PATFBLURP

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This is a role play Kelly and I are doing together and I know this may be the wrong spot because this is for stories but I like to treat it as a story because it is that amazing. We mashed our two favorite movies together and made it into one huge RP (it's not done yet) we cut out the SatanxSadam parts sorry if anybody is disappointed by this. Anyway I hope you enjoy no harsh comments please

Kelly and Carsen's Princess and the Frog/South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut crossover Roleplay.

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Starring
Kyle Broflovski
Sheila Broflovski
Gerald Broflovski
Ike Broflovski
Linda Isreal
Melissa Isreal
Stan Marsh
Sharon Marsh
Randy Marsh
Shelly Marsh
Kenny McCormick
Carol McCormick
Karen McCormick
Kevin McCormic
Stuart McCormick
Eric Cartman
Liane Cartman
Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat
Mr. Mackey
Chef
Gregory from Yardale
Wendy Testaburger
Clyde Harris
Other third-graders
Christophe the Mole and his mom
News reporters, including a midget in a bikini
Dr. Gouache and the staff of Hell's Pass Hospital
UN delegates
Jimbo Kern and Ned Gerblansky
Four-star General and the Army
The Celebrities
The Baldwin Brothers (William, Alec, Daniel, Stephen)
Conan O'Brien
Brooke Shields
Brian Dennehy
Bill Clinton
Bill Gates
Big Gay Al
Winona Ryder
The Canadians
Terrance and Phillip
Canadian Minister of Movies
Canadian Ambassador
Canadian Air Force
Canadian Army
The Clitoris
Prince Naveen (of Maldonia)
Queen Nadia
King Norton
Prince Nathaniel
Carsen Darling
Alison LaBouff
Big Daddy LaBouff
Lawrence
Dr. Facilier
Louis
Ray and his Family
Mama Odie
JuJu
and .....Evangeline

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Carsen Darling (10:42:12 PM): LETS DO DIS SHYT
kyleroxmysox2010 (10:42:27 PM): Yush
Carsen Darling (10:43:29 PM): Carsen was waiting tables saving up for her own restraunt.
kyleroxmysox2010 (10:44:11 PM): Linda was at her house, thinking about the new Terrance and Phillp movie that was coming out.
Carsen Darling (10:44:21 PM): Kyle called her
kyleroxmysox2010 (10:44:34 PM): She picked up the phone. "Hello?"
Carsen Darling (10:45:23 PM): "Hey a bunch of us are gonna see the new Terrance and Phillip movie, you in?"
kyleroxmysox2010 (10:45:36 PM): "Dude, you bet!"
Carsen Darling (10:45:41 PM): "Sweet"
kyleroxmysox2010 (10:47:48 PM): Linda hung up and ran to the movie theater.
Carsen Darling (10:48:21 PM): Kahl n teh boiz were sitting there
Carsen Darling (10:49:00 PM): Just then Carsen's friend Allison ran through the doors "CARSEN GUESS WHAT!" she shouted
Carsen Darling (10:49:05 PM): "What?" Carsen asked
Carsen Darling (10:49:53 PM): "PRINCE NAVEEN OF MALDONIA IS COMING TO NEW ORLEANS AND HE'S COMING TO MY DADDY'S MASQUERADE BALL!" she screamed as Carsen smiled "Awwh Ali thats wonderful" she said
Carsen Darling (10:50:34 PM): "Do you think you could cater?" Alison asked as she handed Carsen a huge wad of cash "O-Okay" Carsen said as Alison hugged her friend running out screaming like a lunatic
kyleroxmysox2010 (10:52:25 PM): Linda met up with them. "Hey dudes."
"Hi. Let's go!" Stan exclaimed. Linda saw a homeless guy with them and froze.
"Uh, what's with the homeless guy?"
"Shhh, we can't get in without an adult," Stan replied in a hushed whisper. "We're paying him to get us in."
"Okay." They walked up to the ticket guy.
kyleroxmysox2010 (10:55:49 PM): "Uh, hi, I want six tickets to Asses Of Fire," The bum droned.
"This movie might not be appropriate for the little ones," the clerk warned. The homeless guy leaned down to speak to Stan.
"Hey, he says this movie isn't appropriate for you," he whispered.
"Look, Mr. Homeless guy: If you don't wanna buy us tickets, and not get your ten bucks, and not go buy yourself a bottle of vodka, then be my guest!" The homeless guy hesitated.
"Six tickets please."
Smiling, Linda handed the homeless guy the money for the vodka and followed her friends in.
Carsen Darling (10:57:33 PM): Meanwhile Naveen and Lawrence were walking when Facilier stopped them
kyleroxmysox2010 (10:58:25 PM): Naveen looked up at Facilier, wondering what was up, no pun intended.
Carsen Darling (11:00:47 PM): "Echante a tip of the hat from Doctor Facilier...care for a Tarrot reading?"
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:04:00 PM): Naveen took the man's business card, clearly interested. "Tarot readings, charms, potions... Dreams made real...!"he mumbled

Carsen Darling (11:05:31 PM): "Sir I wager..Im in the company of visiting royalty" Facilier said impressed
Carsen Darling (11:05:47 PM): just then the ugly fat man walked up
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:06:12 PM): "Lawrence! Lawrence!" Naveen called. "This remarkable man has just read my palm!" His face showed his excitement clearly.
Carsen Darling (11:07:33 PM): Lawrence looked at the newspaper and frowned "Or this morning's newspaper...Sire, this chap is obviously a Charlatan I suggest we move on to a less" Lawrence started
Carsen Darling (11:07:54 PM): "DONT YOU DISRESPECT ME LITTLE MAN!" Facilier shouted
Carsen Darling (11:07:57 PM): -enter song-
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:08:01 PM): XD
Carsen Darling (11:08:03 PM): TRANSFORMATIONNNNNNNNNNNNNN
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:09:03 PM): He was made in to a frog NOOOOOOOOo
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:09:05 PM): D8
Carsen Darling (11:09:39 PM): The boys left teh theatre
Carsen Darling (11:12:23 PM): lol
Carsen Darling (11:12:31 PM): "Man that movie was fucking awesome!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:12:35 PM): "That movie was fucking amazing!" Linda shouted excitedly.
"Damn straight it was!" Stan agreed.
"Yeah, you bet your fucking ass it was!" Cartman added.
"It was pretty fucking sweet," Kyle agreed. The clerk noticed them and frowned.
"Hey wait a minute! Where's your guardian?" he demanded. The five stared at him silently for a moment. He gasped and pointed. "I knew it! You paid a homeless guy to get you in, didn't you?" The five exchanged a glance.
"Fuck off, you donkey-raping shit-eater," Cartman said non-chalantly.

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Carsen Darling (11:15:16 PM): meanwhile Carsen was at the ball As Allison was trying to avoid this guy named Danny. Allison's dog was giving Carsen puppy dog eyes for another beignet.
Carsen sighed "Fine Lilly but just one" she said throwing the beignet out into the dance floor Lily running off meanwhile Ali was looking for Naveen.
Carsen Darling (11:17:39 PM): "But Miss Alison you said later 2 hours ago" a cute boy around Carsen and Ali's age said sadly Alison sighed.
"Danny...when a woman says later she really means NOT ever" Alison stated as Mark walked off dejected "Run along" she called off "there are plenty of young ladies dying for you to waltz them into a stupor"
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:18:08 PM): X3 I love Charlotte too, fyi ^_^
Carsen Darling (11:18:21 PM): -well im doing some what of diff characters-
Carsen Darling (11:18:26 PM): -for the hell of it-
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:18:41 PM): -No, I just meant I love Charlotte n general-
Carsen Darling (11:18:46 PM): yeah same here!
Carsen Darling (11:18:48 PM): <3
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:18:52 PM): X3
Carsen Darling (11:21:43 PM): Alison went over to Carsen's station and snatched her napkins.

"Why do you need napkins for Ali?" Carsen asked.
"I swear im sweating like a sinner in church...Carsennn Its getting to be so late!!!!" Alison shouted.
"It isn't even midnight just be patient" Carsen said.
"Its not FAIR my Prince is never coming!!!!!"
Carsen sighed "Alison--"
"I NEVER GET ANYTHING I WISH FOR!" Alison shouted running up the stairs Carsen sighed and followed her.
Carsen Darling (11:24:12 PM): "Alison take a deep breath." Carsen said calmly
"Maybe I just gotta wish harder" Alison suggested as she turned to Evangeline throwing out desperate pleads.
"Ali you can't just wish on a star and expect to--" Carsen started as Alison turned towards the crowd where Naveen was.
Carsen Darling (11:24:34 PM): "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HIS ROYAL HIGNESS PRINCE NAVEEN!"
Carsen Darling (11:24:51 PM): Naveen was taking his time waving at pplz as fangirls sighed
Carsen Darling (11:25:47 PM): Alison smiled and fluffed up her brunette hair smoothing out her poofy yellow dress and reapplied her makeup as Naveen walked up Alison ran down pulling Naveen into a dance smiling at Carsen as she pointed to him excitedly.
Carsen Darling (11:26:34 PM): Carsen smiled happy for her friend as the two business dealers walked up "Oh thank goodness you're here do you have the papers for me to sign?" she asked
Carsen Darling (11:27:56 PM): "Ermm yeaaaaaaah about that" a plump middle aged man said slowly,
Carsen Darling (11:28:59 PM): "Another man came in offering a full amount of cash and unless you can top his offer by Wednesday you can kiss that place goodbye sweetheart" a taller man said smirking.
Carsen Darling (11:29:19 PM): "Wait a second I worked my ass off for that place you cant just
back out!" Carsen said
Carsen Darling (11:30:14 PM): "Im sorry but a deals a deal...maybe you should shoot for something different maybe a housewife" the fat man suggested as they walked off.
Carsen Darling (11:30:49 PM): "On the bright side love the beignets!" the taller man said walking off Carsen tried stopping them but fell over the food falling on her as everyone stopped and laughed.
Carsen Darling (11:31:49 PM): Allison saw Carsen looking miserable "Oh dear...scuse me for a sec Naveen dear" she said as she took Carsen to get cleaned up.
Carsen Darling (11:31:52 PM): SP BLU TEIM
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:33:04 PM): Linda turned to glare daggers at the clerk as well. "For once, I agree with Cartman. Go fuck yourself, you ass-fucking cock-licker." Their point made, the five turned to leave.

"Yeah, *shut your fucking face, Uncle Fuckaaaa*," Kyle sang. The rest joined in.

"You're an ass-licking ball-sucking uncle fucka..."

They set off to Stark's Pond, where the kids were skating.
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:36:49 PM): Clyde skated up to them as they arrived. "Hey, where have you guys been all day?" he asked.

"Oh, nowhere," Stan said, pride evident in his tone and grin. "We just went to see the Terrance and Phillip movie!" Every kid gasped and Linda grinned along with him as they all skated over.

"You already saw it?" Bebe shrilled.

"How'd you get in?" Clyde questioned.

"Back up you cock-sucking dick-farts!" Linda commanded. They all gasped.

"Yeah, stop crowding us, you shit-faced cock-masters!" Cartman added.

The kids were awestruck. An amazed expression of "Wow!" rippled through them.

"Yeah, you're all a bunch of ass-ramming uncle-fuckers!" Stan agreed.

"Ooooh!" The kids were clearly impressed.
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:37:56 PM): "We have got to see this movie, dude," Clyde said to Token, who had skated up next to him.
"Terrance and Phillip are Canadian! Just like my little brother!" Kyle bragged. Linda smiled.
Carsen Darling (11:39:11 PM): Stan saw Wendy skating Theres the girl that I like...now more than ever she gives me butterflies...It makes my stomach queasy everytime she walks by...I know I can be kewl if i try.
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:39:16 PM): They continued to brag and talk. Eventually, Linda noticed Stan in a gaze. She followed his gaze to where Wendy was skating.
"Get your head out of the clouds, you ass-rammer," she said to him with a smile. He didn't snap out of it. Wendy skated up.
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:39:46 PM): Wendy smiled. "Hi Stan!" He vomited on her. "Gross!"
Carsen Darling (11:40:03 PM): Gregory teh f*ggot skated up
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:40:07 PM): XD
Carsen Darling (11:40:12 PM): "Who's the fag?" Cartman asked
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:40:31 PM): "I dunno," Linda responded. "Probably just another donkey-raper."
Carsen Darling (11:40:32 PM): Kyle kept gazing at Linda
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:44:12 PM): Linda caught his gaze and waved a little. He looked away.
"Yeah, yeah, I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie, who wants to touch me?" Cartman said loudly. Nobody made a move. Linda made this face O.o. "I SAD WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME!!!" he repeatedin a yell. butters touched him and Linda was even further perturbed.

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kyleroxmysox2010 (11:44:19 PM): PATF tiem
Carsen Darling (11:44:53 PM): Alison was touching up her makeup when Carsen walked up her hair that was up in it's usual messy bun was down in soft curls her dress was purple colored and she was wearing simple off white gloves.
Carsen Darling (11:45:39 PM): "Oh my Carsen you look gorgeous" Alison said putting a crown up on Carsens head "Im gonna go look for Naveen "Bye!" she said running off as Carsen walked up to the balcony sadly Naveen noticed her.
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:47:23 PM): Naveen hopped up on the ledge and looked up at her sadly. He could see the pain in her gaze lifted to the stars and wanted only to make her feel better, but he knew he had his own problems to take care of.
Carsen Darling (11:48:50 PM): Carsen looked down and saw Naveen gasping "Haha very funny" she said remembering from when she was a little girl "what now...I suppose you want a kiss" she deadpanned.
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:49:29 PM): He examined his frog hand as he would his human one smugly, smilind with half-lidded eyes. "Kissing would be naice, yes?"he purred.
Carsen Darling (11:52:26 PM): Carsen let out a blood curdling scream as she backed up knocking everything over
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:53:41 PM): "I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry" Naveen apologized profusely, following her. "I did not mean to scare you, I-" He saw her winding back her arm to throw something at him. "Wait, no no!"
Carsen Darling (11:54:08 PM): Carsen threw stuff at him hoping it would scare him of
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:55:35 PM): "You know, you have a very strong arm, Princess," Naveen said, pointing at her with the leg of a stuffed teddy bear (how I remember that detail, I have no idea XD). He saw her pick up a stuffed monkey. "Okay please! PUT. THE MONKEY DOWN." She threw the monkey at him and picked up a book.
Carsen Darling (11:56:10 PM): "STAY BACK OR I'LL...I'LL" Carsen started trying to think of a threat.
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:56:59 PM): "Please please please!' Naveen begged for mercy. He jumped up on a table. "Ah well, allow me to introduce myself. I am Prince Naveen."
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:57:04 PM): (SQUISH HIM XD)
Carsen Darling (11:57:10 PM): Carsen smashed him
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:57:28 PM): "... Of Maldonia," he finished in an anguished squeak.
Carsen Darling (11:58:31 PM): "A prince but I didnt ask for any..." Carsen trailed off thinking of Ali "Hold on...If you're the prince then WHO was that waltzing with Ali on the dance floor?!?" Carsen asked pissed
kyleroxmysox2010 (11:59:42 PM): "All I know, is one minute I am a prince, charming and and handsome, cutting-a-rug..." Naveen danced to emphasise his point as he said this. He fell on his butt. "And the next thing I know, I am tripping over these." He showed her his frog feet.
Carsen Darling (12:00:12 AM): Carsen threw the book up over her head getting ready to smash him again.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:01:09 AM): "Wait wait wait wait!" Naveen hissed in a panic. He saw the book title. "I know this story! Di Frogie Prutto!" His eyes lit up with excitement.
Carsen Darling (12:01:38 AM): "The frog prince?" Carsen asked not sure where this was going.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:03:13 AM): "Yes, yes yes! My mother had the servants read this to me every night!" he laughed and took the book from her. He flipped back and forth between two of the pages a few times. "Yes, yes... This is exactly the answer! You..." He turned to Carsen with that half-lidded gaze and smile. "... must kiss me."
Carsen Darling (12:03:59 AM): "Uhm...What!?!" Carsen asked with widened eyes
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:05:28 AM): "You will enjoy it, I guarantee! All women enjoy the kiss... of Prince Naveen. Come, we pucker." He puckered his frog lips. His chin bloated out suddenly, and he forced it back with a startled look on his face.
"That is new," he said, still trying to be smooth as he leaned forward.
Carsen Darling (12:06:09 AM): "Uhm yeah sorry...but I don't kiss frogs." Carsen said smirking.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:06:51 AM): "Wait a second!" Naveen protested, his face falling. "But on the balcony, you asked me-" Carsen cut him off.
Carsen Darling (12:07:56 AM): "No I didn't Frogs don't talk so I didn't expect you to answer!" Carsen shouted.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:09:11 AM): "Oh, but you must kiss me!" Naveen said desperately. "Look, besides being unbelievably handsome, I also come from a fabulously wealthy family. Surely, I can offer you some type of reward, or a wish I could grant perhaps....? Yes?"
Carsen Darling (12:11:05 AM): Carsen looked at the picture of her restraunt and looked back at Naveen sighing "Just...one kiss?" she asked
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:11:35 AM): "Just one... Unless you beg for more," he purred, licking his lips with a wet frog tongue.
Carsen Darling (12:12:02 AM): Carsen rolled her eyes and closed her eyes leaning in
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:12:21 AM): Naveen wiped off his mouth and leaned in as well.
Carsen Darling (12:13:16 AM): Carsen opened her eyes and freaked turning around "Okay you can do this...its not like your marrying the guy" she said softly,
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:13:38 AM): Naveen smiled and waited for her to collect herself.
Carsen Darling (12:14:16 AM): Carsen sighed and quickly kissed him as she shrunk to the floor looking a lot like what Tiana did only she had beautiful blue-green eyes instead of brown.
Carsen Darling (12:15:24 AM): "You don't look much different but how the heck did you get way up there..and how did I get way down here in all thi--" Carsen trailed off looking at herself in the mirror screaming bloody murder.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:15:59 AM): "Easy Princess, do not panic!" Naveen called urgently.
Carsen Darling (12:16:51 AM): "You Idiot what did you DO to me I-Im green and I-Im slimy" Carsen freaked
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:17:55 AM): "No, no, no, it is not slime!" Naveen said. He trailed his fingers along her slimy arm "You are secreting mucus!"
Carsen Darling (12:18:20 AM): ENTER TACKLE SCENE HERE AS WE SKIP TO SP
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:18:32 AM): X3 Mkay
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:18:49 AM): Hold on, writing in Word then C+Ping.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:19:09 AM): I'll be Kyle for this part X3
Carsen Darling (12:20:11 AM): ok
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:23:04 AM): Sorry, I'm taking a long time XD Feel free to do a bit more PATF
Carsen Darling (12:23:10 AM): okay
Carsen Darling (12:24:50 AM): "VOODOO!?!?" Carsen asked pissed and shocked as Naveen finished his story "You mean to tell me that this all happened because you were messing with the shadowman!?!? she asked
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:25:33 AM): "He is very charismatic!" Naveen argued.
Carsen Darling (12:26:15 AM): "Serves me right for wishing on stars it's useless! The only way to get what you want is through hard work" Carsen mumbled
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:27:08 AM): "Why... why would a princess need to work hard?" Naveen asked slowly, confused.
Carsen Darling (12:29:16 AM): Carsen just started laughing "Y-You thought I was a princess!" she asked as Naveen nodded "Oh god....that's priceless..wow faiiiilureee" Carsen said "Sorry, not a princess" Carsen said smirking
Carsen Darling (12:29:20 AM): -XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD-
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:29:30 AM): XD
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:29:32 AM): MUCH MORE EPIC
Carsen Darling (12:29:45 AM): HELL YES
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:30:49 AM): "Y-You are not a princess?" he stammered.
Carsen Darling (12:31:33 AM): "Nope wana know what's even more hillarious" Carsen asked smirking "I'm a waitress" she said a shiteating grin shown on her face.
Carsen Darling (12:31:50 AM): "Sooorryyyy" she sing-songed
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:32:09 AM): "A waitress? Well no wonder the kiss did not work! You-you lied to me!" his voice got angrier with each word.
Carsen Darling (12:32:24 AM): "I never said I was a princess though!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:32:56 AM): "You never said you were a wai- a waitress! You were wearing a crown!!!"
Carsen Darling (12:33:35 AM): "Uhm yeah! It was a COSTUME CROWN!...At least Im not a spoiled little rich brat like you!" Carsen snapped back at him.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:34:18 AM): "Oh, oh yes, oh yes? Well, the egg is on your face, alright, because I DO NOT HAVE ANY RICHES!" He smiled smugly.
Carsen Darling (12:34:30 AM): "Excuse me?"
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:35:01 AM): (SP BLU is ready nao XD) "I am completely broke! Ha!" The balloon popped. his face fell. "Uh-oh."
Carsen Darling (12:35:55 AM): "But YOU said you were and I quote "Fabulously Wealthy!""
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:37:01 AM): "No no no, my parents are fabulously wealthy," Naveen corrected, picking himself up. "They cut me off for being a- LEECH! LEEEECH!!!" he panicked and thrashed, a small leech sucking on his arm.
Carsen Darling (12:37:38 AM): "Wow you're broke and you had the guts to call ME a liar talk about being a Hypocrite!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:38:24 AM): "It was not a lie!" he protested. "i fully inte-AHHHHH!" They both ran from a bird and Naveen continued to talk as the fled. "I fully intedn to be rich again!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:38:29 AM): intend*
Carsen Darling (12:38:47 AM): "And how is that gonna work?"
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:39:07 AM): "Once I marry Miss Alison La Bouff, she will have me!"
Carsen Darling (12:39:30 AM): "You're a prince?"
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:39:53 AM): "Obviously!" They slid down a mud bank.
Carsen Darling (12:40:25 AM): "Then the answer would be heck yes"
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:40:43 AM): (SP BLU tiem?)
Carsen Darling (12:40:47 AM): yuzzer

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kyleroxmysox2010 (12:40:51 AM): The kids were in the classroom the following day. Linda was sitting next to Kyle, as usual. Both of them were, suffice it to say, singing their hearts out along with the other kids.
"Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucker!" They chorused. Linda grinned at Kyle as they sang. "You're a boner-biting bastard uncle fucker! You're an uncle fuck..."
The voices subsided and silence fell as the kids heard the doorknob turned. They all watched as Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat entered the room.
"Okay children, let's take our seats," Mr. Garrison sad through Mr. Hat. "We have a lot to learn today."
"We sure do, Mr. Hat," Garrison went on as himself.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:41:06 AM): "He's the uncle fucker," Linda hissed to Kyle. Kyle laughed a little too loud.
"Is something funny?" Mr. Garrison challenged. Kyle looked away.
"No, nothing..." he mumbled.
"Okay. So let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five plus two?" Garrison drawled. Silence fell. Nobody raised their hand. Linda fidgeted uncomfortably. "Come on children don'tbe shy, just give it your best shot." There was silence and absence of movement for a momentmore before Clyde raised his hand. "Yes, Clyde?" he called on him.
"Twelve?" Clyde guessed. Linda stifled a laugh.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:41:23 AM): "Okay, now let's get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard," Garrison sneered in a casual voice. "Anyone? ... Come one, don't be shy." Finally, Linda and Kyle raised their hands simultaneously.
"I think I know the answer Mr. Garrison!" they both said.
"Meh meh meh meh meh," Cartman retorted in a high pitched voice. Linda and Kyle exchanged a glance.
"Go ahead," Linda invited.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:41:40 AM): "Shut up fatboy!" Kyle shouted.
"Ay! Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!"
"Eric, did you just say the F word?!" Garrison demanded in a loud voice.
"... Jew?" Cartman questioned slowly. Linda nosebridgepinched.
"No, he's talking about fuck!" she intervened. "You can't say fuck in school, you fucking fatass!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:41:53 AM): Linda!"
"Fuck yeah!" Kyle agreed.
"Kyle!"
"Why the fuck not?"
"Eric!"
"Dude, you just said fuck again!"
"Stanley!"
"... Fuck."
"Kenny!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:42:06 AM): "What's the big deal?" Cartman challenged. "It's not hurting anybody! Fuck-fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck!" Linda rolled her eyes at Cartman's antics.
"How would you like to go see the school counseler?!" Garrison spat.
"How would YOU like to suck my balls?!" Cartman retorted. The class gasped.
"Ooooh, he went there," Linda said in a mumble. A few people laughed.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Garrison yowled, in Cartman direction. he hadn't heard Linda's comment.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:42:15 AM): "Oh oh oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, actually, what I said was..." He pulled out the megaphone. "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE. TO SUCK MY BALLS. Mr. Garrison." he put the megaphone down. The silence fell again. Mr. Garrison gaped incredulously at Cartman. Linda and Kyle did a double-take together and looked at each other with wide-eyed expressions.
'Holy shit, dude," Stan verbalized.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:42:18 AM): TIS ALL
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:42:24 AM): KTHX BAI PATF TIEM
Carsen Darling (12:43:29 AM): "Sooo...you are going to keep your promise and get me my restraunt amirite?"
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:44:39 AM): "You are not right! I made that promise to a beautiful princess, not a cranky wai-" He shot upright and stared wide-eyed at the lagoon. "Why are those logs moving?"
Carsen Darling (12:45:21 AM): Carsen widened her eyes seeing as they were gators "RUN! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RUN!" Carsen shouted as she jumped in the water finding a safe place to hide.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:46:15 AM): The gators clammered an shit. Naveen found himself stuck at the bottom of the trunk.
Carsen Darling (12:46:54 AM): Carsen was in the trunk seeing the gators thinking Naveen was a gonner her eyes widened as her hand flew to her mouth.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:47:34 AM): Naveen 'Psst'd to her. "Lower the vine," he hissed.
Carsen Darling (12:48:20 AM):"Find your own tree I called dibs first!" Carsen shot back.
Carsen Darling (12:48:38 AM): teh gators saw Naveen
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:50:00 AM): The gators spotted him and moved closer.
"Okay, help me out od this swamp and once I married Alison, I shall give you your restaurant!"
The gators got closer.
"Quick quick pull me up!"
Carsen Darling (12:50:28 AM): Carsen did so
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:50:32 AM): I'll remember for later
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:51:13 AM): "Well waitress, looks like we are going to be here for a while. We may as well get... comfortable," Naveen purred.
Carsen Darling (12:51:45 AM): "Ew! No get your slimy self away from me!" Carsen glared as she went to her side of the tree pissed off.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:52:19 AM): Naveen turned, dejected.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:53:02 AM): "I may as well know your name," he asked in a more refined manner.

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Carsen Darling (12:53:43 AM): Carsen sighed "Carsen...Carsen Darling" she said simply "Goodnight" she said rolling her eyes as she fell into a dreamless sleep.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:54:22 AM): Naveen turned. "Goodnight," he replied thoughtfully.
Carsen Darling (12:54:27 AM): SP TEIM
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:54:48 AM): "Well I must say I am very disappointed in all of you, Mkay?" Mr. Mackey scolded the five. They were in the counseler's office, of course, and were sitting in five chairs set up in a row. Especially you, Linda! You never act in such a way! You should all be ashamed of yourselves." Linda didn't look down as she usually would, but met the counsiler's stare with as much challenge and determination as her friends.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:54:57 AM): "We've already called your mothers, but-" Kyle interrupted him.
Carsen Darling (12:55:38 AM): "WHAT!" Kyle asked in shock
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:55:49 AM): "That's right."
"Oh no, dude!"
Linda lost her courage as well. "Tell me about it," she squeaked.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:55:58 AM): "Mr. Mackey? Can I ask you a question?" Cartman said, sounding pretty innocent.
"M'kay, what?"
"What's the big fucking deal, bitch?" he demanded in a much more hostile tone.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:57:32 AM): "Ah! Now I wanna know where you heard these horrific obscenities, Mkay?!" Mackey demanded.
"What's it to you?" Linda grumbled crossly, her arms as crossed as her tone.
"Nowhere," Stan said scaredly.
Carsen Darling (12:57:58 AM): "We heard them from Garrison a couple of times" Kyle said
Carsen Darling (12:58:23 AM): -i wana help i have the script as well and its not fair your helping with patf and i have to sit back for sp blu-
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:58:35 AM): (Okay )
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:58:44 AM): I guess you can be Mckey
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:58:50 AM): Mackey*
Carsen Darling (12:59:18 AM): "I seriously doubt that Mr Garrison has ever said uhm,,Eat shit you ass spelunker." Mackey said
Carsen Darling (12:59:24 AM): ROFL
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:59:40 AM): Linda laughed along with everyone else. The mothers entered OH NOEZ.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:59:58 AM): "Uh-oh," Stan said.
"Shit," Linda added under her breath.
Carsen Darling (1:00:14 AM): "STANLEY PARKER MARSH I AM ASHAMED THIS IS NOT LIKE YOU!" Sharon shouted
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:00:42 AM): Linda refused to look at her mother, but she could feel her gaze burning in to her.
Carsen Darling (1:01:06 AM): "What did my boy say" a plump red haired lady walked in "Did he say the S word?"
Carsen Darling (1:01:11 AM): "Uhm no"
Carsen Darling (1:01:18 AM): "The F-Word?"
Carsen Darling (1:01:26 AM): "Heres a list" Mackey said
Carsen Darling (1:01:36 AM): "Oh dear god" Melissa said in shock
Carsen Darling (1:01:49 AM): "What the heck is a rimjob?" Sharon asked
Carsen Darling (1:03:04 AM): "Oh thats when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass!" Liane said nonchalantly
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:03:18 AM): Linda chuckled.
Carsen Darling (1:03:29 AM): "Young lady you will tell Mr. Mackey this instant where you heard all these horrid phrases!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:04:12 AM): Linda looked horrified. "I... I... No! We can't tell you. We took a sacred oath and swore ourselves to secrecy."
Carsen Darling (1:04:27 AM): "It was the Terrance and Phillip Movie" Cartman said
Carsen Darling (1:04:34 AM): "DUDE!" all the kids shouted
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:04:39 AM): Linda pounced on him.
Carsen Darling (1:04:50 AM): "What I wana get outta this hell hole!" Cartman shouted
Carsen Darling (1:04:58 AM):"Eric!" Liane shouted
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:04:59 AM): "Why'd you tell them?!?!" she demanded, pulling on his collar.
Carsen Darling (1:05:10 AM): "I want to get outta here!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:05:22 AM):Linda slapped him hard across the face.
Carsen Darling (1:05:25 AM): "Ugh those canadians!" Sheila shouted
Carsen Darling (1:05:33 AM): "whos Terrance and Phillip"
Carsen Darling (1:05:47 AM): "two very untalented actors known for their crude toilet humor"
Carsen Darling (1:06:15 AM): "Well I should probably send out a warning letter to everyone before more children see terrance and phillip"
Carsen Darling (1:06:22 AM): "Everyones fuckin seen it!"
Carsen Darling (1:06:25 AM): "ERIC!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:06:32 AM): Linda jumped off of Cartman to protest as well.
Carsen Darling (1:06:38 AM): "Im sorry that movie has warped my fragile little mind.
Carsen Darling (1:06:40 AM): PATF?
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:06:43 AM): "It's fucking true!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:06:46 AM): Yezzer
Carsen Darling (1:07:53 AM): Carsen was building a raft "HEY NAVEEN GET YOUR SORRY BUTT UP The gators are gone and we have to get back to New Orleans to undo this mess you obviously got us into!" Carsen shouted
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:08:47 AM): "I was not the one parading around in a phoney-baloney tiara!" he sneered.
Carsen Darling (1:09:52 AM): "Oh very funny, obviously you need to get your eyes checked it was a costume crown!!" she said hearing him play his music "Hey uhm yeah could use a little help thanks!" Carsen said rolling her eyes.
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:10:49 AM): "Really? Then I will play louder!" He did so.
Carsen Darling (1:11:45 AM): Carsen rolled her eyes "Idiot" she mumbled as she saw a gator screaming.
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:12:40 AM): Naveen screamed as well and hugged Carsen in panic.
Carsen Darling (1:15:37 AM): "HAY I KNOE DIS SONG! DIPPERMOUTH BLUES!" Louis shouted as he played
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:15:49 AM): Naveen gaped for a moment.
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:16:12 AM): "Play it brother!" he finally said. (that was Naveen, right?)
Carsen Darling (1:16:19 AM): -YUZ-
Carsen Darling (1:16:37 AM): DHEY RAWKD TEH HOWSE WIT DHERE FUNKEH BEETZ
Carsen Darling (1:17:01 AM): "Where have you been all my life!" Louis asked in awe
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:17:29 AM): "Where did you learn to play like that?!" Naveen asked with equal enthusiasm.
Carsen Darling (1:18:02 AM): "Well the Bayous the best Jazz school in the world! Oh Louis would give anything to be up there jammin with the big boys!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:18:38 AM): "So why don't you?" Naveen asked.
Carsen Darling (1:18:46 AM): "Oh I tried once"
Carsen Darling (1:18:49 AM): FLASHBACK
Carsen Darling (1:18:59 AM): "It didn't end well" Louis deadpanned
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:19:05 AM): ROFLMAO I love that part of the movie XD
Carsen Darling (1:19:30 AM): "It has been a real pleasure meeting you Louis and thank you for not eating us but we have to go" Carsen said
Carsen Darling (1:19:44 AM): "Wh-Where you going!" Louis said sadly
Carsen Darling (1:20:05 AM): "To try to break this spell" Carsen said
Carsen Darling (1:20:10 AM): "What spell?"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:20:39 AM): "Brace yourself, my scaly friend. We are not frogs... We are humans."
Carsen Darling (1:20:45 AM): "What?"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:20:56 AM): *Laughing fit*
Carsen Darling (1:21:18 AM): lol
Carsen Darling (1:22:34 AM): your turn
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:23:22 AM): "I am Naveen, Prince of Maldonia. And she is Carsen, the waitress." He leaned in and whispered. "Do not kiss her."
Carsen Darling (1:24:18 AM): "Woah Woah Woah wait just a minute....He! got himself turned into a frog by a voodoo man and now-" Carsen started
Carsen Darling (1:24:39 AM): "Wait Voodoo.." Louis cut her off "Like the kind Mama Odie do!"Louis asked
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:24:55 AM): "Mama... hoodie?"
Carsen Darling (1:25:36 AM): "Mama Odie...shes the Voodoo queen of the Bayou she got magic and spells and all kinds of voodoo" Louis explained
Carsen Darling (1:25:52 AM): "Could you take us to her?" Carsen and Naveen asked
Carsen Darling (1:26:43 AM): "To the deepest darkest parts of the bayou facing razer sharks, prick ambushers, and trappers and hunters with guns?" Lois asked as Naveen n Carsen nodded
Carsen Darling (1:26:45 AM): "No"
Carsen Darling (1:27:04 AM): Carsen sighed "looks like we wont be getting to Mama Odie's now"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:28:17 AM): "Watch and learn..." naveen hopped over to the gator.
"Louis, it's too bad we can not help you with your dream. If only you were smaller... Less toothy. you can play jazz to an adoring crows without scaring them."
Carsen Darling (1:28:19 AM): -what if christophe hit on you and Kyle can be pissed-
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:28:35 AM): XD I was thinking he would listen in on the clitorius thing
Carsen Darling (1:28:56 AM): "Cute..but it's not gonna" Carsen started as Naveen held up a finger gesturing to the gator
Carsen Darling (1:29:30 AM): "HAY GAIZ I JUST HAD ME A CRAZY IDEA What about if I ask mama Odie to turn me human!" Louis shouted as Carsen looked at Naveen shocked
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:29:59 AM): Naveen smiled. "Louis, you are aa genious!"
Carsen Darling (1:30:15 AM): SP TEIM
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:30:42 AM): The kids were in the cafeteria lunchline. Linda saw Stan spacing out again, and, again, followed his gaze. She saw Wendy sitting across from the faggy Gregory kid.
The lunchline moved forward, but Stan was spaced out.
There's the girl that I like... Over there laughing with that smart ne-
"Ay! you're holding up the god-damn lunch line!" Cartman yelled at him. Stan jumped and raced forward to catch up. Smirking, Linda caught up. A few moments later, she heard a repeated demand for someone to move forward. Startled, she looked over her shoulder and saw Kyle looked dazed and running to catch up. Inside, her heart sank a little.
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:30:51 AM): Oh... Was he looking at a girl too...? she thought sadly, feeling rather discouraged. She had a huge crush on Kyle, needless to say. Little did she know, he'd been looking at her.
She waved to him. "Wake up dreamy-head. What made you lag?" She was, of course, referring to his daydreaming. She was wondering if he was going to confess which girl he was staring at.
Carsen Darling (1:31:41 AM): "Oh nobody" Kyle lied he had been looking at Linda "lets get lunch" he said smiling
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:31:54 AM): "... Kay then..." she said hesitantly. She turned back to the lunch line, and they all came across chef.
"Hello there, children," Chef greeted in his usual monotone.
"Hey Chef."
"How's it going?"
"Bad."
"Why bad?"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:32:02 AM): "We swore, and now our parents are going apeshit and are saying we can never see the Terrance and Phillip movie again," Linda said sadly.
Chef was a little taken aback by the word apeshit, but shook it off. "Oh, that's too bad."
"You should've seen Kahl and Linda when their moms showed up, they were scared out of their minds, heheh," Cartman laughed.
"Shut up, Cartman!" they chorused.
"No, dude, I'd be scared too, your moms are fucking bitches. Especially yours, Kahl."
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:32:11 AM): Linda looked at Kyle expectantly, letting him retaliate again
Carsen Darling (1:32:29 AM): "Don't call my mom a bitch you fat fuck!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:32:33 AM): "Don't call me fat you butt-fuckin' son of a bitch!" Cartman spat back.
"Whoa, children," Chef said with an apprehensive voice, "where did you learn to talk like that?"
Cartman walked off, Kenny following him. "It's pretty fuckin' sweet, huh?"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:32:42 AM): Kyle was about to follow them when he was stopped in his tracks by what he heard Stan ask.
"Chef... how do you make a woman like you more than any other guy?" Stan asked nervously.
"Oh that's easy. You just gotta find the clitoris." He served up some mashed potatoes.
"Huh?" Stan said. Kyle thought the same.
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:33:22 AM): "Ooops."
"What do you mean 'find the clitoris'?"
"Uh, uh, forget said anything. Move along children, you're holding up the lunch line."
Carsen Darling (1:33:43 AM): patf?
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:33:52 AM): Mkay X3
Carsen Darling (1:35:22 AM): "Prince Naveen darling I am positivly Mortified you had to endure that frog fiasco last night." Alison said frowning.
Carsen Darling (1:37:03 AM): "Well when you're next in line for the throne you're poised like a panther ready to expect the unexpected" Lawrence as Naveen said as he rawrd at her Ali rawring back just then Lawrence's ear buldged out,
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:37:37 AM): XD
Carsen Darling (1:38:12 AM): "Uhm..your ear" Ali pointed out as Lawrence covered his ear looking at his talisman seeing as it was running out of blood "Oh those pesky mosquitos they're everywhere" Lawrence said as he pulled Ali close.
Carsen Darling (1:39:10 AM): "Miss Alison I can no longer ignore the throbbing of my..." Lawrence started as he looked at his butt seeing it bulge out as well before he looked back "Heart...even though our time togethers been breif it's been heavenly" he said.
Carsen Darling (1:39:40 AM): "Please Prince Naveen you got me blushin' like a--" Ali started as Naveen cut her off,
Carsen Darling (1:39:59 AM): "Will you do me the honor of becoming Princess of Maldonia" Lawrence asked
Carsen Darling (1:40:24 AM): "Are you serious?" Alison asked as Lawrence covered himself up but Ali hugged him
Carsen Darling (1:40:31 AM): "As the plague"
Carsen Darling (1:41:33 AM): "YESSSS OH I MOST DEFINATLY WILL MARRY YOU oh there so much the plan the guest list the dress the music the flowers the shoes" Alison listed before she screamed "WE'RE GONNA HAVE OURSELVES A MARDI GRAS WEDDING!" she screamed skipping off.

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Carsen Darling (1:41:44 AM): Facilier was pissed
Carsen Darling (1:42:00 AM): "Wh-What do we do now" Lawrence asked now back to his original form.
Carsen Darling (1:42:36 AM): "Because somebody let our froggy prince go Larry Im reduced to ask for helf from my friends from the other side"
Carsen Darling (1:42:40 AM): OH NOESSSSSSSSSSSS
Carsen Darling (1:42:44 AM): Sp teim
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:43:02 AM): Mkay
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:43:17 AM): Stan rejoined the boys back at the lunch table.
"You guys... do you know where I can find the 'clitoris'?" he asked. Linda deadpanned.
"The what?" Kyle asked.
"What, is that like finding Jesis or something?" Cartman asked. Stan noticed Linda's urked expression and turned to her excitedly.
Carsen Darling (1:43:23 AM): -this is a fun rp-
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:43:28 AM): "You're a girl! Tell me what you know!" he demanded.
"Yeah, what's the clitoris?" Kyle pressed eagerly.
"Uhm, I'm not saying ANYTHING," she mumbled stubbornly, a blush creeping on to her face. "And why do you need to know, Kyle?"
"O-Oh, I was just thinkin-"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:43:33 AM): -IKR -
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:43:43 AM): The PA came on at that moment. "Attention students! We are now enforcing a new dress code at SOuth Park Elementary. Terrance and Phillip T-shirts are no longer allowed in school. Anyone wearing a Terrance and Phillip shirt is to be sent home immediately." Linda looked around and saw that everyone had a Terrance and Phillp shirt, excluding Wendy and Gregory.
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:43:52 AM): They all rushed out the doors.
Carsen Darling (1:44:06 AM): -patf or no-
Carsen Darling (1:44:32 AM): -im just switching back every scene change and as for patf aside from Ma Belle all the songs-
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:44:37 AM): -Patf is fien-
Carsen Darling (1:44:53 AM): -we will do that scene because i love that song and that scene its beautiful n romantic0
Carsen Darling (1:44:54 AM): XD
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:45:08 AM): -I'm having fun either way Aand yez, twill be epic-
Carsen Darling (1:45:25 AM): "Now that restraunt of yours is it gonna have etouffe?" Louis asked.
Carsen Darling (1:45:47 AM): "Yup Jumbalaya, gumbo it's gonna have it all!"Carsen said smiling
Carsen Darling (1:46:13 AM): "I always wanted to try red beans and rice, muffulettas, po'boys" Louis trailed
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:47:19 AM): "You two are making me so very hungry," Naveen laughed. He paused thoughtfully, looking at a few bugs not far away. He shot out his tongue. "Interesting..."
Carsen Darling (1:47:54 AM): "What are you doing?" Carsen asked
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:48:25 AM): "Shhh, you are scaring the food." Naveen continued to creep up on the bugs.
Carsen Darling (1:49:18 AM): Carsen rolled her eyes as her tounge started to twitch "Oh no...Oh no no no...there is no way I am kissing a frog and eating a bug on the same day!" Carsen said
Carsen Darling (1:49:29 AM):-OMG THIS IS GONNA BE SO AWKWARD-
Carsen Darling (1:49:31 AM): -ROFL-
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:49:35 AM): XD
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:50:23 AM): X3
Carsen Darling (1:50:24 AM): THEY GOT TANGLED
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:50:35 AM): "Hello..."
Carsen Darling (1:51:07 AM): "This isn't awkward at all" Carsen thought "What are you doing!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:51:49 AM): "Stop moving! You are making this very difficult!"
Carsen Darling (1:52:42 AM): "Ya'll find anything to eat yet...oh my" Louis said "Hang on Louis gotta comin'" he said
Carsen Darling (1:52:52 AM): "No No No No!" Carsen cried frantically
Carsen Darling (1:53:02 AM): "How's that!" Louis said
Carsen Darling (1:53:20 AM): THEY WERE EVEN MOAR TANGLED WHICH MADE IT EVEN MORE AWKWARD
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:53:32 AM): XD
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:53:46 AM): (You say the "This could be a lttle better", as I remember. )
Carsen Darling (1:54:01 AM): "This could be a little better." Carsen said.
Carsen Darling (1:54:22 AM): "You know what this needs A SHARP STICK Be right back!" Louis shouted running off.
Carsen Darling (1:54:34 AM): "This is all YOUR fault!" Carsen shouted
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:55:18 AM): "My fault, my fault, let me tell you something, I was-" Ray flew up.
Carsen Darling (1:55:30 AM): -wana be ray or should I?-
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:55:35 AM): Idk
Carsen Darling (1:56:00 AM): -i think since i have louis n carsen u can be ray n naveen if thats alright u have the script-
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:56:07 AM): Mkay
Carsen Darling (1:56:17 AM): ^_______^
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:57:19 AM): "Well, look at you!" Ray said in his southern (Oh God please tell me it was southern XD) drawl. "Girl, I guess you and your boyfriend got a little carried away, amirite? Amirite?"
Carsen Darling (1:58:16 AM): (its cajun actually)
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:58:30 AM): Naice job X3
Carsen Darling (1:58:34 AM): (XD)
Carsen Darling (1:58:45 AM): "No that is NOT possible!" Carsen shouted
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:59:33 AM): "I am the prince of Maldonia!" Naveen added
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:00:03 AM): "Let me shine a little light on the situation!" He strained for a moment, which resulted in a fart. "'Cuse me."
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:00:21 AM): "One more time now." He lit up.
Carsen Darling (2:00:27 AM): -LOL I<3 ray!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:00:39 AM): -ME TOO Too bad he died... D8-
Carsen Darling (2:00:49 AM): "Thats cool" Carsen said
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:02:53 AM): "Oh, it's okay baby, I'm not gonna explode me. I aint no fire cracker! Got my big butt glowing." He patted it for emphasis. "Right. Women like men with a big back porch. Oh, you know, you are done this a real goof of somethin'. Nobody's going to help?"
Carsen Darling (2:04:58 AM): THEY WUZ UNTANGLED
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:06:03 AM): "'Bout time I introduced myself. My name is Raymond, everybody call me Ray..."
"Pardon me," Naveen interrupted, "but your accent... It is funny, no?"
"Well Ima cajun bra. Born branded the Bayou. You must be new around here, ah?"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:06:37 AM): -I think that's you next... I THINK, with the contraction.-
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:07:14 AM): XD
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:09:00 AM):"Actually, we're from the place... Far, far away from this world." Naveen explained vaguely. Ray gasped.
"Go to bed. Y'all from Shrevport?"
"No, no, no. We are people."
Carsen Darling (2:09:31 AM): "Prince charming here got himself turned into a frog by a voodoo witch doctor"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:10:14 AM): "Well, there you go." (Who said that? XD They srsly need names on here.)
Carsen Darling (2:10:53 AM): ray
Carsen Darling (2:11:34 AM): "And we were on our way to Mama Odie's we think maybe she could.." Carsen got cut off by Ray
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:12:25 AM): "Mama Odie? You are headin' in the wrong direction, Cher. Now what kinda knucklehead (I dunno, chucklehead doesn't sound right XD) told y'all to go this'a way?"
Carsen Darling (2:12:55 AM): "I FOUND A STICK!" Louis burst in

kyleroxmysox2010 (2:13:00 AM): XD

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Carsen Darling (2:13:28 AM): "Louis" Carsen said sternly "Ray says you've been taking us the wrong direction"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:13:43 AM): "First rule of the bayou... don't take directions from a gator."
Carsen Darling (2:14:13 AM): "So...how do we get to Mama Odies?"
Carsen Darling (2:14:20 AM): Carsen asked
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:15:08 AM): "Me and my relations those will help you yard the way." (Okay I know that's wrong XD)
Carsen Darling (2:15:25 AM): XD
Carsen Darling (2:15:27 AM): yeah
Carsen Darling (2:15:43 AM): SP
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:16:26 AM): The five were watching the world news. The title was WORLD NEWS: The Devastating Impact of Terrance and Phillip. The news anchor began to talk.
"The R-rated Canadian film, Asses of Fire, is number one at the box office. But is the film destroying American youth?"
"Bullshit!" Linda interjected, shocked.
"Here for a special report is a midget in a bikini."
"No comment," Linda murmured.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:16:27 AM): "Thanks Tom!" the said midget said as he appeared on-screen. "It appears that the effects of the Canadian comedy are far-reaching indeed. All over America, children seem to be influenced. Like at this Spelling Bee in Washington."
"Alright this is for the silver medal," the proctor said with obviously faked enthusiasm. "Spell forensics."
"Hell, fuck that! Why should have to spell forensics?"
Linda and the boys laughed.
"Here we go. S-U-C-K-M-Y-A-S-S." The kid spelled it on the board. "Forensics."
Linda and the boys were in hysterics. On the TV, the midget continued.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:16:28 AM): "Tom, the devastating impact of the Canadian duo can also be seen in their new hit song, "Shut Your Fucking Face Uncle Fucker"."
The rap remix of the song popped up on the screem and Linda shrank away in disgust.
"Awwww they raped the song!" she complained. It switched back to the news. "Oh good, the earrape is over."
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:16:45 AM): (You can be Sheila in the next partX3)
Carsen Darling (2:17:23 AM): okai
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:17:56 AM): "Back to you, Tom," the midget said.
"Thanks midget. Shocking report! The controversy began in the small mountain town of South Park where the local PTA is trying to ban the movie. With us tonight us the head of the PTA, Sheila Broflovski..."
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:18:01 AM): Linda gasped. "DUDE!"
Carsen Darling (2:18:15 AM): "Hello Tom" Sheila greeted
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:18:36 AM): "... ANd the Canadian minister of movies."
"Thanks for havin' me, buddeh."
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:19:12 AM): "Minister, parents are concerned about your country's entertainment. Your thoughts?"
"Well, the film is R-rated, and it's not intended for children to-"
Carsen Darling (2:20:05 AM): "Well but of Course children are gonna see it!" Sheila interrupted
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:20:35 AM): "Can I finish?" the minister asked, offset. "The fact is that we Canadians are quite surprised by your outrage."
Carsen Darling (2:21:11 AM): "You just don't care!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:21:17 AM): "Can I finish? Hello? Can I-can I finish?" the minister stuttered. "The United States has graphic violence on television all the time. We can't believe that a movie with some foul language would piss you off so much."
Carsen Darling (2:21:34 AM): "Because it's EVIL!" Sheila said drawing close to the camera
Carsen Darling (2:23:00 AM): lol
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:23:05 AM): "Can I finish? PLEASE can I finish?" He paused for at least a good fifteen seconds. "Okay, I'm finished."
"But Mr. Minister, it isn't like this film is the first troublesome thing to come out of Canada," the anchor protested. "Let us not forget Bryan Adams."
"Now, now. The Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions."
Carsen Darling (2:23:47 AM): "You canadians are all the same with your beady little eyes and you're flapping heads you. are. TRASH!" Sheila shouted
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:23:52 AM): "I resent that!" the minister interjected. "I find that racist, and-"
Carsen Darling (2:24:17 AM): "OUR CHILDREN ARE NOW ADDICTED TO YOUR FILTH!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:24:24 AM): "You are racist, ma'am! YOU are racist!" The kids watched on, gaping in shock and awe.
Carsen Darling (2:24:52 AM): Sheila turned to the camera "It is going to take us weeks to erase the damage this film has done to our children"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:24:55 AM): "Holy shit dude!" Linda fretted.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:24:57 AM): PATF tiem
Carsen Darling (2:25:01 AM): sweet
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:25:14 AM): (I'm gonna have to go to bed soon D8)
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:25:23 AM): 35 minutes.
Carsen Darling (2:25:32 AM): D:
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:25:36 AM): D:
Carsen Darling (2:25:48 AM): FACILIER SAYS STUFF WE DONT CARE ABOUT KTHX
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:25:53 AM): XD
Carsen Darling (2:26:24 AM): "Ray will take you the rest of the way" one firefly said
Carsen Darling (2:26:36 AM): "Nice meeting you guys" Carsen said smiling
Carsen Darling (2:27:03 AM): "Bye Bye Pooky Adiew bye bye amis and dont forget to tell angela that ray say Bonjour!"
Carsen Darling (2:27:26 AM): "Oooooh is Angela a giiiirlfriend?" Carsen asked jokingly,
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:27:54 AM): "Oh, no, no, no... My girl... does Evangeline." He looked up.
Carsen Darling (2:28:06 AM): "Evangeline?" Carsen asked
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:29:17 AM): "She is the most prettiest butterfly ever did glow," he said emotionally. "You know, I talk to Evangeline every night. She is kind of shy, not say much. But I know in my heart someday we gonna be together."
Carsen Darling (2:29:37 AM): "Awwwh that's so sweet"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:30:46 AM): "Yes, so sweet..." Naveen agreed. "Just do not settle down so quickly, friend. There are plenty of firelies in this world."
Carsen Darling (2:30:57 AM): "What?"
Carsen Darling (2:31:02 AM): Carsen asked
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:31:06 AM): -Gah I'm confused again XD Those hunters-
Carsen Darling (2:31:27 AM): "PRICK AMBUSHERS GOT ME GATOR DOWN GATOR DOWN!!! DARKNESS IT'S CLOSIN IN!" Louis screamed
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:31:34 AM): XD
Carsen Darling (2:31:57 AM): "Will you hold still ya big baby!" Ray asked
Carsen Darling (2:32:04 AM): HUNTERS ENTER
Carsen Darling (2:32:26 AM): Carsen was walking around when Naveen caught up with her
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:33:06 AM): "You know waitress, I have finally firgured out what is wrong with you," he told her matter-of-faactly.
Carsen Darling (2:33:30 AM): "Orly...do tell" Carsen urged
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:33:42 AM): "You do not know how to have fun... There. Somebody had to say it."
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:33:47 AM): (XD ORLY)
Carsen Darling (2:34:35 AM): "Woooow thanks for that...And you wana know something I found what your problem is too" Carsen said.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:34:56 AM): "I am... to wonderful?"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:34:59 AM): too*
Carsen Darling (2:36:18 AM): "You are anything BUT wonderful douchebag!" Carsen thought before she spoke up "Funny but no...You are a no-count philandering lazy bump on a log!" Carsen accused
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:36:44 AM): "Ahaha... killjoy,"he muttered.
Carsen Darling (2:37:08 AM): "Scuse me?"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:37:46 AM): "Ah, nothing... STICK IN THE MUD," he said in a fake coughing fit.
Carsen Darling (2:38:55 AM): "Yeah funny, let me tell you something buddy this stick in the mud has had to work two jobs her whole life while you've been sucking on a silver spoon chasing chamber maids around your ivory tower!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:39:34 AM): "... Actually, it is polished marble..."
Carsen Darling (2:40:02 AM): NAVEEN WUZ CAUGHT N TEH CHASE BEGAN
Carsen Darling (2:40:16 AM): NAVEEN WUZ FREED N DEN SAW CARSEN IN TEH CAGE
Carsen Darling (2:40:26 AM): HE WUZ LEIK O SHIT
Carsen Darling (2:40:31 AM): N SAVED HER
Carsen Darling (2:40:39 AM): LETS SKIP TO SP BECAUSE YAH

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kyleroxmysox2010 (2:40:57 AM): Mkay I'm doing the song but just because I want to XD
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:41:31 AM): It was the next day, and unfortunately the kids had been dragged in to rehab. Linda was sitting next to Kyle among the circle of students that were sitting on the floor.
"This is bullcrap, dude," she muttered. Before Kyle could answer, Mr. Mackey started talking.
"Uh, kids, I wanna welcome you to rehab, mkay? Your mothers insisted that you be taken from your normal schoolwork and placed in to Rehab to learn not to swear. Gregory the fag spoke up.
"I must say, I don't think I belong with these rogues. I attended Yardale and had a 4-0 grade point average.
"You're a fucking faggot dude," Cartman chuckledin response.
"I agree, you should go fuck yourself," Linda said in assent.
"Mkay, you see children? This is exactly what I'm talkin' about. We have to get you off foul language."
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:41:42 AM): (Kyle XD)
Carsen Darling (2:42:11 AM): "How are we gonna do that?" Kyle asked
Carsen Darling (2:42:26 AM): Mr Mackey started his song only to be bood by Cartman
Carsen Darling (2:42:37 AM): "Hey now thats not very nice M'kay" he said
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:42:37 AM): "Well listen here." He went up to the piano. Linda nosebridgepinched.
"Oh fuck, he's not going to... I didn't know this was a-"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:43:03 AM): Linda sighed. "Fuck you Mackey. We don't need any damn rehab!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:43:32 AM): "Oh yeah? Well try this, mkay..." He began to play piano.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:43:36 AM): THE SONG ENSUED
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:43:41 AM): THE KIDS GOT IN TO IT
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:43:54 AM): At the end when they were dancing in circle,Linda blushed amdheld Kyle's hand.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:43:57 AM): NAOPATF
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:44:00 AM): YEZ
Carsen Darling (2:44:13 AM): Carsen was walking with Naveen having endured the hunters
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:44:30 AM): (Hold on lemme find it XD)
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:45:12 AM): Got it
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:45:43 AM): "'And we talk too'. I like that! You are secretly funny," Naveen laughed.
Carsen Darling (2:45:58 AM): "And not a stick in the mud?" she asked smirking.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:46:36 AM): "W-well I was-" Carsen kept interrupting him. "Alright, you are not exactly..."
Carsen Darling (2:46:46 AM): "Gooo on dont be shyyyy"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:46:54 AM): "... a complete stick DEEP in the mud," he finished.
Carsen Darling (2:47:27 AM): Carsen saw Louis was in pain "poor Louis" she said sypathetically.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:47:43 AM): Ugh BRB
Carsen Darling (2:49:18 AM): k
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:50:13 AM): Back
Carsen Darling (2:50:30 AM): YAY
Carsen Darling (2:50:34 AM): "You know what would make me feel better? Crawfish smothered in remoulade sauce...Slow down!" Louis said to Ray
"Got a lil more!" Ray said
"Some bananas foster sprinkled with prailines.." Louis was interrupted by Carsen.
"How about some swamp gumbo?" Carsen suggested.
"That'll do"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:51:43 AM): "Sounds delicious!" Naveen commented enthusiastically. "I will start with free dinner cocktail and something to nibble on while I wait, thanks."
Carsen Darling (2:52:22 AM): "Uhm how about no..You are gonna mince these mushrooms your royal Highness!" Carsen said
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:52:46 AM): "To do what?" Naveen asked, clearly confused.
Carsen Darling (2:52:57 AM): "Mince the mushrooms" Carsen commanded
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:53:21 AM): He picked up the knife. "This is ridiculous..."
Carsen Darling (2:53:33 AM): "Are you mincing!" Carsen asked
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:53:55 AM): "Alright! Relax..." He bit his lip and strained with the knife against the mushroom. It slowly cut through, making one slice. "One..."
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:54:01 AM): He wiped his brow.
Carsen Darling (2:54:31 AM): Carsen went to set the fire up and saw he wasn't making any progress "Step aside buddy" she said chopping up the mushrooms at a super fast pace
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:55:00 AM): Naveen stared for a moment, clearly impressed.
Carsen Darling (2:55:15 AM): Carsen smiled as she stood behind him helping him mince,
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:55:45 AM):"You know, I have never done anything like this before..." Naveen rambled.
Carsen Darling (2:56:12 AM): "Really?" Carsen asked sarcastically
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:56:59 AM):"Alright, alright... but when you are living in a castle, everything is done for you! All the time, they dress, they feed you.... They DRIVE you... Brush your teeth!"
Carsen Darling (2:57:15 AM): "Awwwh poor baby"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:58:07 AM): "I admitted it was a charmed life, until the day my parents cut me off, and suddenly I realized..." He paused and widened his eyes a bit. "I do not know how to do anything."
Carsen Darling (2:59:04 AM): "Hey...you're a decent mushroom mincer" Carsen said
Carsen Darling (2:59:23 AM): (they fucked up that line: You've got to make some descent mushrooms mincer, ok?
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:59:29 AM): "You think so?" (XD)
Carsen Darling (2:59:47 AM): "Keep practicing and I just might hire you"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:59:59 AM): "Really?"
Carsen Darling (3:00:07 AM): "No" Carsen said smirking
kyleroxmysox2010 (3:00:30 AM): "What was that?" Naveen laughed. "That was below the frog belt!"
Carsen Darling (1:31:54 AM): "Man that movie gets better everytime I see it!" Kyle said
Carsen Darling (1:33:42 AM): "Hey!" the clerk shouted
Carsen Darling (1:34:19 AM): "Yeah but you know what the whole part about lighting farts is bullshit you can't do that!" Cartman complained
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:34:42 AM): "Yeah, you can!" Kenny argued.
"Kenny's right, I saw it on Mythbusters," Linda agreed.
Carsen Darling (1:35:43 AM): "Okay kinneh I'll bet you a hundred bucks you can't light a fart on fire!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:36:44 AM): "Yes you can! Check it out!" He pulled out a match, and Linda shied away.
"Kenny, maybe you shouldn't-" It was too late. Kenny laughed as his fart was lit on fire. As Linda had expected, his parka caught on fire and his laugh became an anguished scream.
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:36:50 AM): Linda nosebridgepunched.
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:36:53 AM): pinched*
Carsen Darling (1:36:58 AM): "HOLY SHIT DUDE!" Stan shouted
Carsen Darling (1:38:18 AM): "Ah Oh my god Hey!" Cartman shouted "Aw, Shit!" Cartman said mulitple times beating Kenny with a stick it eventually lit up "AHH THIS STICK IS ON FIRE!" he screamed as an ambulence appeared taking Kenny away.
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:38:35 AM): Linda looked horrified. "Kenny!"
Carsen Darling (1:38:39 AM): "Oh my god you killed Kenny!" Stan shouted
Carsen Darling (1:38:47 AM): "YOU BASTARD!" Kyle shouted after.
Carsen Darling (1:39:06 AM): "Wow I guess you can light a fart on fire huh" Cartman said suddenly.
Carsen Darling (1:39:14 AM): patf?
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:39:19 AM): Yuz
Carsen Darling (1:39:37 AM): Everyone was having fun and eating gumbo.
Carsen Darling (1:39:49 AM): "Anyone for seconds?" Carsen asked smiling.
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:40:37 AM): "That was magnificent," Naveen said approvingly. "You truly have a gift."
Carsen Darling (1:41:05 AM):Carsen smiled "Thank you" she said softly.
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:41:22 AM): "There she is!" Ray interjected. "The sweetest firefly of all creation." He was looking up again.
Carsen Darling (1:41:48 AM): "Evangeline?" Carsen asked.
Carsen Darling (1:42:16 AM): "I want to meet this girl,wheres she at!" Louis asked after finishing (or devouring) his gumbo.
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:43:02 AM): "How can you miss her? She glows right up there, in front of you." He began to sing in a totally not-awkward way. "Look how she lights up the sky, Ma Belle Evangeline..."
Carsen Darling (1:44:13 AM): "So far aboooove me yet I..know her heart belongs to only me" Ray continued as Carsen smiled thinking this was adorably sweet
Carsen Darling (1:44:31 AM): "J t'adore" Ray said
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:44:48 AM): "I adore you," Naveen turned to Carsen.
Carsen Darling (1:44:58 AM): "Je t'ame"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:45:39 AM): "I love you." he saw Carsen looking at him funny. "What? I am just translating!"
Carsen Darling (1:47:26 AM): "You're my queen of the night so still so bright to someone as beautiful as me" Ray continued to sing as Naveen grabbed her hand pulling her up Carsen pulled away "No, No..I-I don't dance" Carsen said softly as Naveen pulled her back into his arms she hopped to another lillypad turning her back to him, "I've never danced
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:48:54 AM): "If I can mince," Naveen smiled, "you can dance."
Carsen Darling (1:49:08 AM): SONG AND DANCE BREAK HERE
Carsen Darling (1:49:53 AM): "Love is beautiful...Love is wonderful...Love is everything do you agree? Mais oui!" Ray sang.
Carsen Darling (1:50:06 AM): Carsen looked into Naveen's eyes.
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:52:11 AM): Maybe I have found my own Evangeline, Naveen thought.
Carsen Darling (1:52:23 AM): -I say since patf is shorter than SP we have deleted scenes and what not-
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:52:32 AM): -Mkay-
Carsen Darling (1:53:31 AM): Carsen and Naveen leaned in as the song ended Carsen pulled away "Alison's getting herself one heck of a dance partner...w-we should probably get going." she said hopping off as Naveen looked dejected.
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:54:06 AM): (Enter Mama Odie?)
Carsen Darling (1:54:21 AM): Nah SP TEIM
Carsen Darling (1:54:27 AM): and then mama odieness
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:54:39 AM): In the hospital, the doctors and nurses were rushing around, panicking over Kenny. One doctor ran around in circles amidst the chaos, while a few others were actually trying.
"Load that IV with 70 cc's od sodium pentathol!"
"We've called the parents!"
"Oh shit dude!" Kyle fretted. "Now our moms are gonna find out we went to the Terrance and Phillip movie again!"
"A fate worse than death," Linda mumbled sickly, her hands folded at her waist.
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:54:50 AM): Moar chaos ensued.
Carsen Darling (1:55:26 AM): "Im sorry son" the doctor said to Kenny "But we have just replaced your heart with a baked potato...you now have 3 seconds to live" he continuied

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kyleroxmysox2010 (1:55:43 AM): "What?" Kenny exploded moments later.
Carsen Darling (1:55:51 AM): EXPLOSIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Carsen Darling (1:55:54 AM): KABOOOOOOOM
Carsen Darling (1:55:56 AM): MOOOOOOOOO
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:55:56 AM): "KENNYYYYY! NOOOOO!!!" Linda wailed, panicking.
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:56:09 AM): She hugged Kyle and cried.
Carsen Darling (1:56:26 AM): Kyle was blushing as he hugged Linda back.
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:56:43 AM): "Oh my god! THEY killed Kenny!" Stan shouted in horror.
Carsen Darling (1:57:40 AM): "You bastards!" Kyle shouted moments after
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:57:45 AM): "Damnit! It NEVER. GETS. ANY. EASIER." The doctor cried, pounding against the hospital bed. He got up casually and walked away, whistling.
"How compassionate!" Linda managed sarcastically,.
Carsen Darling (1:58:14 AM): "I bet him..he couldn't do it..I bet him one hundred bucks.." Cartman said softly.
Carsen Darling (1:58:27 AM): "Come on Cartman it's not your fault" Kyle said
Carsen Darling (1:58:48 AM): "No..I know I'm just fuckin stoked I dont have to pay him." Cartman said
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:58:50 AM): "You heartless bastard," Linda growled disbelievingly.
Carsen Darling (1:59:13 AM): "Oh thats just perfect he was your friend you fat fuck!" Kyle shouted as the moms stepped in.
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:59:23 AM): Linda shied away.
Carsen Darling (1:59:27 AM): "So boys you saw that movie again?" Sheila asked.
Carsen Darling (1:59:32 AM): everyone sighed and nodded
Carsen Darling (2:00:01 AM): "Well Kyle I have had it you are grounded for the next two weeks!"
Carsen Darling (2:00:14 AM): "You too Linda come on" Melissa said
Carsen Darling (2:00:21 AM): "Same goes for you Stanley!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:00:22 AM): Linda sighed but followed.
Carsen Darling (2:00:33 AM): "And you're grounded for three weeks Eric"
Carsen Darling (2:00:41 AM): "What thas fucking bullshit!"
Carsen Darling (2:00:59 AM): "WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WAS THAT WORD YOUNG MAN?!?"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:01:07 AM): PATF Tiem?
Carsen Darling (2:01:11 AM): YUZ
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:01:15 AM): Mkay
Carsen Darling (2:01:35 AM): Everyone was in Mama Odies house
Carsen Darling (2:03:00 AM): "We're so glad we found yyou Mama Odie Ray and Louis have been telling us all about you...we've been traviling quite a long way and you cant imagine what we've been through..and we..and we heard that you.." Carsen explained trailing off.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:04:24 AM): "Juju!" Mama Odie called. "Come on over here, you bad boy. Give a little suga' now. You just dooz your mama, don't you? Good to see you again, Ray."
Carsen Darling (2:04:57 AM): "You too mama odie!" Ray said cheerfully
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:05:13 AM): "How your grandmama?"
Carsen Darling (2:05:47 AM): "Oh she's fine got in a little trouble for flashin the neighbors again" Ray said as Carsen tried not to laugh at how wrong that sounded.
Carsen Darling (2:05:56 AM): -I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN HE SAID THAT-
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:06:03 AM): XD
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:06:19 AM): "Ouh! I like that gal's spunk!"
Carsen Darling (2:07:05 AM): "Mama Odie we don't want to take too much of your time." Carsen started as Mama odie held some dusty trinkets in her hand
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:07:26 AM): "You want some candies?" she offered.
Carsen Darling (2:07:54 AM): "Uhm...no not really." Carsen said.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:08:47 AM): "No, no thank you," Naveen added.
"Well now that's too bad. This is a special candy... Woulda' turn y'all human."
Carsen Darling (2:09:32 AM): "What! No No!" Carsen started freaking out with Naveen.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:10:20 AM): "I'm just messing with y'all!" Mama Odie laughed.
Carsen Darling (2:11:35 AM): Carsen sighed "How on earth did you know that we wanted to turn back.." Carsen trailed seeing Mama Odie had fallen asleep."great..just perfect" she mumbled.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:12:32 AM): "Juju!" She snapped awake. "Why didn't you tell me my gumbo was burnin'?" She stumbled to her gumbo pot.
Carsen Darling (2:13:33 AM): "You sure this is the right blind voodoo lady who lives in the boat in the tree in the bayou?" Louis asked as Ray nodded.
Carsen Darling (2:13:42 AM): "Pretty sure" he confirmed
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:14:13 AM): "I can't believe this," the old lady rambled on. "Got to do everythin' around here..."
Carsen Darling (2:14:48 AM): "Mama Odie if you.." Carsen started as she was fed Gumbo.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:15:15 AM): "Taste it," she told her.
Carsen Darling (2:16:12 AM): Carsen did so "It's good but it could be even better if you hit it hard with a couple shots of Tabasco." she advised
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:17:23 AM): "Juju!" The snake added a few drops of Tabasco. Mama Odie tasted it. "That's got some zydin' to it!" she exclaimed. "I guess that's just what we needed. Now, have you figured out what you need?"
Carsen Darling (2:18:34 AM): "Like you said Mama Odie...we need to be human" Carsen said gentley as she HA'D in her face Carsen trying not to fall into the gumbo Naveen caught her.
Carsen Darling (2:18:36 AM): SP TEIM?
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:19:04 AM): Mkay, I'm skipping teh Blame Canada and Going to Hell part cuz we gett the point X3
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:19:17 AM): The gang saw the parents parading around with their "Blame Canada" things. Linda facepalmed. "Oh God, they're not seriously doing this!"
They were at Stan's house, and Shelley was babysitting them.
"All right you turds, listen up," Shelley said with unmasked contempt. "Your moms are away at a meeting, and they put ME in charge of you. But you're still grounded, so you're not allowed to have any fun. Any questions?"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:19:40 AM): (You can be Stan, Kyle, and Terrance. X3)
Carsen Darling (2:19:46 AM): okai
Carsen Darling (2:20:38 AM): "Shelly where's the Clitoris?" Kyle and Stan asked at the same time.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:20:59 AM): She picked up a chair and smashed them both over the head, hard. They yelped in pain, and Shelley turned back to face the rest of them.
"Now you all just sit here and keep your mouths shut, while I go listen to my Britney Spears records." She disappeared up the stairs. Linda rolled her eyes.
"Talk about degrading the female population," she growled. Stan shushed her.
"... Okay it's clear," he confirmed. The TV flicked on and the five smiled, watching silently as Conan O Brien played on the screen.
"Our next guests have the number one movie in the world right now. Please welcome Terrance and Phillip!"
There were mixed boos and cheers in the audience. The five cheered as their idols walked on-screen.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:21:23 AM): "Hello, Conan!" Phillip greeted.
Carsen Darling (2:21:48 AM): "Hello Brooke Sheilds!" Terrance greeted
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:22:49 AM): "Guys, some people claim that your Canadian humor is nothing but immature fart jokes," Conan said.
"That;s not true," Phillip protested. "Take this classic Canadian joke for instance." They both put on fake moustaches. "Excuse me, Terrance."
Carsen Darling (2:23:34 AM): "Yes Phillip?" Terrance asked only to be farted on "Gosh-Darn it" he said laughing
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:23:41 AM): Cartman laughed, and the others joined in.
Carsen Darling (2:23:54 AM): "Good one Phillip" Terrance cheered
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:25:13 AM): "Cheers, fuckface!"
"Guys, you can't say that on TV..." Conan mumbled hesitantly.
"Now Terrance smells like my ass!" Phillip exclaimed, ignoring him. They laughed.
"I farted on te set of Black Lagoon once!" Brooke Sheilds interrupted. A good ten seconds passed by. Terrance slapped her.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:26:05 AM): "SO guys, does it make you nervoud to be in America?" Conan went on. "There are a lot of organizations here that want you arrested for destroying children."
"Oh, they's have to find us first."
"You're right. NOW!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:26:24 AM): A troop rushed in, follwed by the mothers. The troop surrounded Terrance and Phillip.
Carsen Darling (2:26:57 AM): "Terrance and Phillip Mothers against canada is placing you under citizen's arrest!"
Carsen Darling (2:27:04 AM): "Mom!" Kyle asked in shock
Carsen Darling (2:27:21 AM): "Dude what the hell is going on???" Stan asked in shock
Carsen Darling (2:28:20 AM): "We have a court order for your arrest" Sheila said.
"Phillip we've been ambushed!" Terrance said
"Here you go conan" Sheila said giving Conan a wad of cash.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:28:58 AM): Phillip pointed accusingly. "That little scrotum-sucker decieved us!" he turned to Conan. "You are a bad man!!!"
Carsen Darling (2:29:21 AM): "Don't listen to them conan!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:29:33 AM): "You loved our movie, Conan!" Phillip went on. "We watched it together!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:29:43 AM): "Remember? You laughed!"
Carsen Darling (2:29:53 AM): "What have I done!" Conan said committing suicide
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:30:04 AM): Linda gaped, horrified.
Carsen Darling (2:30:08 AM): "Holy crap!" Stan said
Carsen Darling (2:30:12 AM): Patf?
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:30:16 AM): Yuz
Carsen Darling (2:30:50 AM): "Well Miss Froggy? Do you understand what you need now child?" Odie asked
Carsen Darling (2:31:22 AM): "Yes I do! I need to dig a little deeper and work even harder to get my restaurant!" Carsen exclaimed as everyone deadpanned.
Carsen Darling (2:32:20 AM): "Well, if you swell on bein human theres only one way"Odie said as she chanted words in her gumbo Carsen looking at Alison "Ali...shes not a--"
Carsen Darling (2:32:32 AM): "Oh hush up and look at the gumbo" Odie said
Carsen Darling (2:33:07 AM): Carsen widened her blue eyes "Thats right...Big Daddy is king of the Mardi Gras parade...so that makes Lottie.."
Carsen Darling (2:33:11 AM): "A princess"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:33:43 AM): "Does that count?" Naveen asked hopefully.
Carsen Darling (2:34:44 AM): "Yes it does but only til midnight when Madi Gras is over..You only got til the end to get that princess to kiss ya once she does you both turn human" Odie said -Naveen said midnight im guessing-
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:35:36 AM): "Midnight?" Naveen repeated.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:36:56 AM): (To shorten the SP storyline, I'm cutting the parts without the living four XD)
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:37:05 AM): (If thats okay)
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:37:10 AM):
Carsen Darling (2:37:13 AM): "That dosen't give us much time at all." Carsen exclaimed.
"Oh Oh I want to be human too so I can play with the big boys I want fingers and toes and a belly button not the kind that sticks out but the kind that goes in" Louis said (what do you mean)

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Carsen Darling (2:37:23 AM): (OH so the satan parts?)
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:37:28 AM): (Yeah)
Carsen Darling (2:37:28 AM): (yeah good idea)
Carsen Darling (2:38:20 AM): "Well you dig a little deeper and you'll find everythin you need...Now go on you got a river boat to run here darlin yall best get to swimmin" Odie said
Carsen Darling (2:38:30 AM): "Wait...I got a better idea" Louis stated
Carsen Darling (2:38:33 AM): SP TEIM
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:39:20 AM): It was school a few days later. Mr. Garrison walked in to the room and, as usual, the pre=existing chattering died down.
"Hi, children," Garrison greeted. "Your mothers are making me throw away my lesson plan and teach theirs." Linda scowled at the news, but didn't speak up.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:39:30 AM): pre-existing*
Carsen Darling (2:40:45 AM): "Mr Garrison how come our moms arrested Terrance and Phillip?" Stan asked as the class agreed
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:41:17 AM): "Oh well, your moms are just upset," he said dismissively, turning to the board. "They're probably all on their periods or something..."
Carsen Darling (2:42:26 AM): "Mr Garrison" Gregory piped up "Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement" he continued.
Carsen Darling (2:42:39 AM): "Fuck you f*ggot" Kyle shot back.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:43:24 AM): Garrison turned back. "Kyle! You will not use a word like that again in my class! And as for you, Wendy.. I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. Anyways, children, let's start off with some vocabulary..." he started writing. Tha PA clicked on.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:43:54 AM): "Attention students, Mkay..."
Garrison looked at it, stopping mid-writing. "Oh, what now?!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:44:10 AM): "Come ot the gymnasium immediately for a special announcement, Mkay?"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:44:21 AM): The kids left their seats without waiting for the word of their teacher.
Carsen Darling (2:44:34 AM): "Whats going on?" Kyle asked
Carsen Darling (2:45:05 AM): "Chef Kyle and I cant find the clitoris...you have to help us" Stan said.
Carsen Darling (2:45:15 AM): -sorry-
Carsen Darling (2:45:16 AM): XD
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:45:19 AM): XD
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:45:22 AM): Its fine
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:45:46 AM): "Stan, the clitoris is a-" Chef started to explain, but Mackey interrupted him to begin the announcement.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:46:14 AM): "Please take your seats everyone, they're about to announce it, Mkay."
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:46:20 AM): THEY ANNOUNCED THE ATTACK AND WAR
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:46:28 AM): The crowd of students gasped.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:46:37 AM): Linda grabbed Kyle's hand instinctively.
Carsen Darling (2:46:45 AM): Kyle blushed
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:46:55 AM): Wendy cried to Gregory teh f*g.
Carsen Darling (2:47:48 AM): lawl
Carsen Darling (2:47:55 AM): Gregory filed his nails
Carsen Darling (2:47:56 AM): XD
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:48:14 AM): (XD) "Now it's time to send a message to Canadians," Clinton stated. "In two days' time the war criminals Terrance and Phillip will be executed."
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:48:25 AM): Linda gripped Kyle's hand tighter.
Carsen Darling (2:48:25 AM): OH NOEZ
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:48:28 AM): D8
Carsen Darling (2:49:16 AM): Kyle held her close
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:49:20 AM): "And now, I'd like to bring up my newly-appointed Secretary of Offence, Ms. Sheila Broflovski." Hostile gazes from everyone except his close friends shot to Kyle.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:49:31 AM): (You can do Sheila X3)
Carsen Darling (2:49:57 AM): "My fellow Americans our neighbor to the north has abused us for the last time!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:50:03 AM): "I have a plan to-" Clinton started.
Carsen Darling (2:50:14 AM): "Candadians want to--"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:50:32 AM): "As commander in chied-" Sheila slapped him away, off the screen. "Ow."
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:50:37 AM): chief*
Carsen Darling (2:51:37 AM): "Fight us because we wont tolerate their potty-mouths. Well if it is war they want then it shall be had!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:52:00 AM): "Dude, this is fucking weak," Cartman hissed.
"Terrance and Phillip are gonna die!" Linda fretted, having a panic attack.
"How can things be any worse?" Stan wondered. He probably shouldn't have asked.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:52:09 AM): PATF tiem
Carsen Darling (2:53:23 AM): okai
Carsen Darling (2:53:58 AM): Carsen and Naveen were on the riverboat as Louis was freaking out about guns.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:54:29 AM): -Ugh dude I'm gonna have to stop after this last PATF section, I'm exhausted D:. But we can finish tomorrow cuz I'm going home tomorrow.-
Carsen Darling (2:54:37 AM): Okai!
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:55:13 AM): The musicians went up to Louis. "Bam, that is one killer-diller costume!" one exclaimed.
"Hey Dale, can you blow that horn?" another asked.
Carsen Darling (2:55:33 AM): he played
Carsen Darling (2:55:56 AM): "Come on with us we play on mardi gras!" teh guy said as Louis left elated!
Carsen Darling (2:56:32 AM): "We can't miss this! Little Louis gonna finally play with the big boys." Ray shouted as he flew off.
Carsen Darling (2:56:57 AM): "Naveen..you coming?" Carsen asked softly as she smiled in his direction.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:57:28 AM): "I'll catch up with you later!" he called, looking away. As Carsen hopped off, he looked thoughtfully at an abandoned pearl and wire on the floor of the ship.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:57:32 AM): LATER OUTSIDE
Carsen Darling (2:58:30 AM):Ray was flying outside when he heard Naveen
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:58:36 AM): "Oh Evangeline," Naveen said in a pleading voice, "Why can't I just look Carsen in the eyes and say: I will do whatever it takes to make all your dreams come true, because..." He didn't see Ray coming up behind him. "Because I love you." he produced the ring to the sky.
Carsen Darling (2:59:14 AM): "WOA WOA WOA CAP YOU MAKIN GOO GOO EYES AT MY GIRL!" Ray shouted attacking Naveen.
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:59:40 AM): Naveen tried to defend himself. "No, no, I-!" Ray didn't seem to hear him.
Carsen Darling (2:59:56 AM): "IMMA MAKE SOME SHOES OUTTA YOU!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (2:59:59 AM): XD
kyleroxmysox2010 (3:00:26 AM): "Ray, I am not in love with Evangeline, I am in love with Carsen!" Naveen managed to say. Ray backed off.
Carsen Darling (3:01:03 AM): "I Knew it I knew It I knew it!" Ray squealed
kyleroxmysox2010 (3:01:35 AM): "I can no longer marry Miss Allison Le Bouff," Naveen said with determination.
Carsen Darling (3:01:56 AM): "You will be so happy together!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (3:02:07 AM): "I will find another way to get Carsen a restaurant..."
Carsen Darling (3:02:23 AM): "You're gonna have the cutest little tad poles"
Carsen Darling (3:02:27 AM): -WOAH XD-
kyleroxmysox2010 (3:02:29 AM): "I'll get a job, maybe two... Maybe three?"
kyleroxmysox2010 (3:02:33 AM): -XD ROFL-
Carsen Darling (3:02:57 AM): "I CANT WAIT TO TELL HER--" Ray shouted before being stopped by Naveen.
kyleroxmysox2010 (3:03:21 AM): "No, no, no," he protested gently. "I must tell her. Alone."
Carsen Darling (3:03:48 AM): "Riiight" Ray said.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:27:37 PM): The four (because Kenny died) kids were walking through the playground, none of them in the mood to toss a ball around or anything.
"Dude, I don't wanna be at war," Stan said nervously.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:27:59 PM): "Tell me about it," Linda agreed. "This had better not turn in to World War III or something."
Carsen Darling (12:28:22 PM): "You don't think they're really gonna kill Terrance and Phillip do you?" Stan asked
Carsen Darling (12:29:21 PM): "Kahl you need to stop being such a chickenshit and stand up to your mother you need to go up to her and smack her in the face and say, "Thats enough of your shit you fuckin bitch!"
Carsen Darling (12:29:39 PM): -no need for names we already know who THAT was-
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:29:42 PM): XD
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:30:01 PM): "Don't call my mom a bitch, Cartman!" Kyle shouted.
Carsen Darling (12:30:45 PM): "You guys this isnt helping we have to think here...what would Brian Boitano do?"
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:32:14 PM): "Yeah, what would Brian Boitano do?" Linda repeated. (Yes I stole Cartman's line, so shoot me. ) They all thought for a moment, spacing out.
"Hey, what's going on over there?" Kyle said abruptly, ending their thinking. They looked over to where Gregory teh fag stood on a soapbox, speaking political things.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:33:39 PM): "Your government is about to kill two Canadian citizens, an act condemned by the UN. Home of the free, indeed!" Gregory said skeptically. There was a pause.
"Let's play tetherball!" Clyde shouted. The rest of the kids cheered and followed him, uninterested in politics.
Carsen Darling (12:33:58 PM): LOL
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:34:04 PM): X3
Carsen Darling (12:34:24 PM): "YEAH!" the kids agreed
Carsen Darling (12:34:52 PM): "THIS IS ABOUT FREEDOM OF SPEECH! ABOUT CENSORSHIP! CANT YOU BE MORE LIKE GREGORY?"
Carsen Darling (12:35:08 PM): "No because then we would be f*gs" Clyde said simply
Carsen Darling (12:35:17 PM): "GREGORY IS NOT A F*G CLYDE!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:35:20 PM): Linda chuckled in to her hand.
Carsen Darling (12:36:39 PM): "Theres the girl that I like now it appears that she likes another guy it must because hes political and stuff I bet I could be Political too...just not f*ggy like him" Stan thought
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:36:50 PM): Stan was staring dreamily at Wendy again. Before Linda could elbow him, he snapped back to reality and smiled.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:36:50 PM): Wendy walked up to him.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:36:54 PM): "What do you think Stan?"
Carsen Darling (12:37:36 PM): "BLAUGKDJSNFKXDJHFJKDXNBFHJBDFHHHHHHHH"
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:37:45 PM): XD
Carsen Darling (12:37:48 PM): -that was the sound of throw up btw-
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:38:06 PM): -I guessed as much XD-

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Carsen Darling (12:38:18 PM): "Dammit!" Stan said lowering his head
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:38:21 PM): "Oh, GOD!" Wendy squealed, running off.
Carsen Darling (12:38:45 PM): "You gaiz this is all Kahl's mom's fault" Cartman said
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:39:02 PM): "Shut up Cartman!" Linda and Kyle chorused, though linda couldn't help but agree.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:39:09 PM): X3
Carsen Darling (12:39:36 PM): "Kahl'z mom is the one that started that damn club and all because shes a big fat stupid--" Cartman started
Carsen Darling (12:39:47 PM): "Don't say it Cartman!" Kyle warned
Carsen Darling (12:39:51 PM): "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL"
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:39:51 PM): Linda glared silently.
Carsen Darling (12:39:57 PM): "DONT DO IT!"
Carsen Darling (12:40:02 PM): "WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:40:05 PM): XD
Carsen Darling (12:40:06 PM): "IM WARNING YOU!"
Carsen Darling (12:40:15 PM): "Fine" cartman said walking off
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:40:22 PM): Linda maintained her glare as he walked away.
Carsen Darling (12:40:32 PM): "Im getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a--" Kyle said to Linda
Carsen Darling (12:40:42 PM): JUST THN CARTMAN POPPED BACK OUT OF BATSHIT NOWHERE
Carsen Darling (12:40:44 PM): AND SANG
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:40:45 PM): XD
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:40:49 PM): Linda tackled him.
Carsen Darling (12:41:07 PM): Cartman shut up and Sheila was standing behind him
Carsen Darling (12:41:12 PM): patf?
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:41:17 PM): Linda looked up. "Shit."
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:41:19 PM): NOW PATF
Carsen Darling (12:41:48 PM): this is teh dinner scene
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:41:53 PM): Yuz I remember
Carsen Darling (12:43:13 PM): Carsen was with Naveen before he told her she was showing her a surprize and she was wondering where he was taking her. "Where are you taking me?" she asked sweetly.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:44:09 PM): "Oh, I just wanted to show you a little something to celebrate our last night together as frogs." There was a table set up and it was all beautiful and such.
Carsen Darling (12:46:06 PM): Carsen looked up and gasped it was marvelous, beautiful Carsen tried not to cry tears of Joy as she clenched her heart "Oh...All my years...Nobodys ever done anything like this for me." she said softly as she looked over at Naveen stiffling a laugh as this hugeass Moth sat on him as a bow.
Carsen Darling (12:47:22 PM): lol
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:47:24 PM): Naveen looked embarrassed.
"I-it is too much, isn't it?" he stammered. "Um... Thank you, Bow," he whispered.
"I thought it was a nice touch," the moth mumbled as it flew away.
"Pretend you did not see that... Please, sit down."
Carsen Darling (12:48:00 PM): Carsen sat down as Naveen pulled out her chair quickly coming back with a surprize dish "Whats this?" she asked
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:48:24 PM): "Ta-da!" he said proudly, revealing minced fruit.
Carsen Darling (12:48:57 PM): "You minced!" she said obviously impressed
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:49:13 PM): "I did!" he responded, grinning proudly.
Carsen Darling (12:49:30 PM): Carsen smiled
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:49:58 PM): "You have had quite an influence on me," he continued. "Which is amazing, because I have dated THOUSANDS of women, and-"
Carsen Darling (12:50:17 PM): Carsen looked unimpressed now as she frowned
Carsen Darling (12:51:40 PM): (PROPOSAL FAIL)
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:51:48 PM): Naveen felt his heart drop. "No, like two, three... other women! A-and anyway, you could not be more different, you are practically... one of the guys..." He fumbled for the ring, then realized what he said. "No! You are not a guy! Let me begin again! Uh..." He tripped. "Ha... I am not myself tonight... Carsen! Sorry that was loud. This is a disaster..."
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:51:51 PM): (XD)
Carsen Darling (12:52:22 PM): Carsen giggled "No..It's cute" she said softly.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:52:37 PM): Naveen smiled at her. "Carsen... I..."
Carsen Darling (12:53:14 PM): Carsen saw the big building "There it is!" she exclaimed as she went to sit on the edge of the riverboat.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:53:27 PM): "Your restaurant?" Naveen followed her.
Carsen Darling (12:53:50 PM): "Oh can't you just picture it! All lit up like the forth of July"
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:54:07 PM): "Yes, Jazz pouring out of every window!" Naveen agreed with enthusiasm.
Carsen Darling (12:54:57 PM): "It should be elegant" Carsen informed
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:56:03 PM): "You should keep it loose, gotta let it swing," Naveen went on with her.
Carsen Darling (12:56:42 PM): "You know any good ukulele players?" Carsen asked
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:57:07 PM): "Really? You will let me perform?" Naveen asked excitedly.
Carsen Darling (12:57:40 PM): "I'll talk to the owner" Carsen said looking the other direction before looking to Naveen "Owner says yes!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:57:53 PM): Naveen laughed "Achindanza!"
Carsen Darling (12:58:38 PM): "Folks are gonna be coming together from all walks of life" Carsen said leaning on Naveen "Just to get a taste of our food" she continued softly.
kyleroxmysox2010 (12:58:58 PM): "Our food?" Naveen repeated, hope lighting his eyes.
Carsen Darling (1:01:54 PM): "Oh no my Daddy...He always wanted to open this restraunt" Carsen started before looking down "He died before he could see it happen...but tomorrow with your help" Carsen said looking into Naveen's eyes "Our dream is finally coming true" she finished
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:02:33 PM): "Tomorrow?" Naveen repeated questioningly.
Carsen Darling (1:03:19 PM): "If I don't deliver that money first thing tomorrow...I lose this place forever" she said sadly.
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:04:48 PM): "Carsen, I love..." Naveen started, but lost his courage. "... The way you light up when you talk about your dream. A dream that... it is so beautiful, I... I promise..." He looked her in the eyes. "I will do whatever it takes to make it come true."

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Carsen Darling (1:05:28 PM): "PORT OF NEW ORLEANS ALL ASHORE!" some guy we dont care about yelled in the background.
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:06:11 PM): "I... I will go round up the boys," Naveen mumbled sadly. He left.
Carsen Darling (1:07:07 PM): "Evangeline...I-Ive always been so sure about what I wanted but now...what do I do...please tell me." Carsen said softly.
Carsen Darling (1:07:14 PM): SP TEIM
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:07:38 PM): The people were burning Canadian stuff. The four were watching in horror.
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:08:18 PM): "We must rid ourselves of anything Canadian!" Sheila yowled with authority.
"Down with Canada!" some guy added.
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:08:39 PM): "It's bullcrap!" Clyde walked up to burn the Terrance and Phillip dolls he had.
Carsen Darling (1:09:25 PM): "Dude you dont like T&P anymore!" Stan asked bewildered
Carsen Darling (1:09:48 PM): "Course not my mommy says I hate canadians now because they made me have a dirty mouth"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:11:52 PM): Cartman entered. "Hey dudes," he greeted morosely.
Carsen Darling (1:13:29 PM): -LOL-
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:13:35 PM): X3
Carsen Darling (1:13:45 PM): "Whats up Cartman?" Stan asked
Carsen Darling (1:14:01 PM): "It's this V-chip I cant say any dirty words"
Carsen Darling (1:14:12 PM): "Really so you cant say fuck?" Kyle asked
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:14:23 PM): "No..." he responded sadly.
Carsen Darling (1:14:31 PM): "And you cant say shit?
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:14:40 PM): "No..." He sounded even more depressed.
Carsen Darling (1:15:03 PM): "And you cant say I'm Eric Cartman the fattest fucking piece of shit in the world?"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:15:19 PM): "Fuck you!" He was shocked and stumbled away for a moment. "AH!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:17:52 PM): "Dude, sweet!" Kyle said exuberantly.
"Come on guys," Stan said firmly. "This has gone far enough. It's time we talked to our moms." He stepped forward, but Kyle stopped him.
Carsen Darling (1:18:12 PM): "We're supposed to be grounded in our rooms!"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:18:39 PM): "Come on, Kyle," Stan said firmly. "It's time for us to get political." They walked forward.
Carsen Darling (1:19:14 PM): "Canada will no longer corrupt our children!" Sheila shouted.
Carsen Darling (1:19:22 PM): "Mom can I talk to you for a second?"
Carsen Darling (1:19:42 PM): "Kyle what are you doing here you are grounded now get back to your room and stay there!"
Carsen Darling (1:19:50 PM): "You too Linda" Melissa said
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:20:02 PM): Linda gritted her teeth and turned to follow Kyle.
Carsen Darling (1:20:33 PM): "Mom we think you're going too far you can't kill Terrance and Phillip!"
Carsen Darling (1:20:42 PM): "WE MUST FIGHT FOR CHILDREN'S FUTURES!"
Carsen Darling (1:21:05 PM): "You started a war you have to stop it!"
Carsen Darling (1:21:13 PM): "TO MAKE THEM SAFE AGAIN!"
Carsen Darling (1:21:19 PM): "Hello?" Stan said
Carsen Darling (1:21:27 PM): "OUR CHILDREN ARE PRECIOUS!"
Carsen Darling (1:21:32 PM): "Heloooooo?"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:21:40 PM): (XD That's even more funny typed out)
Carsen Darling (1:21:45 PM): "forget it lets go" Kyle said walking off
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:21:51 PM): Linda sighed and followed him.
Carsen Darling (1:22:42 PM): "Told you mom wouldn't listen"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:22:44 PM): "Well, then, we're just going to have to save Terrance and Phillp ourselves!" Stan said.
"What?!" Kyle and Cartman chorused.
Carsen Darling (1:23:36 PM): "Think about it you guys..what would Brian Boitano do? He'd figure out a way to rescue Terrance and Phillip before they're executed!"
Carsen Darling (1:23:59 PM):"We can't do anything our mom's organization is too strong!" Kyle said
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:24:03 PM): Linda nodded.
Carsen Darling (1:24:27 PM): "Well then we'll round up all the grounded kids in town and start our own organization to help saveT&P"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:24:30 PM): "Hey yeah! Our own secret club!" Cartman said with excitement.
Carsen Darling (1:24:40 PM): "I guess it could work" Kyle said
Carsen Darling (1:24:46 PM): "We have to try"
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:24:49 PM): <ENTAR SONG>
Carsen Darling (1:24:49 PM): ENTER SONG
Carsen Darling (1:24:52 PM): NANANANANANANAAAAAAAAAA
kyleroxmysox2010 (1:24:54 PM): XD