time frustration.” Mutt added
“What do you mean?” Kenny asked
“Well all those times I made those awful comments on you, Kelly, and your love life. I never really meant to target you, you see when ever I see you with her or when you get aroused when I can’t I feel so frustrated that I can’t seem to feel the same way or find a girlfriend of my own due to my inability to let go of my dead girlfriend. And the frustration builds until I just explode and can’t control it anymore and I let it all out on you. And I don’t want it to be like this for the rest of my life. It’s all being frustration….and guilt. Mutt replied as a continued looking at the ground.
“Guilt? Don’t tell me you’re one of those people who blame themselves for the death of their loved ones.” Kenny asked
“Well no….I know I didn’t cause June’s death, it was a drunk truck driver that killed her and her parents. But you see ….I didn’t want to see her … dead and I couldn’t handle her death so I didn’t go to her funeral. And since then I’ve always wish I had because I didn’t have true closure with her…because of my fear I never got to say good-bye.” Mutt admitted.
Kenny thought for a moment before looking at his companion. “Would it make you happy if you did?” He asked in a rather serious tone.
“Yeah I guess so…but it’s too late now.” Mutt replied
“Maybe not…” Kenny responded
"What do you mean? You can't talk to someone once they're dead..." Mutt asked "Well...except you because you keep coming back..."
That's when Kenny gave Mutt a dead serious look. "Mutt you're my closest best friend, I hope I can trust you to keep top secret of what I'm willing to do for you."
Mutt just gave Kenny a confused look. "Ummm....ok." He replied
"I am dead serious about this Mutt. Before I do this you must promise me on your life that you will not tell a living, breathing soul. If you do the consequences will be dire." Kenny told him not once letting up on his dead serious face or tone.
Never once before did Mutt see Kenny so damn serious. So he knew it must be severe. "I don't know what you're talking about but I promise to keep whatever secret you have a secret till the day I die. You can trust me." Mutt replied
“Ok then…follow me.” Kenny said as he got up from the stairs.
“Where are we going?” Mutt asked
“Just trust me.” Kenny replied.
Mutt wasn’t sure of what was going on or what the hell Kenny was talking about but he had a great deal of faith for his buddy so without further hesitation Mutt left his porch to follow wherever Kenny was leading him.
Kelly eventually came back over, "Where are you guys going?" she asked, having left her friends not too far. Whatever they had conversing about it, it didn't seem to have been an urgent subject.
"None of your damn business ya bit...."Mutt grumbled but then stopped himself.”Oh hey Kelly......what's up?" He greeted in a more polite but still irked manner.
Kelly didn't seem to really notice, "Oh... nothing." she said simply, following them. The girls had dispersed by now. Kelly had her golden-blonde hair pulled back into the usual ponytail, with makeup applied as always around her blue eyes and face. She was wearing her dark blue jacket open today, under which she had a green T-shirt. She was also wearing a long dark green skirt.
“You can’t follow us Kelly. This is for me and Kenny only!” Mutt told her
"...oh, okay." Kelly shrugged a bit, confused and stopped following.
"Mutt, she can follow us. There's no reason why she can't." Kenny
Kelly, still confused, kinda walked at a slow pace with them.
Mutt whispered to Kenny. "But you said this was top secret...I don't trust her..."
She didn't listen in on the conversation, although she was tempted to. Instead, she looked around at the foliage to occupy herself.
"...she's gonna find out later anyway. She IS my girlfriend after all." Kenny replied
“But will she keep it a secret…” Mutt asked
"Kelly please come here..." Kenny told her
Kelly came over by Kenny, "Yeah?"
"Kelly, we need to have an... uhm... we need to talk."
"Um....ok..." Kelly replied to Kenny in a confused manner.
"I trust you and Mutt to keep what you guys are about to see top secret and take this secret to your grave.” Kenny replied giving Kelly the same dead serious look he gave Mutt.
Kelly nodded
"Promise me Kelly you will keep this a secret." Kenny repeated
"I promise." Kelly replied
"She's lying..." Mutt groaned
"Damn it Mutt don't you fucking start!" Kenny scolded Mutt
“Sorry…” Mutt apologized
“Alright now that’s settled let’s go..” Kenny commanded them and he, Mutt, and Kelly were off to where Mutt and Kelly had no idea.