Pink Eye 2: The Evolution

[Mutt]

Pink Eye 2: The Evolution

(Notes: This is the PE2 I had on Fanfiction.net , it was going fine until a few people complained how Stan & Kyle were OOC by being mean to Kenny. There are so many instances where they just don't care what happens to Kenny so to me its not that far fetched that there are probably times when they are mean to Kenny but hey what can ya do? I may or may not re-write PE2 so it is more "Fanfiction.net compatable but we'll see. )

It was another weekend in South Park, Colorado and as usual every student was making plans on how to spend it. It was the weekend of Stan’s birthday and his parents agreed that he could have a sleep over party. He had invited every fourth grade boy in the class except one. Noticeably Stan and the others had been treating Kenny like shit and slowly but surely pushing him out of their hang out cast. It was just another reminder to Kenny when he realized everyone had an invitation...except him.

Kenny approached Stan who was near the lockers with Kyle, Cartman, and Butters. They were all talking about the party until he showed up. “Hey…Stan…I just talked to Mutt he has an invitation but I don’t what’s up with that?”

“Oh…Kenny…yeah…you see…uh…my mom thinks you’re too much of a pervert. So I couldn’t invite you sorry…” Stan replied coldly.

"But John's an even BIGGER pervert and he's invited!" Kenny said defensively

“Yeah well you’re old news, besides you’re also a poor fuck! “ Cartman yelled

"Fuck you, I wasn't even talking to you Cartman!" Kenny turned back to Stan, "I haven't even done anything to your mom! Half the other kids try to look down her shirt all the time!"

“….yeah…well….” Stan tried to come up with something when Cartman did for him

“We don’t want you at the party poor shit!” Cartman shouted

"Fine! I'll... I'll go have my own party!" Kenny replied, his feelings hurt but he didn’t show it.

That’s when one of only a few people to even acknowledge Kenny anymore, Mutt walked up. “Hey Kenny what’s up?”

Kevin and John are talking not too far.

Before Kenny could reply he was interrupted

“Hi Mutt, going to the party right?” Kyle asked him, right in front of Kenny. “It’s going to be pretty sweet.”

Mutt had his arms folded with an irritated expression. “….No…not unless you invite my best friend.” He replied

“….pffft Kenny is your best friend? Wow did you get gyp.” Cartman insulted

That’s when Kenny walked away trying his best to hide his hurt feelings.

“Grrr he’s a great best friend. He maybe poor, and perverted but he’s loyal and true. “Mutt said in defense of his buddy.

“Yeah well we’re not inviting him…he’s just…worthless..” Kyle replied

“You know what Kyle being a Jew and be insulted so many times by Cartman I though you’d sympathize but I guess not I guess you’re just as heartless as fat ass is. “ Mutt replied as he went off to find Kenny.

“Kenny? Where’d ya go?” Mutt asked as he searched for his best friend. He kept walking until he heard something coming from a behind a closed door that led into a small room. It sounded like soft, muffled, crying. “Kenny? “ He asked that’s when the weeping stopped.

“Who is it?! What the hell do you want??” The voice asked angrily

“It’s Mutt, I was just checking on you…Are you ok dude?”

"Yeah, never better." The voice replied sarcastically. “Everything’s fucking great!”

“Can I come in?” Mutt asked as he tried to turn the knob but found that Kenny had locked it from the inside.

“…I don’t feel like company right now…” Kenny replied

“Awh come on Kenny don’t give me that, I know you need a friend right now…” Mutt said.

Kenny unlocked the door; Mutt went inside and closed the door. He found an upset Kenny wiping his eyes. “Dude why do you take shit from them like that?” Mutt asked

"They're my friends..." Kenny replied

“Well they’re not treating you like you’re their friend….they been avoiding you, insulting you, not inviting you to parties….some friends.” Mutt told him “You deserve better then them.”

Kenny gave no response.

“I mean all the shit you’ve done for them you deserve an army of friends they’re not treating you like a friend they’re treating you like a parasite.” Mutt told him

Kenny continued to be silent

“….Kenny..? Are you going to say anything?” Mutt asked

"...What should I say?" Kenny asked “...Maybe I am a parasite…maybe I deserved to be treated like shit.”

“Don’t ever think that Kenny you are not nor have you ever been a parasite and you deserve to be treated with respect!” Mutt told him.

Kenny just staid silent when they heard the end of the day bell ring, the rustling of kids stampeding in the hallway to leave went past us. They could hear the three walking past and talking.

“Inviting the poor shit to your sleep over ha! That worthless crap what’s he done for us?!” Cartman said

“Don’t worry I’m not letting him in my party, besides he’ll die anyway as usual.” Stan replied

“Yeah it’s better if we left him out.” Kyle added

Mutt could see tears forming in Kenny’s eyes. “Kenny?” He asked.

“I thought they were my friends….” Kenny replied in a soft whisper as a tear ran down his face.

“Kenny it’ll be ok…I’m still your friend. I’m still here for you.” Mutt said as he wrapped an arm around Kenny.

Kenny sniffled a bit as he tried to wipe away his tears. “They’re a bunch of assholes…” He said trying his best not to cry anymore.

“Yeah I know…you know we don’t need them we can have our own party….if you want…” Mutt offered “We can find John and Kevin and do something…What do you say?" Mutt asked him.

"...I-I guess." Kenny replied wiping his eyes some more.

“Here…” Mutt offered him a tissue box from the front desk

Kenny grabbed a few tissues to dry his tears.

“Better?” Mutt asked him

“Yeah…for now…” Kenny replied “...And thanx.”

“No problem, buddy. Let’s go see what John and Kevin are up to.” Mutt told him as they left the room.

John and Kevin weren't far, by their lockers, talking about Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Wesley Crusher really isn't all that bad." John said.

Mutt and Kenny walk up. Kenny still using a tissue to rub his eye.
“Hey guys what’s up?” Mutt greeted them.

"Nothing much." Kevin said, "Whoa, what's up with Kenny?"

“His so called friends ditched him and pretty much think of him as worthless crap.” Mutt told them

"That sucks ass." Kevin said.

“Yeah Stan didn’t even invite him to his birthday party but those assholes had the audacity to ask if I was going right in front of him. I’m not going.” Mutt grumbled

"Me neither." Kevin said.

"I said yeah, but I probably won't go if you guys aren't." John said, "Looking down Mrs. Marsh's shirt isn't as fun when there's nobody to brag to."

“You guys don’t have to miss the party just because of me….I’m just a piece of shit..” Kenny told them.

"Don't you dare say that, Kenny! You kick ass!" John said, "You're like, the only person in school who's really smart about relationships and stuff."

"Yeah, you give great advice, too." Kevin said

“Yeah don’t believe what those assholes say about you! You’re the best friend I ever had seriously! “Mutt added

"Why don't we have our own party? I can even try to rope more people in. Red has connections." Kevin said, speaking once again of his everything-but-romantic friendship with Red.

“That’s what I said! Come on party at my place!” Mutt said

"I'll go invite people!" Kevin said, running over to Red. John rolled his eyes.

Kevin came back quickly, "Red and Pip are coming. Everyone else is," cue air quotes, "Busy."

“Really you guys would miss Stan’s birthday for me?” Kenny asked

“Of course Kenny we’d never abandon you, right guys?” Mutt asked John and Kevin

"Right! John and Kevin both replied.

“Thanks you guys, you really are my closest friends.” Kenny told them.

The four met up with Pip and Red and they left the school and walked up to the bus stop where Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Butters were still standing and talking about Stan’s party.

“This is going to be so kick ass, dude! Wait till you see the present I got you!” Kyle exclaimed

“Yeah I’ll see you guys tonight I have to go help my mom set up the games and movies and stuff.” Stan replied. That’s when the four saw us.

“Hey guys you’re coming too right? I’m getting an ice cream birthday cake; I know you love ice cream cake.” Stan tempted us. “It’s an Oreo cake too.”

“Me too??” Kenny asked excitedly thinking that maybe Stan had changed his attitude.

“Except Kenny…sorry dude.” Stan added

“Awww…” Kenny replied as he looked at the ground.

“Yeah you poor shit we already told you we weren’t inviting you didn’t we?” Cartman sneered as he got into Kenny’s face.

Mutt pushed himself between Kenny and Cartman and got into fat ass’ face.

“Hey don’t insult my best friend like that you fat fuck!!” Mutt threatened as he growled in Cartman’s face.

“Fuck you dog boy, I’ll kick your ass!!” Cartman replied

“Mutt, please I don’t want to start anything.” Kenny told him

“But him and you’re “friends” are treating you like worthless shit.” Mutt replied “Defend yourself, Kenny!”

“He won’t because he’s a pussy! If we want to treat him like shit we will and we can because that’s what he is, a piece of shit!” Cartman replied

Kenny glared a bit but didn’t say a thing as he was too hurt inside to try to.

“YOU ASS!!!” Mutt yelled as he was ready to fight Cartman.

“Mutt stop…” Kenny told him “..let’s just go…please…” he added

“Fine, you got lucky this time fat ass. And no, Stan I don’t care if you had a hundred Oreo cakes unless ALL my friends can go I’m not going. “Mutt replied

“Same here, besides your mom’s boobs are boring.” John added
As they were ready to leave Cartman stepped in front of Kenny.

“What?! Can’t face me ya poor shit?!” Cartman insulted as he got into Kenny’s face again.

“I’m not going to fight you fat ass leave me the hell alone.” Kenny told him. Just as he was about to walk away Cartman shoved him.

“HA! You pussy, I know you were too weak!!” Cartman sneered as he shoved Kenny again.

“Cartman fuck off!!” Kenny yelled

“What’s wrong, fucktard? Fight me!” Cartman replied

“Leave him alone Cartman!!” Mutt yelled

Through all the commotion of Cartman threatening Kenny, and Mutt and John defending him, no one saw the oncoming Mac truck barreling down the street. And that’s when Cartman shoved Kenny again this time however right into the path of the truck.

“KENNY LOOK OUT!!” Mutt, John, Kevin, Pip, & Red all yelled but it was too late and the truck hit Kenny head on, killing him instantly. The impact forced his body to roll over onto the other side of the road where it finally came to rest in a large pot hole filled with a brown sludge like liquid. Like a sponge the open wounds on Kenny’s corpse absorbed the fluid sending it the blood stream.

“Yep died as usual….so useless. “ Stan commented

Cartman just laughed his ass off. “See you in hell poor shit! “

“Let’s go already I have to go get washed up before I can go to the party.” Kyle added as the four left.

"Fuck you Cartman! And fuck you Stan! And fuck you, too, Kyle!" John was unusually Cartman-like as he flipped all three off, Kevin, Red and Pip in turn trying to stop him in that order

Mutt ran over to Kenny’s lifeless body “Kenny? Buddy?” He asked trying to get a response by now he and the others knew that Kenny could come back from the dead as if nothing happened. But they never knew how long it quite took sometimes he would come back in seconds sometimes he would take a week.

Mutt sighed as he lifted the corpse out of the hole and on to his shoulders. Neither unaware nor caring about the blood and sludge getting all over him. He carried the dead Kenny to meet up with their small gang.

“We’ll bring him to my place and set up “a we’re happy to be you’re friend” party for him. Hopefully he’ll come to and we can still have our party what do you say?”

"Sure!" Kevin said. John nodded, but was still pissy at the others.

"Eho! That would be splendid." Pip clapped.

“I don’t know how they can be so heartless….” John commented

“He genuinely cares about them so much and yet they don’t return the favor…” Kevin added

“The noblest chap anyone could ever have and they treat him like rubbish.” Pip said

“Yeah those assholes don’t deserve a friend like Kenny…” Red added

“And yet he doesn’t even say one bad thing about them. “Mutt said as they began to walk over to Mutt’s house.

“Ok, when we get to my place someone order a large pizza or two and order some soda with it too cause I don’t have enough food or drinks for six people. Who’s going to do that?” He asked as they reached Mutt’s front door.

"I'll do it!" John volunteered.

Red was staying close by Mutt, Kenny and Kevin. Pip was a wee bit behind.

“Ok good…that’s taken care of then. We may also need some movies if you don’t like the ones I have.” Mutt added as he struggled to reach the door knob without dropping Kenny. “Can someone please open the door?”

“I got it.” Kevin said as he opened the door.

“Thanks.” Mutt said as he walked into the house, the others followed from behind. “Someone bring me a towel…Kenny’s covered in something…”

“I’ll go get one.” Pip offered as he went to grab a towel

“Eeck it’s all slimy…” Kevin commented “What is it?”

“I have no idea but I wouldn’t touch it…” Mutt replied “What do you think it is John? “

"Hmmm... I can't put my finger on it... but I know..." John said, examining it.

“Here you go chap.” Pip said as he came back with the towel.

“Thank you Pip.” Mutt said as he as he took the towel and wiped off the slimy substance off of the dead Kenny and laid him on the couch. “Well it’s probably nothing more then the crap that leaks out of any car; it was a big ass pot hole.”

John nodded 'no' - that simply wasn't an acceptable answer.

"Well what else could it be?" Mutt asked

“The goop’s still on the towel. “ Kevin said “Want to look at it?”

“I’d known this stuff anywhere….Mephesto!!” John exclaimed

“Of course!” Kevin replied
“What does Mephesto have to do with this?” Mutt asked

"Alphonse must've had a leak of some kind. This liquid is definitely his!" John said.

Kevin nodded, "No doubt about it. This is one of Mephisto's crazy experiments. God knows what it's doing to poor Kenny..."

That’s when Kenny’s body began to stir. After an hour life was returning to him. Every open wound and bruise on the corpse healed up and every bone cracked as the body reshaped itself; it was a normal coming back to life show. Kenny slowly opened his eyes to find himself on Mutt’s couch.

“Ugh where the fuck am I?” Kenny asked still dazed as he sat up.

They all stared at Kenny

“Kenny! You’re back, hey buddy you got hit by a truck. We brought you back to my place so you had a more comfortable place to recover.” Mutt told him as he sat next to Kenny.

“Yeah, you feeling alright?” Kevin asked him "Anything out of the usual from your normal dying and coming back?"

"Everything in-tact?" Red asked, not as familiar with his deaths as them.

“Yeah….I have this slight headache but I sometimes get those after reviving. “Kenny replied as he stretched a bit and cracked his neck making sure everything is fit and in place.

"Well he seems to be fine, we can continue on with our pizza party then.” Mutt said “We're having a pizza party just for you. How's that sound?" Mutt asked Kenny

“For me? Wow no one’s ever thrown a party for me…though my parents have tried.” Kenny replied

“Yeah John still has to order the pizzas though. “ Mutt said

“Ooh I want pepperoni!” Kevin yelled

“Kevin let Kenny decide first…what kind of topping or toppings would you like Kenny?” Mutt asked, since no one ever asks Kenny what he wants.

“Umm…” Kenny’s stomach growls a bit. “Meat…anything meat and lots of it….please...” He said almost drooling

“…I guess that’s one large meat lovers.” Kevin said “Might need another towel.”

“He seems awfully hungry.” Red comments

“Well he’s poor; he hardly gets any real good food…” Kevin replies “Can’t say I blame him, you writing this down John. One large meat lover’s pizza, better get one plain cheese, and whatever you want.”

"Got it." John said, writing

“And coke we need coke at least three bottles.” Mutt added

“Mutt, he’s calling Pizza Shack, not a meth lab.” Red smirked

“…you know I mean soda…” Mutt responded

John ordered the pizza and soda and 20 minutes later it was delivered luckily they decided on two large meat lovers and two plain cheeses, because Kenny suddenly wanted one whole meat lover’s pizza to himself.

“Woa Kenny aren’t you going to share??” Red asked

“Yeah don’t be like fat ass….” Kevin added

“I’m sorry but I have a hunger for meat…” Kenny said as he snatches the box and starts to walk away with it.

“….that’s quite odd…” Pip noted “Is Kenny normally that selfish?” He asked the others

“Usually he’d rather starve before taken all the food…well maybe his family was dried up of food this week. Let him eat the whole pie probably more then what his other” friends” even offer him.” Mutt replied

Kenny sat down on the couch with the whole pizza box and opened it up. Instead of just eating the pizza as it were he was picking at the pieces of meat and though he ate them, he seemed rather displeased. “This meat sux..”

“Something wrong Kenny? “ Mutt asked as he sat next to him

“Kind of this meat’s not as fresh as I’d hope.” Kenny replied

"...Seems pretty fresh to me." Kevin commented

“Well maybe it is a tad dry I guess but it’s pretty fresh….” Mutt stopped and stared a bit at Kenny’s mouth, he was sure that Kenny’s teeth were growing ever so slightly. He shook his head in disbelief perhaps it was just in his mind. “Huh…that’s weird…”

Kenny noticed Mutt staring “What’s up, dude?” he asked

“…I’m not sure….” Mutt replied as he tried not to stare. “You feeling alright Kenny?”

“Didn’t we already go through with asking Kenny if he was alright?” Kevin asked John.

John nodded.

“I think so…” Kenny suddenly stopped in the middle of his sentence, his eyes widened as his stomach growled loud enough for everyone to hear, his hunger was stronger then before. He groaned slightly.

“Kenny?” Mutt asked him in a concerned tone.

“Something’s quite not right here.” Kevin commented

Kenny’s growling stomach soon began to roar, his hunger was growing, as well as his teeth as Mutt had realized. Mutt watched as Kenny’s teeth literally morphed into a larger, sharper, and more robust tooth his jaws were beginning to take shape more of that of a carnivorous animal then a human’s. Kenny then began to snarl at first his observers thought it was his stomach again but this time it was coming from his mouth.

“I agree Kevin, something is very wrong here.” John replied

“Kenny what’s the matter?” Mutt asked trying to snap his buddy out of it but Kenny pushed him off as he got up. He let out an undead roar as a very powerful primal hunger for living flesh surged through his mind. Whatever was in the sludge was very strong and very reactive.

“HOLY SHIT!!!” Everyone screamed, even Pip.

“I NEED MEAT FRESH MEAT NOW!!!” Kenny growled his words through his teeth.

Everyone just stared terrified…

“What do you think of this John?” Kevin asked silently

“I have a thought but I’m hoping it’s not true…” John replied
“Oh no…” Kenny then said suddenly realizing what was happening to himself. He growled as undead instincts were kicking in and he was suddenly starving for fresh live meat.

“Kenny??” Mutt asked again as he tried to approach Kenny put his hand up.

“Please stay away from me….I….I got to go…” Kenny said as he quickly ran out of the house and into the night.

[Mutt]

Everyone just stood there in shock not exactly sure what just happened or what to do next.

“So…is this normal for Kenny?” Red asked

“Hell no! Did you see that his teeth grew in to… in to hyena teeth!!!” Mutt exclaimed. “What the fuck just happened??”

“It had to have been that stuff that he fell in. Whatever it was is coursing through his blood stream and causing a reaction.” John replied

“Well what do we do now??” Kevin asked

“I’m going to go find Kenny!!” Mutt yelled as he ran towards the door but John stopped him

“Mutt we have no idea what that chemical has done to Kenny but we’ve seen him morph into something extremely dangerous. He’s not thinking like normal Kenny would there’s no telling what he’d do.” John warned

“But he’s my buddy; I need to know if he’s ok.” Mutt replied

“I know, I know but first we have to know what we’re dealing with. We need to go to Mephesto that is where that sludge came from.” John replied

Mutt thought about it for a while, he knew John was right. “Fine…”

“We might need a sample of that crap. “ Red said

“The towel, we used to dry Kenny off with still has some of that stuff on it!” Kevin replied as he picked up the towel which still had some of the sludge clinging to it.

“Perfect! Let’s hurry!” John commanded

“Righty O!” Pip replied

And with that the small crew left Mutt’s house for Mephesto’s lab all the way up on the hill.

Meanwhile Kenny was stalking the neighborhood; his hunger for flesh was now very strong and urgent. His instincts had blinded his mind and just about all thoughts except for his thirst for blood. He found himself actually sniffing the air trying to track down a victim; his hunger was leading him straight to Stan’s house.

At Stan’s they were partying unaware of the danger they were in, at least trying to party.

“Wow awesome party Stan!! Your mom always throws the best sleep over parties!” Clyde commented

“Thanks dude” Stan replied
Sharon walked over “Ok Stan you kids don’t stay up too late. Say Stanley where’s your other friend you hung out with?” She asked him, turns out she was just fine with Kenny being at the sleep over.

“Oh Kenny? Well he couldn’t make it mom. “Stan lied

“Oh what a shame, anyway there’s leftover pizza if you get hungry, plenty of movies don’t make too much noise and yeah I’m going to bed now you’re in charge now Stan.” Sharon said as she went upstairs.

“Ok Mom!” Stan replied

“Good thing you didn’t invite that asshole, Kenny. Pfft such a loser.” Clyde commented

“Hey Clyde, don’t talk about Kenny that way you dick!” Stan replied, turns out he’s been feeling guilty.

“Well why not I mean you do it all the time and right to his face. “Clyde commented

“It’s different coming from you…..or not…”Kyle replied

“Oh don’t tell me you suddenly care about that poor shit.” Clyde said as he drank some of his soda. It’s not like he means anything to you.”

“He does too you fucker!” Cartman replied(yes even Cart cares) “Stop talking about our friend like that or we’re kicking you out!”

“Make me!!” Clyde threatened with that Cartman picked Clyde up , Kyle opened the door and Stan just waved.

“Bye asshole have a nice night!” Stan said as Cartman shoved Clyde outside. Kyle closed the door.

“Fine you asswhipes see I if I care!!” Clyde remarked unaware he was being watched.

Back inside the boys were talking amongst themselves

“Can you believe that bastard talking about Kinny like that?!” Cartman said

“Yeah what a dick!” Kyle replied “Of course we’ve been a dick to him too.”

“Yeah….you know maybe it wouldn’t have hurt to invite him to my party….poor Kenny I wonder where he is now.” Stan said that’s when they heard Clyde yelling from outside.

“PLEASE DON’T HURT ME!! HELP ME !!! AAAAHHH!!!!” Clyde’s screams where muffled by the sounds of a fierce attack and a roar in a quick moment the beast had silenced Clyde and drug him off to eat.

“What the hell was that?!” Kyle asked as him and everyone else was listening.

“I…I don’t know…” Stan replied

“Well check it out, dude!!” Kyle told him

“No way dude you open!” Stan responded

“Dude don’t be such a wuss, Stan!!” Cartman insulted

“Well then YOU open it!!” Stan told him

“Hell no, besides it’s your house and your mom put YOU in charge.” Cartman replied

“Urgh mother fucker! “ Stan cursed as he slowly opened the door, they all peered out to find nothing except for a puddle of blood at the doorstep and a trail following it.

“Holy shit!!!” Kyle let out “What happened?!”

“Guys where’s Clyde???” Stan asked “He couldn’t have left that fast!”

“Maybe we better go back inside.” Kyle said

“Good idea…”Stan replied as he closed the door at that time they heard a deep growling coming from outside. They dared not to open the door.

Meanwhile back with the other group, they had made it to Mephesto’s lab and were knocking on his door.

“Are you sure you trust him? He’s a tad crazy sometimes.” Red asked

“Well he’s our only hope, he’s the only one who knows what this crap is. “ John replied when Mephesto opened the door

“Oh hello, how can I help you boys…*sees Red* and girl?” The scientist asked

“Mephesto we have a real problem” John told him

“Yeah, earlier today Kenny died as usual…” Kevin was explaining when Mephesto interrupted

“My goodness he didn’t come back??!” He asked

“Oh yeah he came back but before he came to he landed in a pothole filled with this nasty ass sludge that his body absorbed. We believe the sludge is a run off from your lab. “John replied

“And just to make sure we brought the towel we used to dry Kenny off with. It still has the residue. “Kevin added as he gave Mephesto the towel.

Mephesto took the towel and did a quick look over of the stuff clinging to the towel. “Oh dear….this can’t be good... let me run a quick scan to confirm what I hope isn’t true.”

The scientist went back into the lab the others followed. Mephesto careful removed a sample from the towel and placed it under a microscope and examined it. “Yep just what I was afraid.”

“What is it?” Red asked

Kevin (the little monkey guy) appeared next to Mephesto. “Kevin go get me the bottle labeled PE-X “ He told the weird guy.

“Ok now there are too many Kevins” Red noted

The monkey guy walked off for a minute and came back with a large tube with the label on it. Inside was a dark greenish- brownish sludge like liquid that was identical to the stuff Kenny fell into.

“Damn it I was sure I had this stuff contained, this children is mutated zombie DNA.” Mephesto explained to us
“What?! “ Mutt asked “Kenny’s a zombie?!”

“Again….this is the second time as I call. “ Pip replied

“How did you get a hold of zombie DNA?” Kevin asked

“Well as the French kid said there was a zombie pandemic once before way in 1997 when worchesire sauce mixed with Kenny’s embalming fluid. Turns out that’s the quickest way to make a zombie, for reasons classified I wanted to obtain undead DNA. I wanted to get a pure sample and let’s say I was able to get hold of part of the original zombie…” Mephesto explained

“The original zombie? That was Kenny wasn’t it?” Red asked

“Kenny’s own DNA???” John asked “But how...”

“And I’m not French…you see I...” Pip tried to explain but was interrupted.

“You see when Kenny was a zombie he was decaying at a good rate and he had lost an arm. Kevin here snatched the arm and brought it back here where I extracted the undead DNA make up and preserved and cloned it. Turns out that the DNA can be easily copied and so I made dozens of em. I had experimented with it, again reasons are classified but I had mixed copies of the genetic material with various substances, chemicals, and other genetic material. I would then inject them into lab rats; for the most part the DNA didn’t change or changed very little as the rats would just be normal low level zombies. They were brain hungry and yet stupid, weak and slow moving. But then one day I mixed the DNA with a concoction of the original recipe Worcheshire sauce and embalming fluid and then I added an extra highly reactive, extremely rare chemical known as Kirasothis (made up lol). I first noticed the change when the sludge gave off a glow when I first made it, the glow left once it had cooled. I injected it in a rat and it mutated significantly.” Mephesto said as he led us to a tank with a rather large rat.

The rat had overgrown teeth, his eyes looked as if they were rolled into the back of his head, and blood and guts were all over his mouth and not to mention his rather plump stomach.

“Holy shit….” Mutt commented

“Yes you see the DNA had mutated the rat to a much higher level zombie, it is a much more aggressive, more savage, more blood hungry, a more cunning, more agile and way more powerful then the average zombie. You see it had evolved into something much more dangerous. The rat’s teeth grew very strong and sharp, his senses are much more heightened and he also grew more voracious as he attacked anything I threw in here with him. Watch…” Mephesto said as he grabbed another rat and tossed it in.

In no time the larger rat cornered the other one and with a snarl it attacked the other rodent and killed it and just as fast devoured it as if it were starving despite that its stomach told other wise.

“….is that going to be us?!??!!” Kevin asked

“Well if the mixture has the same effect on Kenny as it did the rat I’m afraid so. And this rat had been injected a week ago and I noticed with each passing minute with being infected the rat become more and more undead like he became more voracious, more aggressive, his eyes become glassed over before they rolled into the back of his head, and he started to show signs of decay. I also noted that he became physically more powerful in strength he was able to over power other rats and other prey with no problems at all. On top of that well I discovered he’s virtually immune to any weapons, watch…” Mephesto said as he grabbed a knife he whacked the rat on the head with it. Which should have killed him on the spot but instead the rat brushed it off and continued looking for its next meal.

“If a knife couldn’t kill that infected rat there’s no telling how powerful Kenny could get….” John commented

“So how did the chemical end up in the pothole???” Mutt asked

“Well I threw it out as I saw the experiment as a failure; even though I successfully mutated the DNA the rat only has one ass. I mean can you imagine that? All that work for one ass I was hoping for three at the most. I threw it out in a strong hazardous waste dump in the back of the lab.” Mephesto went out to check it the others followed to discover a hole in the bottom and a fainted trail of liquid from the dumpster all the way to the street and into the pothole where Kenny fell.

“Damn it….” Mephesto grumbled to himself

“Is there anyway to stop him???” Red asked

“Well that’s the thing I haven’t completed the reverse effects concoction, it’s in the development stage. If I’m right it’ll be the only thing that’ll stop zombie Kenny.” Mephesto told us

“Shit…what do we do then?” Kevin asked John

“We go find Kenny now he needs us!!!” Mutt said as he was about to run down the hill.

“I wouldn’t approach him if I were you. He’s very powerful and very voracious and so much time has passed which each minute he grows even more powerful and more ravenous and may end up blinded by his starving urges to even recognize his friends or his family. He may attack you as readily as he would attack a stranger on the street may not be able to make the distinction.” Mephesto warned Mutt

“But he’s my best friend we’re like brothers…” Mutt replied “He wouldn’t eat me…..right?”

“He’s unpredictable Mutt, he’s not normal. “John told him

“I don’t care he needs his friends!” Mutt yelled as he ran off before anyone could stop him.

“Damn it he’s going to himself eaten!” Red commented

"He's going to be dead faster than a redshirt." Kevin added.

“We need to get that reversal completed and fast…fortunately I know someone who might be able to help speed up the process.” John said

“And who would that be?” Kevin asked

“You’ll see… ” John replied “We better go get him fast. Red and Kevin you stay here with Mephesto. Me and Pip will go get help, Mutt already went looking for Kenny so that’s done.”

“I should have mentioned that the zombie virus is still contagious, if the victim isn’t all but devoured they too become a powerful, zombie though none will ever become as powerful as the original zombie so be careful. “Mephesto warned

John and Pip left to go find help , while Kevin and Red staid with Mephesto as he continued to tweak the reversal.
Mutt meanwhile was looking for Kenny through the neighborhood. He wasn’t exactly sure where to start, he wandered down the street calling Kenny’s name but didn’t get any answer.

Where was Kenny well for a while he had hung around Stan’s house after feasting on Clyde, he was then distracted by a traveling salesman whom he attacked and devoured. The boys inside Stan’s house were wearily standing by the door.

“What do you think it was??” Kyle asked

“I have no idea dude but it sounded HUGE and angry! I think it was a bear!!” Stan replied

“A bear?! ARGH!! OH NO A BEAR!!!” Tweek said panicking

“AAAAHHH!!!” Butters screamed and the rest of the partygoers , Token, Craig , Jimmy & Timmy also joined in on the panic.

“Everyone calm down! You’re going to wake my parents up!” Stan told them

They all calmed down the best they could.

“Yeah it probably wasn’t nothing I’m not afraid like you pussies are!” Cartman boasted

“Well if you’re not so scared why don’t you check it out?” Craig asked

“Yeah!” The others added

Cartman didn’t say a thing

“What’s the matter fat ass are you scared like the rest of us pussies?” Kyle taunted

“I ain’t scared!! Fine I’ll go out there and deal with this “beast” “Cartman replied as he went outside. The door closed on him his small audience listened by the door as a few of them stood by the window to watch.

Cartman stood on the front step for a moment before gaining his nerve and walking down the cement path leading away from the door.

“See nothing!”

That’s when he heard a loud, deep growl drawing closer and closer towards him.

Cartman froze “What the hell was that….!!!” He turned his head from side to side searching for the sound when he found the source. Which appeared to be just….Kenny??

“Kenny…?! You fucker was that you?! You had the pussies inside shitting their pants dude!!” Cartman laughed a bit “So what are you doing here poor shit?”

“…wait so it was Kenny all this time?” Token asked from inside “Then what happened to Clyde?”

They watched as Kenny walked up closer and closer to Cartman baring his visibly over sized teeth, his one eye was starting to glass over focused on his prey, the other still had some life to it and it too was focused.

“We didn’t invite you to the party remember you asshole??” Cartman asked Kenny

In response Kenny just let out an undead roar

Cartman’s eyes widened with fear as well as the eyes of his audience. “….Kenny? Are you alright?” He asked as he began to back away trying to find the door behind him.

The zombie then charged before Cartman had a second to think Kenny was on top of him. The zombie quickly sunk his teeth into the fat ass’ arm and with no effort at all ripped it right out of its socket.

“AAAHHHH!!!!!” Cartman’s screams echoed through the empty night street.

“HOLY SHIT!!!!” Kyle and Stan both yelled from the inside of the house.

Tweek just snapped and began screaming bloody murder as he ran in circles.

Kenny swallowed the arm whole, and then proceeded to literally throw Cartman onto the ground and pinned him with his foot.

“KENNY WHAT THE FUCK?!!” Cartman asked as the socket from where his arm used to be was spouting out blood like some sick side ways geyser.

Kenny wrathfully growled in his face “You should keep me full for a while fat ass!!”

“…If it’s the poor shit remark I’m sorry I just went with everybody else I don’t really think you’re a piece of crap….I….”Cartman pretty much trying to talk his way out of his fate.
“Cut the crap Cartman, it’s not going to work.” Kenny growled through his teeth before sinking his jaws into Cartman’s skull and with a few bites he had split fat ass’ head into two killing him instantly. Kenny quickly lapped up the blood and brain juice that had leaked out on to the pavement before dragging his prey off to eat in peace.

“What….the…..fuck?!!” Stan asked him, Kyle, Token, Butters and Craig were terrified yet still drawn to the scene that had be folded them. Tweek was trying to hide under the couch.

“Was….that…? Kenny?” Kyle asked bewildered

“I…think so but I’m not too sure..” Stan replied still stunned at what just took place.

Mutt was still looking for Kenny; he had lost hope when he heard a bone crunching sound. He followed the noise and at last he found zombie Kenny feasting on fat ass Cartman.

“Oh my G-d!” Mutt let out giving away his presence to the zombie who immediately stopped eating, faced towards Mutt and growled baring his teeth as if he were about to strike.

Meanwhile, John and Pip were just reaching their destination.

“Now I have to warn you Pip, you never met my uncle so I’ll have to introduce you to him very carefully. Don’t make him mad he rarely has any second thoughts about killing anyone who’s pissed him off.” John told Pip

“He can’t be that bad ol chap.” Pip replied

"...Trust me, he can be." John replied as they reached the door. John slowly knocked on the door and waited for an answer

“Is he home?” Pip asks

“Yeah he should be.” John replied the door slowly opened and there stood a tall guy wearing a dingy jacket and a hockey mask.

"Hey Uncle Jason! What's up? How was work?" John asked

Jason groaned somewhat of a greeting and motioned his hand, usually only John could decipher.

“So and so… that’s good “John answered back

“Ello chap!” Pip greeted

Jason quickly pulled out a machete and pointed it at Pip as if asking “who the hell is this?!”

“AAHH!” Pip screamed

“Uncle Jason no! He’s a friend of mine, this is Pip. “John told him “No killing…”

Jason groaned as he put the machete down

“Oh my I think I feel something warm going down my legs…” Pip remarked

“Good…Uncle J we’re because we need your help.” John told him

Jason cocked his head to the side as if asking a question

“You remember Kenny right, orange hooded friend of mine dies and comes back almost like you do?” John asked

Jason shook his head yes

“Well to make a long story short Mephesto a mad scientist on the hill got hold to zombie DNA screwed around and created a mutating chemical that he dumped but it leaked into a pot hole where Kenny was last killed his body soaked up the chemical and now he’s a highly unusually powerful zombie and he can’t be stopped by weapons and we need a reversal but Mephesto doesn’t have it even started. “ John said all in one whim “Got that?” He asked

Jason didn't respond right away he just stood there.

“We need help in speeding up that reversal other wise we could have an outbreak and from what Mephesto told us Kenny will become unstoppable if we don’t have it fast.” John added

Jason moaned as his hand motioned for him and Pip to come in.

“Thanks come on Pip we don’t have much time. “ John said as he walked inside

“Um..yes…right o. “ Pip said as he wearily entered the house while keeping a sharp eye on Jason.

Back with Mutt, who was face to face with the person he was searching for. Kenny was growling as he approached Mutt he was mere inches from his face as he bared his teeth.

“Oh…shit….” Mutt quietly replied as he closed his eyes, thinking perhaps Mephesto and the others were right. That Kenny was too over come with his undead instincts to recognize him and that he was going to be devoured by his own best friend. Had Mutt made a fatal mistake in being too trustworthy…?

[Mutt]

Mutt whimpered as he waited for what seemed like an eternity with his eyes closed shut, when he felt a bit of pressure on his arm that sent chills down his back. He opened his eyes to find Kenny latched onto his arm!! But the zombie wasn’t doing more then barely chewing on it; he didn’t even bite hard enough to break the surface of the skin.

Kenny groaned a bit he was fighting his instincts, the undead part of his brain was demanding him to kill Mutt yet a still human part of him was yelling at him to stop. All this while the human part of Kenny had let his undead side get away with killing Clyde, the salesman, and Cartman because he had felt they weren’t his friends and deserved what they got. However Mutt was always a loyal friend. Luckily for Mutt the human side still had a good amount of control over the situation for now. After a few tense seconds Kenny released Mutt’s arm.

Mutt was pretty much ready to faint; he could feel his heart racing “I think I’m going to have a heart attack….”

“What are you doing here, Mutt?” Kenny asked him growling as he turned to the spot where Cartman’s corpse was.

While Kenny was distracted with Mutt the virus had run its course and infection had taken place turning Cartman into a zombie. He had managed to slip away unnoticed.

“I…I came looking for you I was worried...” Mutt replied

“You shouldn’t have come looking for me….do you have any idea what I’ve become??” Kenny asked with great concern

“Yes Mephesto told us...” Mutt told him

“Mephesto? What does he have to do with it….?” Kenny asked

“Yeah well you see you fell in this pothole full of this sludge when you got hit by that truck and your body absorbed it through your open wounds. Turns out the sludge is actually mutated zombie DNA created by Mephesto he got zombie DNA from the original zombie in 1997 and mixed it with something he shouldn’t have and well….yea” Mutt told explained

"...Wait, are you saying... I'M A FUCKING ZOMBIE!?" Kenny asked

“Yes…. That stuff leaked out of his dumpster and into the pothole…” Mutt told him “And from what he’s told us you’re turning into a higher level zombie far dangerous then when you were a zombie in 1997. “

“WHAT THE FUCK?!!” Kenny answered in a pissed off, terrified, and freaked out tone

“…yea he told us with each passing minute you’re growing more ravenous, more aggressive, and more powerful ...the worst thing is he hasn’t even gotten a reversal concoction quite started.” Mutt told him

"...But... he can make one right?" There was hope in Kenny's eyes, just a tiny glint, "Right?"

“Well he has it at the starting stage he said that he never really worked on it but he is now and John said he knew someone who could help speed up the process but how long it’ll take none of them know.” Mutt replied

"...I see." Was Kenny’s only response

“Don’t worry John said he was going to find the person who could help.” Mutt told Kenny

"...Who?" Kenny asked

“I’m not quite sure but I might have an idea.” Mutt told him

“I see…..Mutt could you do me a favor?” Kenny asked

“…Sure Kenny what is it?” Mutt asked

“Please kill me….” Kenny told him

“What?! I can’t kill you, you’re my best friend!!” Mutt exclaimed

“If you were my true best friend you’d kill me Mutt! I’m going to become a monster and who the hell knows how long it’ll be before the revival is actually completed! Now kill me!” Kenny repeated

“And how do you expect that I don’t have anything to kill you with!!” Mutt told him

“Mutt I know you have a machete on you. “ Kenny replied

“Damn it you know me too well.” Mutt said as he reached the handle of a machete in his pocket (for those who dun know Mutt regularly snatches machetes from Uncle Jason how he does it and how he gets away with it is beyond me lol.)

Mutt pulled out the machete and held it up. He looked at the machete and then looked back at Kenny his hand shaken and every voice in his mind telling him to stop what he was doing.

“Please Mutt for the sake of me and everyone else in this town. They’re in danger as long as I’m still a zombie!” Kenny pleaded

Mutt was weeping a bit as he was so scared about what he was going to do. “I… I can’t!!”

“YOU MUST! KILL ME MUTT NOW!!” Kenny demanded

“Ok I don’t want to but I will only because it’s what you want.” Mutt said as he swung his arm back with the machete in his hand and with all his strength struck Kenny square in the head. Mutt had his eyes closed the whole time and whimpering fearing that his friend was dead. But he had forgotten one tiny detail that Mephesto had mentioned earlier.

That’s when Mutt heard Kenny’s voice “Um…..Mutt I’m not dead….”

Mutt opened his eyes to see Kenny with the machete wedged deep into his head but he was still alive! And that’s when Mutt just remembered Mephesto striking the infected rat with a knife to no avail.

“Oh yeah….I forgot….Mephesto also said that you were immune to any weapon…” Mutt told him

Kenny just stood there staring at Mutt

“Kenny….you ok?” Mutt asked him

“How long have we been standing here talking?” Kenny asked
“Almost 30 minutes now why?” Mutt answered

Kenny’s stomach roared demanding for more human flesh. “I don’t know how long I can control my instincts Mutt. They’re getting stronger and more intense….please for your sake leave.” He warned

“But I don’t want to leave I need to know that you’re alright.” Mutt replied “It’s my duty as a loyal friend to do so...”

Kenny groaned and snarled under his breath, his undead instincts were increasing in intensity. He felt every fiber of his body telling him that he needed to eat and he needed to eat NOW.

“Then I suggest you keep a good distance away from me if you must…” Kenny replied growling under his breath

Mutt slowly backed up “Will do….” That’s when both of them heard someone else coming. “Who the hell is that?” Mutt asked as he looked up and searched around him.

After watching Cartman being attacked and drugged off by Kenny, Kyle and Stan felt it their duty to go after their friends. Even if Cartman was an asshole they admitted that their group wasn’t whole without him, neither was it whole without Kenny whom they realize was an important friend of theirs. They had left the comfort of the party behind, the rest of the party goers had the door locked encase Kenny came back. Kyle and Stan had no idea what had become of their orange hooded friend and therefore had no idea of the danger they were in. Luckily Stan was smart enough to bring some form of protection with them in the form of his dad’s wood axe.

They had stumbled in on Kenny and Mutt and caught them by surprise. Kyle and Stan would also be caught off guard zombie Kenny spotted them and his instincts were as intense as ever.

“Kenny, we found you dude!” Kyle exclaimed

“Yea what happened??” Stan asked

“Oh shit…”Mutt said as he watched Kenny growled at the two. Mutt latched on to Kenny in a hug like grip in trying to keep him back. But Kenny was way too strong he over powered Mutt throwing him off and charged after Kyle and Stan who both bolted in the same direction. Kenny chased after them and was hot on their trails.

“FUCKING HELL!!! HE’S GOING TO KILL US!!” Stan yelled

“WHY DOES HE WANT TO EAT US?!” Kyle asked as the both of them continued to run.

Mutt was also running after them and Kenny hoping he could stop the zombie before he did the worst. Unfortunately for the two the path they took lead them to a dead end street and now they were out of breath.

Kenny caught up with them

“Kenny….don’t make me use this I’m warning you!!!” Stan threatened with his axe

“Don’t make me laugh…” Kenny grumbled his reply as he reached them drawing ever closer and closer until he was inches in front of them.

“Kenny….you’re going to eat us?!” Stan asked shocked
“That’s right…you’re going to be my next meal.” Kenny growled as he drooled through his oversize teeth.

"I thought you were our friend Kenny!!" Kyle shouted

"Funny…I don't remember you treating me like a friend..." Kenny said in growling voice

"....."Kyle thought for a moment but could think of nothing "Shit Stan what do we do now?!"

"This!!" Stan swung his big ass axe and chucked it into Kenny's head hoping the impact would kill him.

Only to find Kenny still stand and bearing his teeth near inches in front of his face.

"...........shit...."Stan whispered

"Eheheheh. "Stan backed up from Kenny "I think we should run..."

“And how do you expect to do that there’s a brick wall in back of us!!” Kyle replied

“We run out there of course!” Stan said as he manages to run past Kenny but trips over a trash can. Immediately Kenny lept on him and pinned him to the ground. "SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!" Stan yelled

Kyle basically stunned, what the hell can he do, "KENNY GET OFF HIM!"

Kyle ran over to try to save his best friend he jumped on Kenny's back much like a bull rider,
"Get off him you fucker!!!" Kyle yelled beating on Kenny's head Kenny found one of Kyle's hand, that came to close to his mouth, and sunk his teeth in it hard breaking every bone inside.

Kyle's pain ridden screams echoed throughout the trees. He desperately tried to beat Kenny with his other hand, the zombie refused to let go.

While Kyle was trying frantically to get his hand back this distracted Kenny enough to allow Stan to get up. Stan tried to open Kenny's mouth with his hands almost getting his own hands bitten in the process.

"Let go of him now!!" Stan yelled trying to pull Kyle's hand out but he was only making it worst. Kyle let out a blood curdling scream. Stan then grabbed a stick and shoved in to Kenny's jaws. Like a crow bar Stan managed to pry Kenny's mouth open just enough to let Kyle retrieve his hand.

Kyle slipped off of Kenny's back crying from the pain in his hand. Stan had his own problem although he had freed Kyle's hand he left himself open and found Kenny's bone crushing teeth around his skull.

Stan could feel Kenny begin to chew on his head trying to crack it open to get the goodies inside. "KENNY PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU!" Stan pleaded

But Kenny wasn't listening they never listened to him so why should he. The teeth began to break the surface of Stan's skin. Stan struggled to pull his head out. "Please, please, please" Stan continued to plead as he began to weep at the same time.

"Please Kenny I've always been nice to you! Always!!" Stan pleaded

"You mean like not inviting me to your birthday party, or insulting me calling me worthless?" Kenny grumbled as he sunk his teeth in even more.

"But, but..." Stan tried to think of something to say but he couldn’t

"Or how about that one time you watched me die and then laughed about it. You think exploding is funny??" Kenny asked as his teeth went even further

"Or all those times when I couldn't afford any lunch and you just ate right in front of me....you could have shared but...” The teeth were now touching the surface of the skull.

"Kenny please I'm sorry!!! " Stan yelled

"It's too late for that now Stan..." Kenny growled

Kyle just sat on the ground watching and crying in too much pain to even get up. I mean his hand is broken so that's pretty painful. “Kenny please please don’t kill him we’re sorry!!! “ He said weeping

But Kenny still wasn’t listening and he was putting more and more pressure on Stan’s skull any second now it would crack open like an egg and his victim would be dead….Was this the end for Stan??

[Mutt]

Kenny’s teeth had just punctured Stan’s skull when Kyle suddenly jumped on him again. Even though his hand was in immense pain the Jew boy was able to ignore it just enough to try to save his friend.

“KENNY DAMN IT LET STAN GO NOW!!” Kyle demanded as he began beating on the zombie’s head.

He then heard a crack it was Kenny’s tooth going through Stan’s cranium but amazingly the rest of the skull still remained intact. Kyle spotted the machete still wedged in Kenny’s head from when Mutt tried to perform his mercy killing.

Jew boy pulled the machete out and shoved it into Kenny’s mouth and force it open. An unconscious Stan slipped out of the zombie’s jaws and fell on the ground, he had fainted from the sheer dread of the situation.

Kyle was now riding Kenny like a bull. The zombie was literally bucking and doing his best to throw Kyle off his back but not wanting to end up in the same spot Stan had Kyle held on for dear life.

“Kenny please calm down!!” Kyle pleaded as Kenny backed up into nearby brick wall hoping to scrape him off.

“NO GIVE ME ONE REASON FOR ME TO LET YOU LIVE! YOU TREATED ME LIKE SHIT AND NOW BOTH OF YOU ARE GOING TO PAY!!” Kenny replied in a now more demonic sounding tone.

“Kenny stop!!” Mutt yelled as he finally caught up, Mutt’s not very good at running in any situation so he’s often the slow one in any chase.

Mutt ran to confront Kenny.

“You let them go right now!” He said pointing a finger at Kenny as if he were scolding him. “You know better!”

Kenny stopped bucking and shoving himself into the wall. A rather beaten up Kyle slipped off his back. Kenny turned to finish him off but Mutt held the zombie back in another hug like grip. Kenny snapped, snarled, growled and roared as he struggled, twisted and turned every which way. Mutt struggled to keep a hold of his friend, but he was way too strong.

“LET GO OF ME!!!” Kenny demanded “I NEED MEAT AND THERE IT IS!!” Referring to Kyle as he quickly got off the floor and went to check on Stan.

“You can’t kill them Kenny!!! “Mutt “They’re not background characters and they’re not assholes like Cartman is!!”

“I DON’T CARE!!” Kenny snarled angrily “Just whose side are you on anyway?!”

Mutt continued to wrestle Kenny as he continued to try and shake Mutt off.

“GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME NOW!!!” Kenny yelled in a demonic tone as he managed to get out of Mutt’s grip he turned around and like a nightmare both found themselves in a dreaded situation. Mutt’s eyes were widen in sheer terror, Kenny’s eyes as well as Kyle’s too were in panic as everyone ,except for a passed out Stan, realized that the zombie’s jaws were wrapped around Mutt’s face.

Mutt slowly gulped as he began to whimper to himself, Kenny slowly released his grip. Both of them stared at each other stunned at what almost happened. It was becoming clear that Kenny was loosing control over the undead side of him and this very thought was causing Kenny to become terrified of himself. Was he going to end up loosing the trust of the friends he had or worst end up killing everyone, including those who were close to him.

Kenny backed away from the panicked Mutt, forgetting all about Stan and Kyle who were supposed to be his next meal.

“Kenny….?” Mutt asked even though he was still much shaken.

Kenny said nothing as he turned and ran off.

“Kenny!” Mutt shouted after him but he was gone.

“Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here…” Kyle commented

“Isn’t that Stan’s line?” Mutt asked

“Yeah but he’s unconscious now thought I’d say it for him...” Kyle replied. “So…what the hell just happened?” He asked

“Well it’s a very long story….we better get Stan some help. Not sure how badly he was bitten.” Mutt said as he examined the small wound Kenny had delivered to Stan’s head. It was a small puncture wound nothing life threatening.

“I guess we better get him to a doctor…” Kyle said

“No we have to take him to Mephesto, he may be infected with the zombie mutation. “ Mutt replied as he lifted Stan onto his shoulder.

“….zombie?? That’s what happened to Kenny??” Kyle asked shocked

“I’ll tell you on the way.” Mutt said , him and Kyle then proceeded to carry Stan to Mephesto while Mutt explained to him what had happened.

An hour later the two had reached Mephesto’s lab, Kyle now caught up with what was going on.

Mutt knocked on the door and Kevin (not the monkey guy) answered the door.
“MUTT YOU’RE ALIVE THANK G-D!!” Kevin greeted “And…you have Stan and Kyle with you.”

“Yes I’m alive….although I had a few close calls with Kenny.” Mutt replied

“You were around zombie Kenny and lived?! Didn’t he try to eat you??” Kevin asked

“Well the first time I found him he got my arm but he didn’t really do anything to it and well he almost had my head when I just stopped him from killing Kyle and Stan. Listen Stan had a closer brush with Kenny then I did. Mephesto will have to check him out to make sure he’s not infected or anything.” Mutt told him

“Ok come on in, Mephesto we have a bit of an emergency over here.” Kevin shouted as he led Mutt and Kyle in.

“What is…” Mephesto looked up to see Mutt carrying an unconscious Stan. “Is he…dead??” He asked

“No he passed from too much stress when Kenny had his head locked in his jaws. Luckily Kenny didn’t shatter his skull but he left a puncture wound and we thought you’d better check it out.” Mutt replied

“Ok well sit him on the metal table then and I’ll take a look.” Mephesto told him

Mutt did as he was told and laid Stan on the table as directed.

“Ok then...” Mepheso said as he took a small light to get a closer look at the puncture wound. Just then Stan woke up.

“What the hell?! Where am I?!!!” Stan asked as he shot up “What happened???!”

“Stan, calm down dude!! Its ok you’re safe. “Kyle assured him “We’re at Mephesto’s lab you’re being checked out to make sure Kenny didn’t infect you with a zombie virus.”

“Zombie Kenny?! Again??? “Stan asked as he calmed down

“Yes I’m going to have to ask you to sit still please. “Mephesto informed Stan

“…ok.” Stan said

Mephesto took the small light again and checked over the small wound while holding Stan’s head in place. “It doesn’t look too deep and it’s not bleeding too much which is good since it means that Kenny didn’t get to a blood vessel or the brain. But still it’s always smart to play it safe. I’ll swab it with a zombie virus protection gel.” Mephesto said as he grabbed a small vial filled with a deep purplish gel and with a small cotton swab the scientist smeared a tiny amount of the gel into the wound.

“That should do it. “Mephesto said as he finished up “You don’t have to worry about turning into a zombie, thank G-d.”

“Hey Mutt I think you’re bleeding…” Red said

“I am?!” Mutt asked panicked

“Dude you are! Kenny got you pretty good!” Kyle said as he pointed out a deep bite mark on the side of Mutt’s face where Kenny had bit him out of rage.

Mutt took his hand to locate the wound and when he did he brought his hand back to him to find blood all over it.

“AAAHHHH!!!”

“I better patch you up too. Let’s have a look.” Mephesto said as he took the light he had before and examined the bite mark. “So he bit you did he?” he asked

“Well yes I was trying to hold him back from killing Stan and Kyle here and he got mad at me and bit me. I don’t think he really meant to though.” Mutt explained

“Of course he meant to he’s a zombie, zombies need blood and flesh, he’s as much of a predator as a shark is and they don’t care if you want to be their friend.” Mephesto replied as he swapped Mutt’s injury soaking up as much of the blood as he can.

“But seriously he seemed very upset after he did this I mean he let go of my head on his own will.” Mutt said in defense of Kenny.

“Maybe…but you can’t be too sure. How long ago did he bit you?” Mephesto asked.

“Well it took me and Kyle and hour to get back up here.” Mutt replied

“That’s good then if you were infected you should have been a zombie by now. He missed the brain and any blood vessel that leads to back to the heart. But I’ll clean it out anyway.” Mephesto said as he took a vial of the same zombie virus prevention gel and swapped it on Mutt’s wounds. “Odd it’s as if he truly had second thoughts about killing you or you.” He said pointing at Stan.

“The only reason he let go of Stan was because I fought him off.” Kyle replied

“How long did the ordeal last between Kenny chewing on Stan’s skull?” Mephesto asked

“About 2-3 minutes before I intervened.” Kyle reply

“Hmm with his teeth and bite pressure he should have been able to bust Stan’s head open in not even a minute, he had to have been lingering. And not to mention the very little damage he did, a small hole after that much struggling, Stan should have had more damage and more blood lost” Mephesto said

“It means his conscience is still alive…” Mutt said

“Yes….for now like I said which each passing moment his undead instincts will become stronger.” Mephesto replied

That’s when they heard a knock on the door.

“I got it!” Kevin said he opened the door to find John, Jason, & Pip carrying an array of bottles filled with different substances

“So yeah I wasn’t sure what’d be the best stuff to reverse the mutated zombie DNA so I pretty much brought everything.” John said as he and his small crew walked in. “Oh and everyone this is Uncle Jason he’s the one who has all this stuff. He gets them from his “work”. He added as placed all the bottles on a table, Jason and Pip did the same.

“Hey Jason what’s up??” Mutt asked

Jason made an annoyed grunt as he pointed a machete inches from Mutt’s face.

“Oh your other machete well I used it to stab Kenny in the head to no avail, I think it’s still in his head.” Mutt said as he smiled nervously

“Um no I think I have it…I pulled it out of his head to pry Stan out of his mouth...Here ya go” Kyle said as he gave Jason the machete

“I swear Mutt one of these days he’s just going to let you have it.” Stan commented

“I can’t help it; I see a machete I want to take it!” Mutt replied

“So anyway Alphonse, I’m not exactly sure what kind of reactions these chemicals may have or if they will reverse the zombie DNA so you’ll have to try them all out. “John told him

“Oh boy looks like this might take all night or even maybe two days from the looks of it.” Mepheso said

“Two days?! Who knows how much of a zombie Kenny is by then!” Mutt replied

“Or how much of the town he’ll end up devouring or turned into zombies.” Red commented

“Oh and I think I forgot to mention one other thing when I found Kenny he was eating Cartman but then he got distracted by me and well when we turned back fat ass was gone….” Mutt told them

“SHIT!” John replied

“Well we only have to cure the original zombie once we find the reversal and give it to Kenny all zombies will revert back to normal…course we don’t have much time so I’ll just get started. I’ll just test them out on the infected rat and see what happens” Mephesto said as began to mix and test the chemicals.

“I’m going to go look for Kenny again…” Mutt said as he walked towards the door.

“Mutt you’re better off staying here with the rest of us. There’s no telling how far gone Kenny is by now, the next time he attacks you he may no longer have a living, breathing conscience.” Mephesto suggested

“I don’t care I want to make sure he’s alright!” Mutt replied

“Someone please hold Mutt back it’s far too dangerous.” Mephesto said

John and Kevin took Mutt's arms and held him.

“HEY let me go!!” Mutt struggled to get free

"Mutt, we are not letting you kill yourself!" Kevin cried.

"But I need to check on my friend!" Mutt replied

"Mutt, you'll die! We are not losing another friend! You aren't Spock!" John told him

“You will all have to spend the night here so you don’t become part of the undead. There’s an extra floor upstairs where I stay when I’m not down here which is where I will be for the rest of the night trying to complete the reversal. Take Mutt up there with you.” Mephesto told them

John nodded, "We understand, sir." John and Kevin began carrying Mutt upstairs.

Jason gave a questioning grunt, as if he asking what should he do. (Since he’s already undead lol)

"You'll have to be our guard, Uncle Jason. Sorry." Uncle Jason gave a head tilt, "I'm sure Aunt Amanda's fine, dude."

Jason grunted as he sat down near the front door.

Everyone else but Mephesto, Kevin (monkey guy), and Jason went upstairs.

“Dude Kyle….I just thought of something…”Stan told him

“What is it Stan?” Kyle asked

“The partygoers…..we left them at my house!” Stan reminded him

“…well I’m sure as long as they keep the door locked they’ll be find. “Kyle assured him.

“But Kyle we disappeared and never came back they’re going to go looking for us!!” Stan replied

Kyle’s eyes widened “Shit, shit, shit!”

“Anybody have a cell phone?” Stan asked

“I do!” Kevin replied as he handed Stan a cell phone. Stan quickly dialed his house.

Back at Stan’s house are some very terrified partygoers, when they hear the phone ring.

Tweek gets startled and screams “AAHHHHH!!!!!”

“Calm down Tweek it’s just the phone!” Craig said as he reached over to pick up the phone. “Hello?”

“Craig, it’s me Stan!” Stan greeted

“Stan! Where are you dude; we thought you got eaten!” Craig replied

“Stan’s alive! “ Butters repeated Timmy, Jimmy, Tweek and Token breathe a sigh of relief.

“Me and Kyle at Mephesto’s lab, Kenny is a high level zombie growing more savage, more powerful and more blood thirsty by the minute so me and Kyle can’t leave.” Stan explained

“Kenny’s a zombie?!?!” Craig asked

“A ZOMBIE?? OH NO ARGH!!!!” Tweek replied as he panics and dives under the couch.

“A-a-a-re w-w-we going to die??” Jimmy asked

“Listen Craig it is very important that you keep my front and back door locked and all my windows locked at ALL times!” Stan told him

“Ok…I think we can do that..” Craig said that’s when they heard a knock.
“AGGHHH!!!” Tweek yelled

“Hold on there’s someone at the door..” Craig told Stan

“DON’T ANSWER IT!!!” Stan told him

But Butters ran up to the door. “W-w-ho is it ?” He asked

“It’s meeee.” A slow voice replied.

“Me who??” Butters said “Check the window Token” He whispered

“Ok.” Token replied as he looks out the window and sees the outline of a familiar fat ass. “Hey I think it’s Cartman!” He replied

“Hey Cartman survived!” Craig tells Stan through the phone.

“Cartman? “Stan asked the others over hearing

“Wait…Cartman…..?” Mutt asked as his eyes widen

“What is it Mutt?” John asked

“When I caught up with Kenny he was eating on Cartman, I distracted him for a minute to tell him what was going on and when we looked back Cartman was gone….” Mutt replied “Which means that….”

“Cartman is a zombie too!!!” John yells at Stan and the phone

“Dudes don’t let Cartman in!!!” Stan yelled into the phone

But all he and the others overheard through the phone was screaming and yelling and panic.

They heard Butters crying “HELP ME!!!”

“He’s got Butters!!!” Token yelled

“ARGHHH!!!!” Tweek responded

“Craig?!? What’s going on?!” Stan asked but got nothing

“Get him out of the house now!!!” Craig yelled “Timmy push him out with your wheelchair!!”

“TIMMEH!!”

“Wait what about me?!!” Butters could be heard yelling as the door was shut and locked.

Craig returned to the phone “HOLY SHIT STAN CARTMAN IS A ZOMBIE AND HE JUST DRUG BUTTERS OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!”

Token, Jimmy, and Timmy were watching out the window as Tweek ran to hide in a closet.

“HE-HE-HE’S EATING HIS H-H-HEAD!!” Jimmy said

“Weird usually the black guy is killed off first…” Token remarked

“Cartman got Butters….” Stan told the crew listening on his phone conversation

“SHIT!” Kyle replied

“Craig! Listen, try to stay calm and keep all the doors and windows LOCKED you hear me LOCKED!!” Stan repeated
“I heard you! Guys make sure that door stays locked…” Craig told them

“Ok this is weird….he didn’t even finish him what’s he doing?!” Token observed

Another knocking came to the door.

“Do NOT answer that!” Craig told them

“Barricade the door damn it!!!” Mutt yelled at the phone

“You heard Mutt barricade it with the couch or something!” Stan repeated

“Will do…” Craig replied

“Crap I hate to hang up on you dude, but this cell phone is dying… “Stan said “Just try to stay safe until morning!” he added

“Right…that’ll happen” Craig replied as him and Stan hung up

[Mutt]

With much uneasiness everyone upstairs eventually found a spot to sleep. Either on a make shift bed, a chair, or the floor yet it was of course a stressful night and somehow they managed to find away to fall asleep.

As the morning came Mutt woke up as early as he could, he found the others asleep. "Finally no one will stop me." He exclaimed as he quietly made his way downstairs.

Mephesto too, the poor guy, was also asleep near his working table yet there was one person who wasn't sleeping, Jason the security guard. Still vigilant at his post, that's the undead for you, they never have to sleep. This meant that Kenny and his army of zombies were ravaging throughout the town all night and still going.

”Hey Uncle J, what’s up? I’m going out for some air.” Mutt said as he tried to walk out the door but was met with a machete blocking his way. “What are you doing?”

Jason rolled his eye, and simply held his machete with a stern look that could easily be read as, “You aren't going nowhere, pal”

“Why won’t you let me through? I steal your machetes, steal your mask, what is there for you to loose?” Mutt asked

Jason pointed at Mutt with his free hand, then pointed at the door, then made a motion with his hand as if it was trying to eat something, hoping to get the message clear to Mutt that if he goes outside he will be fucking eaten by a zombie. Communication is hard when you have no vocal chords.

“I’ll be fine; I have to find my buddy. Take care of the others. “Mutt said as he made his way towards the door and stop. “Oh and um I know I’m a pest to you but could I borrow one of those just encase I’ll return it as always…” Mutt asked as he pointed at the machete.

Jason moved in front of the door. As annoying as Mutt was to him, he promised his nephew he wouldn't let anything happen to this kid.

“Aww you really do care don’t you?” Mutt asked

Jason made no attempt to respond.

“…I know you’re undead but I’m sure there’s some feeling inside you. Do you know what it’s like when someone close to you needs you and you can’t be there?” Mutt asks “See my main fault is I’m probably too loyal and at the same time not as fearful for my own well being as I should be. I need to be with my best friend even if he’s turning into a dangerous zombie, truth is I kind of don’t care, I just want to make sure Kenny’s doing ok.”

Jason thought of his nephew, then Amanda, and then his mother. Finally, he grudgingly moved aside.

“Thank you, don’t worry I’ll be fine I’m sure of it.” Mutt said as he opened the door ever so slightly to take a peek to see what was on the other side. He felt his fearlessness suddenly start to drift away; he quickly closed the door and looked back at Uncle J. “What I’m not scared!”

John walked down, yawning, took one look "Damn it Mutt did you get out? Jason, he used a speech didn't he." No response, besides Jason's eyes darting into another direction. "Don't you give me that 'Jason Voorhees doesn't care about anybody' look.’?”

“Yes I used a speech and it worked. I learned that move from Kyle.” Mutt opened the door again and peered out, the streets below the lab were eerily quiet. Mutt stood with the door slightly ajar but he didn’t move not even an inch outside.

"Mutt, don't go out there. I know how much you care about Kenny, but frankly, I think Kenny would much rather never see you again than live with your blood on his hands... paws... whatever."

“But it’s my duty as his friend to check on him….even if it does mean risking my life.” Mutt replied

"It's also your duty as a friend to keep him happy. I mean, Jason wants to kill you, but he still lets you live because it keeps me happy. Right, Uncle Jason?" Jason let out a grunt. "Uhhh... I'm sure he means that in a good way, Mutt."

Mutt began to little by little regain some fear and slowly inched his way out the door. "I think its safe there's no body out here..." Mutt reported.

"There was 'nobody out there' when Uncle Jack went to Dallas, and he was shot and killed." John replied

Mutt wearily surveyed his surroundings. “Damn it and me without a machete…” he said as he started to walk a few inches further from the lab when he heard rustling coming from a nearby bush. “Something’s out here….”

"Mutt, get your ass back here before you get killed!" John yelled

The rustling got louder as whatever was in the bush was making its way out.

“I think it’s getting closer!!” Mutt yelled back he began inching his way back to the lab. “It’s going to get me!”

Before Mutt could go any further the “monster” jumped out of the bush, it had beady little eyes, a pair of large chompers, and large ears…

“Help I’m being attacked by……a bunny…” Mutt going from a panicked tone to a “you’ve got to be shitting me” tone.

"...MUTT, for fuck's sake!"

“Hey it could have been worst!” Mutt replied “Hey little bunny you scared the shit out of me I thought you were a…”
At that moment that’s when a zombiefied Cartman jumped up ready to eat the poor rabbit. The terrified critter hopped up and zipped off way to fast for any human let alone fat ass.

Mutt quickly ran back to the lab and closed the door behind him. “HOLY SHIT!!”

"And now you realize why you weren't supposed to go outside,
G-d damn it." John scolded

“Well hey I’m faster then anyone in town…” Mutt replied that’s when zombie Cartman began pounding on the door. Luckily the door was made out of metal.

“LET ME IN NOW!!” The fat ass demanded

“I think NOT!!” Mutt replied “What do we do??” he asked John

"...Wake up Alphonse, I guess." John told him

“LET ME IN IT’S YOUR OLD PAL CARTMAN!” The obese zombie let out.

“Ain’t no pal of mine…..”Mutt commented “Is he of yours?” asks John

"Eh, depends on your definition of 'pal'."

Mephesto came to the door awoken by the commotion. “Let him be the door’s made of metal he can’t break it eventually he’ll give up. Unfortunately I don’t have the cure yet but I think I’ve found the building blocks but it’ll need some work. “

"That's great." John replied. The little monkey guy, Kevin Mephesto, was following his master as usual.

“G-d damn it!!” Cartman yelled as they heard his footsteps walk off into the distance.”

“Well that was quick! If that was Uncle J he’d be banging on that door for an hour actually I think he’d just bust through the wall.” Mutt

“Please don’t give Cartman any ideas Mutt…” Mephesto told him.

"Alphonse, did you ever perfect a, er, less dangerous means of resurrection?" John asked

"Like you mean bring them back from the dead?" Mephesto asked

"Yes. I know someone who could be of great help, but he's passed on. Mutt reminded me of him earlier."

“Who was he?” Mephesto asked

John just looked at Mutt, quite sure Mutt knew who exactly who he was talking about.

“You mean Chef?” Mutt asked

"Yes. I understand he was good friends with you, Doctor." John said, "I think he'd be of great help."

“Oh yes dear Chef he was the sane one amongst all of us adults and he was useful in the 97 zombie break out when everyone thought it was pink eye. I mean can you believe that? You’re heart stops beating and because their eyes were sticky and red everyone thought it was pink eye despite that they were also eating people.” Mephesto commented
"Yes. I think he would be of great help. But the main problem besides us not being able to bring him back yet is his body was never found."

"I know where it is." Terrance Mephisto appeared in the doorway.

“Terrance you do….wait….where is Mutt?!??” Mephesto asked as he quickly realized that while distracted in their conversation Mutt had slipped out the door.

"Aw, g-d fucking damn it Mutt, next time I'm letting Jason skin you alive..."

Jason let out a disgruntled groan John understand it well. “where’s my damn machete?!”

"You're all incorrect. Chef is alive." Terrance said.

"He's alive? How?" Mephesto asks intrigued

"The Super Adventure Club took his remains, and they were in Laboratory Weekly last month. Chef was never confirmed to be dead, nobody checked his heartbeat, so it's very possible he was alive and they were able to save him." As Terrance said this, John and Jason seemed to silently speak (through looks and gestures)

“Wow that’s interesting perhaps then….is there a problem John? “Mephesto asked noticing the commotion

“Trying to figure out who’ll go after dumbas-I mean Mutt.” John replied

“And whose going?” Mephesto asked

"That's what we're trying to decide."

“Ok let me know when you do.” Mephesto said. That’s when Kyle, Stan, Red, Kevin(not monkey guy) and Pip came down.

“Hey dudes…is it safe to go outside yet?” Kyle asked

"No. Cartman tried to eat Mutt." John said blankly.

"Oh damn.." Kyle replied

"No ones safe with zombie Cartman he'd probably try to eat the entire town." Stan commented

“It is best that you stay here until I’ve found a cure. I’m half way there really but it appears some is missing. I’ve managed to lessen the rat’s aggression but he’s still a zombie seems that I still have some work to do. You might as well make yourselves at home here for awhile I’m afraid.” Mephesto added

That’s when they heard knocking on the door.

"Whose that?!" Kevin asked panicked

“ARGH LET US IN PLEASE!!!” A familiar voice replied from outside.

"Tweek!?" John asked

“Dude that’s Tweek, let him in!!” Stan said

“How do we know he’s not a zombie?!” Kevin asked

“AGH WE’RE NOT ZOMBIES! Me and Timmy were the only ones who escaped!!” Tweek replied
John tried to open the door.

"DUDE THEY MIGHT BE ZOMBIES!" Red warned

John cracked the door open enough to get a look at the two survivors.

Tweek and Timmy looked the same as ever, somehow they managed to escape the zombie army that formed outside of Stan’s door. First Cartman had transformed into a zombie and drug Butters out of the house and in turn Butters also became zombiefied. Butters managed to lure Jimmy out and snagged him. Token too ,as the fate of all black guys in horror films, was snatched and also turned into a zombie. Craig fled the house in order to find help the army didn’t catch up with him but Kenny did.

Tweek had escaped by hiding in the closet and Timmy managed to escape since it’s a bit hard to try and grab a kid off a wheel chair. In the morning when they were sure the coast was clear they made a break for it. Unknown to them Kenny had watched them leave, hidden behind an evergreen tree but made no attempts to go after them. And here they were at the lab knowing it’d be the safest place.

“AAGH JOHN LET US IN PLEASE!!” Tweek told him

John did as commanded

Tweek and Timmy quickly rushed in. “ARGH THANK G-D!”

“Are you all that’s left Tweek???” Stan asked

“AGH YES!! Everyone else has been zombiefied! Craig left for help only G-d knows what happened to him because he never came back!!!” Tweek said as he began to panic

“This is very bad…” Mephesto said “John did you and your uncle decide on who’ll go after Mutt? The zombies are increasing in numbers faster then the 97 pandemic we can’t loose another person.”

“Mutt left the lab is he insane?!” Kyle asked

"Jason will do it." John said, Jason rolling his eye.

“Ok…..you sure Jason will remember NOT to kill Mutt?” Kevin asked

"All in all he's probably the better choice, he's already undead he doesn't have to worry about being attacked by zombies." Mephesto added

"Exactly." John said, "Kevin... Jason may be undead and incapable of thought, but somehow, he knows what he's doing."

“Please don’t kill Mutt when and if you find him. Besides Kenny’ll probably do that for you.” Stan told Jason

Jason grunted a response

"What do you mean you can't guarantee you won't kill him>?" John asked

Jason grunted and motioned in anger

“I know he keeps stealing your machetes and he’s annoying to you but you can’t kill him….” John replied
Jason grunted a question that would be “Why the hell not?”

"If you don't kill Mutt, then I'll let you pull a fast one on Freddy." John offered

Jason grunted a reply that sounded like “Fine….” He took his other machete and went out the door to look for the pest known as Mutt.

The others stayed put as Mephesto with some of their help
he continued to work on the reversal potion.

[Mutt]

During that time Mutt managed to walk quite aways from the lab in search of his undead buddy. Strangely zombies were running amuck but somehow the stubborn kid managed to avoid their detection. He searched just about anywhere he could think of calling out Kenny’s name. At one point in his hunt Mutt had slipped on some wet leaves and fell on a small but sharp rock that made a cut in his right arm. Blood oozed from the wound but he thought nothing of it as he got back up and went back to looking for Kenny.

Mutt stopped when he suddenly heard loud crunching noises coming from a nearby alley. He swiftly positioned himself on the side of a building face as he slowly peered over and found whom he was searching for. Some poor soul had fallen victim to zombie Kenny’s rampage and his guts were being devoured voraciously.

“Holy shit!!!” Mutt exclaimed Kenny quickly looked up and away from his meal. Feeling his fear coming back Mutt tried to hide from the zombie’s sights by pressing himself against the building. But he felt guilty that he didn’t trust the best friend he was so worried about. So with some hesitation he came out of his hiding spot and walked into the dark alley just enough to see Kenny’s silhouette.

“Hey Kenny, buddy I found you again…” Mutt said calmly as he reached into his pocket to pull out a flashlight.

“….Mutt….what the hell are you doing out here….??” A more demonic toned voice asked him.

“I came looking for you I know you’re dangerous but I want to make sure your ok….” Mutt replied as he turned on the flashlight and shone it on Kenny and got a good look of the undead being.

The virus was swiftly taken its toll on Kenny, the left portion of his face was tinted with the brownish-green color of partial decay, and a part of his brain was showing. The left eye had rolled into the back of Kenny’s head; the right side of his face was fairing a bit better the right eye still some life to it but very little as it was starting to glass over.

The left side of the rest of his body was also showing signs of partial decay, the skin there was brownish-green, strangely again the right side was fairing a lot better though it had a very pale almost undetectable hue of sickly green. And not to mention his expanded stomach. Kenny had spent the entire night eating human flesh and his stuffed gut was HUGE it had swollen to at least eight times its original size, his stomach was even larger then that of Cartman’s. Amazingly his parka seemed to have grown with him and was still able to just barely fit the massive belly, even more amazing the zombie was still able to run down anyone in his path.

Startled by the horrifying sight Mutt dropped the flashlight and quickly picked it back. “Oh damn look at what that virus has done to you…”

Kenny didn’t get any closer, fearing for Mutt’s safety he tried to keep what he thought was a safe distant away. “Mutt you shouldn’t have come looking for me…I don’t want to hurt you and, and I’m finding it harder and harder to keep these undead impulses at bay…for your safety please leave.” Kenny told him

“I can’t just leave you to suffer alone. “ Mutt replied as he got closer to Kenny.

“Mutt please you’re my best friend that’s why I want you to leave. I…..I…..” Kenny’s plea was cut short as he began to sniff the air; he had caught the aroma of something very pleasing to his zombie palate and very irresistible. He began to drool as his nose lead him to the source…..the bleeding cut Mutt had received on his right arm when he fell.

“…you’re bleeding Mutt….” Kenny said as he hungrily stared at the crimson liquid oozing from Mutt’s arm.

Mutt suddenly felt uneasiness “Yeah I fell on a rock while looking for you….Kenny…?” Mutt’s discomfort was becoming well placed as Kenny’s undead hunger began to take over his mind. The zombie was getting way too close to Mutt for comfort. Sensing something really wrong Mutt began to back away from Kenny but every time he did so Kenny crept closer still, with a fixed famished gaze in his eye.

“Maybe I should go now…” Mutt said but it would be impossible as he felt the brick wall of a building on his back.

“Or….not.” He added

His mind and heart pulse began to race, as he then felt Kenny’s overgrown stomach pressing up against him, pinning him against the wall, he was trapped.

“Ooookay I’m going to get it now.” Mutt though to himself. He closed his eyes tight and hoped his best friend would make it quick. When amazingly all he felt was an ice cold tongue lapping up the blood from his wound.

Lucky for him Kenny’s human side was still alive and somewhat in control but he was loosing that control. He was doing his extreme best to hold back his zombie side, but he may as well have been trying to hold back a rabid grizzly bear. He was hoping by allowing his zombie side to just lick up the blood it would appease it but it would only make it much harder for him to control his undead appetite. Now that he had gotten a taste of blood a message to his brain demanded that he get MORE NOW!

At first Mutt was relieved when Kenny was just licking the blood oozing from his cut. As awkward as it was it was better then being truly eaten that was for sure. But then the licking grew more intense as the blood on the surface of the wound was lapped up and stopped oozing as it began to heal. The zombie wanted more blood and was determined to get it. He was lapping at the wound with a forceful lick, trying to squeeze more blood out of it. It reminded Mutt of watching lions on Animal Planet how they would roughly lick their prey to scrap the fur off it to get to the meaty part. Was Kenny trying to do the same to him?!

“K-Kenny?” Mutt asked as he squirmed in hopes of wriggling his way out of his trap. But Kenny let out displeased snarl as he put more weight into keeping Mutt wedged between him and the wall; he continued to try to force more blood out of the small wound.

Panic was beginning to set in Mutt’s mind as he desperately tried to wriggle out. With his free left hand he was trying to push Kenny off of him. But it wasn’t much use the zombie was too set on getting his fill of blood and too heavy every time Mutt squirmed Kenny pushed his engorged stomach on his victim even more to make sure he couldn’t escape.

“Kenny stop you’re crushing me!” Mutt let out a plea but it was being ignored. On top of being crushed by the weight of the overgrown gut he was also sweating from a sickening warmth coming from it. The rest of Kenny was nearly ice cold except for the core of his stomach where the still warm flesh and blood of his previous victims was centered.

Soon it wasn’t long before Kenny gave up trying to lap it out and instead in a split second he sunk his teeth into the arm and with one tug threw Mutt onto the ground and began shaken the arm like a dog would with its toy. The arm was being pulled out of its socket.

“KENNY GET OFF!! “ Mutt yelled as he again tried to push the zombie off. He then remembered he had a machete with him, which was of no help as it was on the ground. Mutt tried desperately to reach for the machete with his other hand but Kenny drug him just far enough so it was just out of reach “Damn it!”

With his free hand he tried to push Kenny’s head away from his right arm. Kenny was as stubborn as ever as he began to fight with the hand Mutt was trying to push him off with. The zombie quickly snapped the left hand in his mouth and emitted a small growl, he didn’t make any attempts to bite into it but he was refusing to let it go. With his sore but now free left arm Mutt was now struggling with forcing Kenny off his right hand. Amidst the struggle Mutt had unwittingly found a weak spot, while trying to pull the zombie off his hand accidently struck the extremely sensitive exposed brain.

Kenny let out a painful, shocked screech as he released his grip on Mutt’s hand and backed up a few feet. The zombie roared angrily at Mutt and then bared his oversized, thick hyena teeth he was set to attack his alarmed buddy. Mutt then snatched the machete from the ground ready to defend himself, course he may have forgotten that weapons don’t do a damn thing.

“Please Kenny don’t make me hurt you….” Mutt told him as he held the machete tight with both hands, his arm was sore as hell and his whole body was shaking in fear. “I don’t want to have to hurt you.”

Kenny stood there for a few tense moments before finally snapping out of his undead mind. Somehow his human side was able to gain control again for the time being. “…Mutt…?”

“Kenny….are you normal??” Mutt asked still holding the machete.

“For now……but now you see why I wanted you to leave me be... I feel myself loosing this battle, I feel it won’t be long until I’m completely consumed by this virus and I won’t be able to snap out of it anymore. ” Kenny replied as he looked at the ground.

Mutt wasn’t really sure what to do, in truth he was torn. His bloody, painful arm reminded him how deadly Kenny had become and it terrified him. Yet on the other hand he was still as loyal as ever he didn’t want Kenny to think that he’d ditch him when he needed a friend. He just stood there still shaking too scared to even think.

“You…better get out of here you’re bleeding again…” Kenny told Mutt. That’s when the both heard familiar voices.

“I hope the others won’t get pissed that we left the lab but we should be there for Kenny as much as Mutt tries to be. I mean we’ve known him longer.” Kyle’s voice could be heard.

“Yeah I know I feel really awful for treating Kenny like shit yesterday, I mean he’s never done that to us. ” Stan’s voice replied

“Well we both treated him like shit and reason for doing so, he’s been our friend since before kindergarten. Why were we such assholes to him?” Kyle’s voice added

Kenny’s head perked up when he heard Kyle and Stan’s voices. Mutt quickly ran over to the zombie making sure he wouldn’t try to attack them. But Kenny didn’t show any aggression; instead he remained calm and listened in more.

“Well truth was I was having a very bad day yesterday me and Wendy got into this huge fight she accused me of cheating on her. Apparently there’s bullshit rumors going around that I’ve been going out with another girl, who I have no idea. I don’t know what got into you.” Stan’s voice replied

“Eh just following your lead, I’ve always had a bad temper and I just fed off your bad mood. I guess close friends are just linked like that and unfortunately we both took it out on the wrong person. “Kyle replied

“Yeah we should have taken it out on Cartman.” Stan added

Kenny slowly began to walk towards Kyle and Stan’s voices.

“Kenny?” Mutt said after the zombie who ignored him as he continued to track the other two down. Mutt followed after him.

“You don’t think Kenny might be too angry at us do you? I mean if my friends treated me the way we did I don’t think I’d every forgive them. “Stan said “He might even just out and kill us.”

“Eh well then we’d deserve it I wouldn’t blame him. “ Kyle replied with a sigh. He then spotted someone heading towards them.

“Who is that? “Stan asks Kyle

“I don’t know. “ Kyle replied as the figure got closer.

“Kenny don’t hurt them!!” Mutt’s voice could be heard as a distorted Kenny came into their view. Kenny got close enough for Kyle and Stan to see what had become of their friend and then he stopped and calmly stood there as he looked at them. Mutt, again a slow runner, sped up to catch up with Kenny, not known that he had stopped, only to run smack into the overweight zombie. To Mutt it felt like running into a brick wall however Kenny felt nothing but a small push. Kyle and Stan glanced at each other and then back at Kenny.

“Woa Kenny? Is that you?” Kyle asked

“It’s me.” Kenny replied

“Woa dude you’re HUGE and I thought Cartman was a fat ass!” Stan blurted out.

“DUDE!” Kyle scolded Stan

“Sorry…” Stan replied

“It’s fine….” Kenny responded

“We’re so glad we found you, dude! We really wanted to make amends with you I mean if you’re willing to forgive us. “Kyle told him

“Yeah even if we don’t treat you like it you’re a much needed part of our friendship ring. I didn’t mean to an asshole to you yesterday, I was having a rough day, someone’s been spreading rumors that I’ve been cheating on Wendy with another girl and she apparently believes it. “Stan explained

“Yeah and I kind of went with Stan’s bad mood, but it’s no excuse we shouldn’t have taken it out on you.” Kyle added

“Really….you don’t think I’m….worthless?” Kenny asked them

“No dude that was me being a fucktard, and I’m really sorry dude. We’ve never thought of you as worthless ever. “Stan replied

“You’re one of the most valuable person to our friendship ring I mean we’ve known each other before kindergarten and you’ve always been there for us.” Kyle added

“Awwwh..” Mutt said to himself

“Yeah Kenny you’re our best friend and we want to keep it that way and again we’re really sorry. Do you forgive us?” Stan asked

Kenny quietly stood there for a moment, as if he were thinking about it but he didn’t really have to think about it. “Of course I do. I I’m sorry I tried to eat your brains. I’m also sorry that I may have to stay away from you guys.”

“Stay away from us? Why?” Kyle asked

“I’m feeling myself being taken over by the zombie virus.” Kenny replied as he looked down at the ground. “I even attacked Mutt in a fit of my hunger.”

“Woa dude….” Kyle replied “Let me see.”

Mutt presented his mangled arm to Kyle. “Be careful it hurts like hell.”

“Oh damn that’s not good he’s attacked one of his closest friends besides us. “ Kyle told Stan

“The virus is deep in his mind what do we do?” Stan asked

“Try to find a cure for it that’s what we do! We can’t loose our friend like this. “Kyle replied

“Well Mephesto said that there’s a missing part of the reversal if only we knew what we could get it and this’ll be all over.” Mutt said

“It might already be too late for me…” Kenny replied

“No Kenny we’re not given up on you! We’re going to fix this we’re going to find that missing ingredient and return you to normal!” Kyle responded

“Um…we have an unhappy guess.” Mutt said as Jason appeared, finally he found his target.

“Hey J you found me! You’re pretty damn good at this.” Mutt greeted

Jason just had a determined look on his face, until he saw everyone there, and just rolled his eye.

“You didn’t have to come all this way just to look for me. See he does care.” Mutt being a wise ass

“Eh I’d be careful if I were you Mutt, last time I checked smart asses were on the top of his dislikes list.” Stan warned him
“Sorry…can’t help it sometimes.” Mutt replied

Jason just stood there, with the machete he first pointed at Mutt, then Kyle, and Stan and then pointed it at the direction of the lab. The message was very clear “Go back to the lab NOW!”

“Aww but Jason we just found our buddy we can’t just leave him.” Mutt said as he pointed at Kenny.

Jason took his first look at the now deformed partially decaying oversized zombie Kenny. He grunted an almost startled sounding noise that could be translated as “DAMN!”

“Yeah the virus has him pretty good. He’s near his breaking point too.” Mutt said as he showed Jason his arm.

Jason took a look at the arm and back at Kenny and decided that he just didn’t care. He had a mission to drag the annoying Mutt back to the lab. He just repeated the motions he had done before pointing at the three and pointing back at the lab.

“…what about Kenny?” Mutt asked, despite almost having his arm torn off he didn’t want to leave his best friend. “I’m sorry to defy you J I really am but he’s my best buddy you know it’s hard for me to just ditch him.” As he said this he walked up to Kenny and stood at his side.

“…Mutt it’s best that you go with Uncle Jason please. You guys too.” Kenny said referring to Kyle and Stan “I don’t want to end up hurting or killing you right after we’ve made up. “ As he said this Kenny looked at the ground as he did this he caught a whiff of Mutt’s still bleeding arm and again his undead side took over.

Before Mutt could say anything or react Kenny quickly latched onto Mutt’s arm and threw him on the ground.

“HOLY SHIT DUDE!!” Kyle commented

“KENNY’S GOING TO KILL HIM!!!” Stan added

Kenny’s jaws began to crush Mutt’s arm in half and at the same time he was shaking, twisting, jerking it anything to get the arm out of its socket once and for all.

“AAAHHH KENNY PLEASE NOT THIS AGAIN!!!” Mutt pleaded

Probably more then just not wanting to fail his mission rather then care about Mutt’s well being, Uncle Jason went into action. He wielded his machete and stabbed Kenny in the head. Kenny’s immunity to weapons proved effective even against the power of the almighty Voorhees. Zombie Kenny just ignored the machete in his head and continued his attack on Mutt. Determined Jason pulled his weapon out and whacked Kenny in the head again, still nothing. When this didn’t work a second time Jason tried to pull Kenny off of Mutt, but the zombie was way too heavy. But Jason refused to give in he wrestled with the overweight Kenny and managed to lift him a few inches off the ground, just enough to pull Kenny off and away from Mutt, allowing him to get to his feet. Seeing his prey getting away zombie Kenny grew very angered, he quickly twisted himself around and sunk his teeth into Jason’s leg.

Being undead himself Jason felt no pain but that didn’t stop him from filling a tad panicked. With his machete he repeatedly stabbed Kenny in the head; this only angered the zombie even more. His hyena teeth sunk even further into the leg and with all his strength, or more because he was a fat ass and a lot heavier then his opponent, he managed to yank Jason right off of his feet.
Mutt, Kyle and Stan watch stunned at the scene be folding before them.

Voorhees landed on the asphalt, his machete left his hand and landed just inches away from his reach. Jason began to crawl towards the only weapon he had when zombie Kenny used his hefty weight to pin him, he basically just sat on Jason’s chest if Uncle J were alive the pressure would have suffocated him. Kenny knew he couldn’t kill Jason and vice versa but it didn’t stop Kenny from trying to get a taste.

The trio just watched as Kenny began licking at the hockey mask, which was quite a torture to Jason; yes even Voorhees could be tormented. Just the very fact that he had been put on his ass by a nine year old was a torture. Kyle and Stan just stood their helpless they had no idea what they could do, so far just about everything was thrown at Kenny and nothing could stop him. But Mutt remembered he had found a weak spot, it pained him to think he’d have to hurt his best friend but he had to help his other friend, though “friend” wouldn’t be the word.

Mutt sighed as he picked up Jason’s machete from the ground and slowly walked towards Kenny. The zombie was still distracted, just like with Mutt’s arm the licking went to chewing as Kenny began gnawing on the hockey mask in no time a crack had formed and it was spreading from one side of the mask to the other. A piece of the mask near the edge was broken off. Before it got any worst Mutt made his way behind Kenny and raised the machete as high as he could.

“Please forgive me Kenny….” Mutt whispered to himself as a tear leaked from his eye as he plunged the machete into the exposed brain. It wasn’t lethal but extremely excruciating, Kenny let out a deafening, painful, screech. Mutt was able to pull the machete back out before the zombie backed off from Jason he had his attention on to Mutt with his bared teeth. Jason quickly got up off the ground, making sure his mask was completely broken. Kyle and Stan rushed to Mutt and Jason’s side.

Zombie Kenny growled threateningly at the group, ready to attack again.

“Please don’t make me hurt you again….please…” Mutt pleaded as he held Jason’s machete tight his bitten arm was now too painful to move much so he had only his right hand clutching the machete. “Please it hurts me to hurt my best friend but you know I can’t let you hurt my other friends.”

Kenny just continued to snarl before walking off, his human side was barely alive now but just enough to try to keep his friends safe by leaving them alone. This would be his final act of his friendship for them before the virus would fully take over and his human side would no longer have any control.

[Mutt]

With that the gang of four slowly began to make their way back up to the lab. Everyone was quiet and shaken even Jason Voorhees was subdued; no one had ever been able to bring fear to his undead heart until now. It was becoming increasingly clear that Kenny was becoming an unstoppable force, something had to be done and fast otherwise no body was safe.

As they trekked on Mutt was lagging far in the back. His bitten arm was throbbing and the excruciating pain was slowing him down. The limb was a mangled mess, dry blood stuck to the skin while fresh blood oozing from the bite mixed with it, some skin on the lower part of the arm was torn, and the bone was surely broken. Not to mention that the arm was turning a sickly color but was it infected or just rotten away? Either way it was so sore and tender that even the tiniest movements sent a stream of sharp aches to his brain. Mutt winced as he tried his best to keep up, but in agony he just threw himself on the ground.

“MY FUCKING ARM IS KILLING ME!!!” Mutt let out

“Dude Mutt get up now! We still have aways to go to reach Mephesto’s lab!!” Stan warned

“And that arm will be attracting zombies from all over town! If you don’t hurry up one of them could find us and it’ll be all over for us!!” Kyle added

“I CAN’T TAKE IT THE PAIN IS DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!” Mutt yelled as stood back up and ran up to Jason. “Uncle J PLEASE I BEG YOU CUT MY ARM OFF NOW!!”

Jason's eye glared as he raised the machete, it gleaming in the air, as he prepared to swing it back down.

Mutt’s eyes widen ,he wasn’t sure if he was grateful for uncle J to answer his request, or scared that J might just kill him.

The machete rose a bit more and it began to lower quickly to settle itself in Mutt's arm before it stopped just a few inches and Jason retracted it, silently cursing

“What are you doing?! Why won’t you slice it off??” Mutt asked as he ran after him.

“Mutt are you even slightly aware that you annoy the hell out of one of the most infamous psycho killers known to man?” Stan asked

“Yeah besides, you realize he's trained not to hurt you?" Kyle added

“Come on Jason you don’t have to listen to a mortal….my arm is killing me!! Fucking!!” Mutt began cursing as pain surged in his arm.

"Dude, I'm pretty sure if he could bring himself to hack off the arm, he'd go for more than an arm!" Kyle warned

“It’s so fucking sore …damn it…” Mutt grumbled to himself.

“Wow Mutt that arm looks like it’s going to rot off...”Stan said as he grabbed the limb. Mutt quickly jerked his arm away and glared at Stan.

“DON’T FUCKING TOUCH IT!!!!” Mutt screamed, holding his arm back

“Well if we’d get to the lab I’m sure Mephesto can do something to make your arm better!” Kyle replied

“Will you carry me….?” Mutt asked *Kyle and Stan just gave him a half-glance*

Kyle and Stan exchanged disgusted glances

“1..2..3 not it!!” Stan quickly replied

“1 ..wait!! Damn it!!” Kyle gave a little sigh, "Fine… "

“Aww you’re going to carry me?” Mutt asked in smart ass tone

“Don’t make me kick your ass right here.” Kyle warned as he attempted to lift Mutt onto his shoulders but kept dropping him.

“DAMN IT KYLE I LANDED ON MY ARM!” Mutt replied

“Ugh fuck it! JASON!” Kyle yelled

“…I don’t think he’d carry anyone…”Mutt said

A now annoyed Uncle Jason walked over and threw his arms in the air and grunted as if asking “WHAT NOW?!”

“Mutt’s in a lot of pain and the only way to quicken the pace is if somebody carries him I tried but he’s too heavy for me or Stan…can you carry him?” Kyle asked

Jason looked back at Mutt

“Um…you don’t have to really…I’ll walk back on all fours ehehe.” Mutt said as he attempted to crawl to the lab on all fours course his arm was now screaming at him.

Jason just groaned and walked off

“Dude the only one who can give Jason orders is John…”Stan reminded Kyle.

“Fine, then!” Kyle grumbled as he lifted Mutt onto his shoulder, this time without dropping him “You’re lucky I’m a nice guy.”

“And I appreciate it…” Mutt replied

Within 20 minutes the gang finally arrived at the lab.

“We’re back!” Kyle announced as he carried Mutt inside Stan and Jason followed.

“Wow you guys were gone for a good 4hours what happened?!” Kevin asked

Jason just threw his arms all over the place, grunting and groaning. Pretty much complaining to John XD

"Damn it was that bad?" John asked

Jason continued on as he pointed at Mutt and grumbled and then showed John his half cracked mask

"Oh my God, I'm so sorry, Uncle J- you're never going with them anywhere again, I swear it!"

"I think he's just mad because Kenny put him on his ass..."Stan told John

At Stan’s words Jason grunted as he finally quieted down, sat down and folded his arms.

"Yep..." Stan added

“Sorry to interrupt but Mutt is injured very badly..” Kyle said as he sat Mutt in a chair.

“What happened?” Red asked

“Well zombie Kenny nearly ripped his arm out of his socket. And then Jason tried to help but Kenny attacked him and then Mutt stabbed Kenny in the brain and he then ran off. “Kyle explained in one breath.

"Let me have a look at that arm..." Mephesto responded “Please put your arm on the table here.”
Mutt did as he was told, Mephesto began to examine and poke and prod at it. Mutt flinching and wincing with each prod.

“So any word on a reversal?” Kyle asked

Mephesto began explaining as he continued to look over Mutt’s mangled arm “It’s hard to explain but John, Kevin and I were working on it and we’ve made great progress. The only thing is we found a chemical mix that reverses the aggression but it won’t reverse the undeadness on the patient. The longer the victim stays in the undead state his aggression and savagery will increase, the chemical can only put it off for so long, and not only that they will continue to further decay until there’s nothing left of them. We need something that is strong enough to fight death itself. “

“Any leads on that?” Stan asked

“Well John and Kevin are still trying to figure that out..” Mephesto replied

“Strong enough to fight death itself….” Kyle repeated as he tried to figure out what or who could do such a thing.

"Strong enough to fight death itself..." Stan snapped his fingers, "Jason?"

“Did you try a blood sample from Jason…if he has any left?” Kyle asked John

John shrugged, "I don't cut up my uncle."

"I've seen some black shit trail out of him from time to time. Whether it's blood or not, I haven't a clue." Kevin reported.

"All you need is a syringe to draw the blood or whatever out... you can try it...” Kyle offered

"Not me." Kevin said

"No. Never." John replied.

“And why not?” Kyle asked

"He's my Uncle!" John said

"...he's John's Uncle!" Kevin repeated

“Besides as long as Jason has been around I don’t think there’s any blood in him. Wow your arm is a mess Jake I’m surprised it’s still attached to you…it appears to be rotten off” Mephesto added as he began rinsing and cleaning the arm while continuing to examine it.

"Well theoretically speaking, doctor, we know nothing of the biology of the undead such as Jason - he was resurrected by different means than Kenny, so it's possible he has a beating heart and very limited blood, but you are correct he has shown no recent evidence of circulation." Kevin pointed out

“….nerd” Mutt whispered to himself

Suddenly there was a knock on the cold metal doors.

“ARGH WHOSE THAT?! “ Tweek asked in a panicked manner

“I don’t know…someone get the door!” Stan replied

"I'll get it." John said

“Ask who it is before you let them in, dude!” Kyle told him

"Who is it?" John asked

A sweet, gentle, voice replied “It’s me…Wendy. I was sort of chased here”

John turned red and quickly opened the door, "H-hey Wendy."

“Hi John, it’s so weird I was coming home from the mall with my friends when Cartman jumped out and tried to attack me. I outran him no problem but then a group of zombies chased me and I somehow made it….most of our friends are undead John and I think one of them’s out of steam.” Wendy said as she pointed at a zombiefied Butters his skin was a greenish brown and part of his face as well as the lower part of his body was decaying as he laid out on the ground. He was just barely moving, the virus was well on its way to finish him off.

John nodded, "We're working q-quickly to try to stop this. R-right this way, W-Wendy." he led her to the room with the others.

“Hi guys!” Wendy announced herself. “Pretty fucked up night huh?”

“Hey Wendy, yea we have zombies…again…” Kyle replied

“OW SHIT!! MEPHESTO STOP PICKING AT MY ARM!!” Mutt pretty much whimpering like a puppy.

“It’s the only way I can fix it…” Mephesto continued

“What happened to him?” Wendy asked John

"Kenny nibbled on his arm or something." John answered, trying to be honest.

“So…how did we get zombies?” Wendy asked

"W-well, some experimental liquid of Doctor Mephisto's was leaking outside and K-Kenny slipped into it, if I recall correctly."

"Slipped...? He didn't slip he was hit by a truck cause Cartman shoved him in front of it!" Mutt yelled

John turned redder "Oh right... I forgot about the truck."

“It’s ok so any hope of fixing this?” Wendy asked

"Yeah, Mephisto just needs one more ingredient to fix it." John answered. "But we don't know what it is."

"I see any ideas?" Wendy asked

"We got nothing." John replied “Well we have an idea that an ingredient from something or someone that has a powerful resistance to death. We were going to attempt Uncle Jason but he’s blood is pretty much dried up and old.” John added

“A powerful resistance to death…..”Wendy thought to herself for awhile “Hey what about Kenny he’s always defying death. I don’t know how many times that kid died.”

Everyone exchanged glances, "...that makes PERFECT sense! Why didn't we think of it?" John said quickly.

“…it actually does…I mean plus Mephesto mutated zombie blood from the original 97 zombie. Who was the original zombie?” Kyle asked

"Timmaaah!"

“...I’m sure he means Kenny…” Stan said

“Eureka!!” Mephesto shouted as he knocked almost everything on the table over. “We need a blood sample from Kenny!”

“And how do you expect that to happen?” Stan asked

“Yeah last time we saw him the virus had him in almost complete control that’s how Mutt almost lost his arm.” Kyle added

"We're going to need some bait..."Wendy said

"Wouldn't there be saliva left on the arm?" Pip asked.

"I'm afraid it wouldn't be quite enough to make a full reversal.." Mephesto replied

"So we will need bait.... crap." Kevin muttered.

"Uh, I'll do it." John volunteered.

“Eheheh I don’t think you could handle him John, I mean Kenny is a beast now I mean you didn’t even see how huge he was…” Mutt warned

“Woa…Mutt is afraid to go looking for his best buddy?” Stan asked

Mutt kind of sat there in a shameful silence. "You have no idea what it's like being attacked by your best friend..."

"S-someone has to do it." John said, "I will."

"You will need help John if Kenny is as powerful as I predict you won't be able to handle him alone and lets not go running after him without a plan...” Mephesto told him "After all it won't help any if you're also turned into a zombie..." He added

"We could lure him into a cage..." Kevin offered

"You will need a big ass cage..."Mutt replied

"All we need is a finger or something. I think I can get that much." John said blankly.

“John you’re so brave are you sure?” Wendy asked

“Yeah we did tell you that Kenny was powerful enough to pin your Uncle to the ground right?” Stan asked

"Remember the fact that my Uncle is my Uncle." John replied

“Ok John you can go but you will need a team and take 4 syringes. You only need 1 syringe full but take 3 others just encase. You will still need a plan once you find him or he finds you, you will also need something to entice his blood thirsty appetite. “ Mephesto said as he glanced at Mutt’s still bloody arm.

“Oh no no no no!” Mutt told Mephesto

“Your arm is perfect bait it’s already bleeding it’ll attract Kenny faster. Unless John or someone else is wounded at the moment..” Mephesto said as if asking them

"Anyone else have a bleeding limb or wound or what not?" Mephesto asked

"I have a paper cut." Kevin said

“Hmm not enough blood…” Mephesto replied as him and the others stared back at Mutt.

“But…but… I…I…” Mutt trying to think of a way out.

“Wow I guess he’s not that loyal….” Stan said

“Ugh don’t pull the guilt card on me Marsh!” Mutt replied “Too bad it worked…fine I’ll go…” He said as he got up.

“Who else is going?” Mephesto asked

"I will." Kevin said.

“I’ll go too…” Wendy added

"Dude are you guys sure, you could both get hurt!" John said

"....you didn't ask me that..."Mutt muttered

"Mutt, you have a weapon, you can defend yourself." John replied

“I do?” Mutt asked

"I honestly can never remember a time where you did NOT have a machete." John added

"....." Mutt looked down at the machete in his still good arm

"Yeah well it doesn't help much..." Mutt added

“Well I wanted to help you guys out since I pretty much didn’t do crap while I was here…” Kevin said

“And I refuse to play the role of the weak girl in distress.” Wendy added

“You guys still need a plan and who’s going to carry the syringes?” Mephesto asked as he carried a small box with the syringes over to them.

"I will" John replied as he took the small box.

“Hey I’m sure we can use this…” Kevin said as he pulled out a heavy chain leash complete with a metal collar on the end from the corner of the lab.

“What the hell was that for?!” Kyle asked Mephesto

“Classified…” was his only response

“You really think that’ll stop him?” Mutt asked in a morbidly joking tone. “You have no idea how powerful he is..”

"It certainly should, it's very strong, probably strong enough to hold a bull elephant." Kevin said.

"Damn Mutt, you sound like Raymond Burr in the first Godzilla movie." John said

"But it's true....just wait till you see him..." Mutt replied

“Are we ready now?” Wendy asked

John took the syringes, "I think so."

“I am!” Kevin replied as he drug the chain leash to the door.

Everyone else was ready to walk out the door

“Yeah good luck guys…” Mutt said trying to get out of his “bait” role XD

"Mutt, as much as we don't want to pull you out here with us, we need your help. We know it's tough, okay? Just hang in there." Kevin said sympathetically

“….damn it…” Mutt replied as he and the others took their step outside. “But you guys have no idea….”

“Oh come on this is Kenny….how bad can he be?” Wendy asked

“You only kid yourself….” Mutt replied

"Mutt, you need to realize something here..." Kevin said, and he and John both said simultaneously, "Logic dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."

After a pause, Kevin added "And the needs of the many including no murderous zombies."

“And that’s directed at me…because??” Mutt asked

"Mutt, Kenny's your best friend and we know it's hard to face him and hell, we know Kenny wouldn't want you out there, but the fact is, without you, the entire town will be turned into zombies by Kenny. You're the few, everyone else is the many." Kevin explained

"Sometimes you need to put aside what you want in order to keep balance." John added

"And what if I'm killed in the process...?" Mutt asks

"Well for one thing I doubt it'll take long for Mephisto to perfect his formula now... but more importantly, at least you'll have died meaningfully." John replied

"Oh wow that's a comforting thought and by the way that was sarcasm..." Mutt replied

"Right. We'll let you live so everyone else in town can die instead." John said sarcastically.

“Guys something’s following us….” Wendy said they all stopped dead in their track as they heard the heavy footsteps and an undead moan of a stalker from behind them.

“Shit! “ Mutt yelled “It’s him already!” *They all turned around as Wendy shown her flashlight on the source who turned out to be a badly decomposing zombie Cartman.

The virus wasn’t so kind to him his entire face was a deep brownish green and half his face was torn to shreds. Riga mortis was also setting in as his movements were becoming very stiff and slow. It didn’t stop him from trying.
"Hey, it's fat ass!" Kevin laughed

Cartman trudged after them very slowly like 5 steps per 10 minutes fast.

“I’m going to devour your brains!!!” Cartman hissed through his teeth.

"No. No you aren't." Kevin corrected.

“Maybe if you can catch us first…”Wendy taunted

“I’m going to rip you apart.” Cartman continued at a pace that even Grandpa Marsh could out run

"Anyone wanna watch Ben-Hur?" Kevin offered

"Who wants a fedora?" John asked, "If we're going to fight zombies we might as well look awesome doing it"

Cartman gargled a half ass undead roar; his vocal cords were swiftly deteriorating. He made one more slow step before his leg gave way, the limb had enough and simply snapped off from the rest of his body causing him to fall on his side.

“AAGGH!!!>” Cartman let out

"Well that was easy...."Wendy remarked

"Of course." John laughed.

Cartman squirmed as he tried to right himself back up but it was no use he was too weak so he just laid there groaning.

“It won’t be long before he turns to dust…..” Kevin remarks “I kind of feel bad for him.”

"Me too." John replied

“Well if Cartman was that easy Kenny shouldn’t be so hard to take down right?” Wendy asked

Mutt just laughed as he started to walk a few feet off.

"Let's hope so. For once I'm not in the mood for a Creature feature." John commented.

“We better find him fast….” Kevin remarked as he spotted another zombie victim lying on the ground.

Soon Mutt came running back to the group. “I think we’re in luck…”

A large, disfigured silhouette emerged from the darkness as it let a deep guttural growl.

“What…the hell is THAT?! “ Kevin asked

“That would be Kenny….”Mutt replied

Wendy shown a flashlight towards the figure and there stood Kenny. Half his face was decaying away, both his eyes were glassed over and had rolled into the back of his head. The rest of him was also showing signs of decay but there was remarkable difference between him and his victims. He was decaying but at a much, much slower rate then the others and he wasn’t all that slowed down. Kenny bared his large, teeth at them and let’s not forget his oversized stomach stuffed with flesh of his unfortunate victims, it had grown even LARGER then when Mutt had last seen him.

John held the syringes, "There he is."

Kevin's eyes widened, "Jesus fucking Christ!"

“No way is that Kenny!!” Wendy remarked

"Let's get him before he gets us." John said

Kenny let out a deafening, undead roar before getting ready to charge at them. He began to slowly make his way towards them.

Everyone, except for John, pretty much froze into place

“You’ve got to be shitting me….” Kevin replied

"Wow I kind of wish it was Cartman we were going after..." Wendy added

John bit his lip, "Must... do this."

“..h-hey Kenny buddy what’s up?” Mutt asked hoping that some conscience was still alive. But he was only met with a snarl as the zombie continued to amble over, Kenny was pretty much gone.

Mutt began to wince. “So what do we do John?”

John just ran forward and tried to get a grip on Kenny. The zombie quickly threw John off throwing him on the ground and knocking the box out of syringes out of his hand. Luckily the box was still intact but now he had to get pass Kenny to retrieve it.

"Shit!" John called.

Kenny had John in his sights and ambled towards him with one motive in mind…food.

“Um…here goes nothing…” Kevin said as he ran towards John’s aid with the chain leash at hand. “GET OFF HIM!” Kevin yells as he whips the chain and whacks Kenny in the head with it.

Kenny just roared as he caught the chain leash in his mouth and tried to drag Kevin towards him.

“SHIT SHIT!!!” Kevin yelled as he tugged on the leash trying to get it back.”

“Kevin you idiot let go of the leash!!!” Wendy yelled at him

John ran and grabbed Kevin from the back and tried to pull him.

Kenny was pulling both John and Kevin towards him as he growled through his teeth. “You’re both dead meat” He uttered in a demonic voice

“Why won’t you let go of the damn leash!?” Mutt asked

“It’s wrapped around my hand!!!!” Kevin replied in panic

John stopped and tried to unwrap it

Kenny continued to drag them over.

“Crap I’m coming guys!” Mutt yelled as he ran over with the machete in his good arm, he stopped just about a few feet in front of Kenny and pointed the huge machete towards him. “Don’t make me use this!”

“Don’t make me laugh….” Kenny replied the demonic tone still present, as he let go of the leash sending John and Kevin backwards

John finally got it off Kevin as they were thrown back, "You okay, dude?"

“I pissed myself….”Kevin replied meekly

"Dude, that sucks!" John replied

“Yeah but I think Mutt’s in trouble...” Kevin pointed

Mutt was still standing his grounds with the machete with Kenny looming towards him.

“You know that won’t work…just give it up” Kenny growled at Mutt

“I still know a weak spot” Mutt replied as he tried to back up his weapon still at the ready.

"...shit. We shouldn't have forced him out here. We're dicks." John muttered

Kenny just laughed. “You think that scares me? It’s not much of a weak spot I could sink my teeth into your face before you get to it.”

“Shit….come on Kenny buddy I know you can fight this….” Mutt told him.

“Kenny’s dead…” The zombie replied

“We have to do something John!” Kevin told him

"Should we try to," John whispered, "throw this again?"

“Well it’s all we have….” Kevin replied

Kenny was now in mere inches of Mutt who was smacking Kenny in the head with the machete trying to find the exposed brain. But Kenny had learned from last time and one bite broke the machete in half.

“Shit Jason is going to be pissed!!!” Mutt yells

“That is if you’re alive…” Kenny growled as he bared his teeth in Mutt’s face.

“HEY YOU!” Kevin yelled as he smacked Kenny in the head with the chain leash again.

John cursed silently, "I have to get the syringes."

“Haven’t you learned from the first time?!” Kenny threatened as he faced Kevin. Mutt tries to crawl away but Kenny pins him with his foot. “And where do you think your going? Buddy??” The zombie sneered.

Kevin swung the chain and whacked Kenny in the head again. “Damn it John this isn’t doing much!” He yelled as Kenny grabbed the chain again.

John ran to grab the syringes

Kevin and Kenny were having a tug of war contest both pulling on the chain. Kevin again being drug towards the zombie, Mutt still pinned was struggling trying to push Kenny off him. Kevin was trying to keep Kenny distracted from Mutt and John trying to grab the syringes.

“Hurry up John I can’t hold on much longer!!” Kevin yelled “And if I let go Mutt’s dead!”

John grabbed the syringes, smirked and jumped up on Kenny's back and tried to get one in the shoulder near a vein.

Kenny growled as he let go of the chained leash and tried to buck John off his back, making it hard to get any blood out. Mutt trying not to get trampled

"John look out!!! There's a tree right behind you!" Wendy shouted

Kenny grabs John by the arm and throws him off

"This is so not working..." Kevin said

John landed on his side, but got back up, "We'll get him, just relax."

"Too bad we can't get him to relax...."Wendy noted

“And Mutt is still trapped….” Kevin noted as Kenny had Mutt pinned again.

"I didn't mean Kenny." John dusted himself off

Mutt whimpered as he tried to think of a way to escape. “Kenny please!! I beg you!”

“Oh don’t worry I’ll make it quick and painless…..” Kenny replied as he prepared to feast on his friend.

Kenny was about to bite down on Mutt’s skull when Mutt quickly shoved his wounded still bleeding arm into Kenny’s mouth to try to fight him off when the zombie suddenly calmed down. The warm, fresh, oozing blood on his tongue sent the zombie into a state of bliss and Kenny just stood there as he contentedly sucked the blood from the arm as if he were sucking on a lollypop.

“SHIT LET GO OF MY ARM!!” Mutt began to panic as he tried to pull his arm out but Kenny’s jaws had a tight grip on it. The zombie uttered a displeased growl as Mutt tugged the arm to try to get it back. Mutt was beginning to whimper in fear.

“Wait Mutt its ok, look he’s relaxed” Wendy noted

“Easy for you to say it’s not YOUR arm!” Mutt replied

“Well its better then your head. You can try to get a sample now John….he’s distracted…” Wendy told him

John nodded as he carefully approached from the side, and then shoved a syringe into one of Kenny's arm veins.

Kenny just watched, continuing to suck on Mutt’s arms, as John stuck him with syringe.

John pulled the plunger to get the sample

"Get a second sample just encase...” Kevin suggested

John stabbed another syringe into another vein and plunged another sample.

“That should do it….should we take him with us so we don’t have to chase him with the cure?” Wendy asked

“I don’t know if he’ll follow us….” Mutt said as he managed to get up his arm still in Kenny’s mouth. Trying to get his arm back Mutt took a step backwards, not wanting to be denied of his gory treat Kenny took a step closer towards Mutt.

“That’ll work what do you say John should we take him back to the lab?” Kevin asked him “I can put the chain leash on him now he’s distracted.”

"Yeah, Kevin. Excellent idea, Wendy." John told them

Kevin quickly grabbed the chain leash and thanks to Kenny being in a state of bliss, Kevin was able attach the collar part to Kenny’s neck.

“And we’re ready…” Kevin told John

With Kenny being calm and distracted by sucking on his live lollipop they were able to coax the zombie back to the lab. Kevin held the chain leash just encase.

"Thanks for your help guys." John said

“No problem, hopefully this will be all over soon.” Kevin replied

“Yeah..” Wendy said as she opened the door for them “Hey guys we’re back..!”

“Did you guys get the sample??” Stan asked

“Yep…” John said as he walked in with the two syringes full of Kenny’s blood sample.

“And something else too.” Kevin said as he entered with the chain lead. Mutt walked in backwards with Kenny still attached to his arm, who followed him in.

“ARGGH IT’S ZOMBIE KENNY!! HE’S GOING TO EAT US!!” Tweek panicked

“Tweek calm down or you might freak him out!” Stan advised

“It’s ok as long as he has my arm he’s calm…” Mutt said “Though my arm is starting to feel funny…” He added

"Well Doctor, how long should it take to use the sample to complete the formula?" John asked

“We will soon find out, and the quicker the better before your friend looses all his blood. “ Mephesto said as he took the blood sample and mixed it with the chemical completing the ingredients. “When it’s done it should glow like it did with the zombie potion. Not sure how long it will take. “

In a matter of mere seconds a huge spark erupts from the vial and the entire potion turns a whitish bluish hue complete with the glow.

“Oh I’ve never seen a reaction quite as fast as this…” Mephesto commented “Dare I say it’s complete.”

“Really?” Mutt asked as he felt tingling in his arm as Kenny continued to drain the blood from it.

“Let me test a small sample on the rat real quick...” Mephesto said as he injected a small sample into the undead test rat. “Still I don’t know how long it’ll take…” Within 3 minutes the zombie virus is over taken by the concoction and slowly all traces of decay and undeadness fade away from the rat, it’s still asleep but it’s back to normal.

“Whoa!!” Kyle and Stan remarked in unison

"Amazing, we did it!" John smiled

“And now for Kenny…” Mephesto said as he filled up a syringe with the now complete reversal.

Kenny watched calmly still happy with his bloody snack, as Mephesto injected him with the syringe.

“Now we wait…it may take longer for a human then a rat for it take effect.” Mephesto noted

“Do we have to take the potion to everyone else whose been bitten?” Wendy asks

John said "No, as the original zombie, Kenny being human should turn the others human."

"Ok...good that would have been too much work..." Wendy replied

"Yep." John agreed

In less then 10 minutes Kenny slowly begins to revert back to normal, all traces of decay vanishes, his teeth begin to shrink back to normal and Kenny could feel his conscience come back to life. His eyes blink as they returned to their normal spot and he found himself with Mutt’s arm still in his mouth.

“Ugh!” Kenny exclaimed as he spit the arm out.

“Yay I have my arm back!” Mutt cheers “Kenny are you you again?”

“…I think so…” Kenny replied “Uggh my head…”

“Well Kenny you’re cured…though you may have to go on a diet now…” Kevin told him referring to the overgrown stomach that still remained.

"What...the...." Kenny got his first good look of himself "Oh my GOD!"

"Poor Kenny." John said

“Damn Kenny you’re fatter then Cartman...” Stan remarked

“DUDE!” Kyle scolded

“Well he is…” Stan retorted

“Yeah he may need a new parka…”Red added

“At least I don’t have to worry about him chewing on my arm…” Mutt said “You ok Kenny?”

“Ugggh I don’t feel so hot….” Kenny groaned as his stomach loudly gurgled.

John frowned, "Don't worry Kenny, everything's ok now."

"Yeah, everyone's gonna be human again soon." Kevin nodded.

Kenny groaned in pain as his stomach continued to gurgle.

Mutt threw an arm around Kenny “Yeah it’ll be ok buddy I’m so glad we don’t have to fight you again you make one hell of a monster...”

“You better not stand to close to me Mutt….” Kenny warned him

"Relax Kenny, you're fine now." John said

“Uggggh…I don’t feel it right now…” Kenny replied

"Poor Kenny." Kevin said

“Aww Kenny needs a hug.” Wendy said as she gave Kenny a squeezing hug around his abdomen to try to comfort him which causes him to barf up everything that was still festering in his stomach.

“EEW!” Wendy shrieked as she quickly backed away

"Wendy, are you okay?" John asked

“I’m fine that was SICK though…” Wendy replied

Kenny just stood there smiling contently. “I feel so much better now...”

"Poor Wendy..." John frowned

"Well that's good." Kevin said

"...ok I'm not cleaning that up..." Mutt said

"Let me get you a towel." John went to get Wendy a towel

"...I'll do it." Pip sighed

"Ugh I don't think I got everything out..." Kenny groaned a bit "Damn how much did I eat..." He asked

"...let's just say 'a lot' and leave it there." Kevin said.

John came back and handed Wendy a towel

“Thank you John, why does everyone puke on me..?” Wendy asked as she took the towel and wiped herself off.

"Guys have trouble holding composure around pretty girls." John let slip.

"Actually for Kenny it's because there's at least a hundred pounds of rotten flesh in his stomach..." Kevin replied

"Ugh sick dude!" Stan commented

"Oh... right..." John went red again

“Urrgh there goes my stomach again…” Kenny groaned as his stomach continued to gurgle.

“Ok we may end up with a floor full of rotten meat…..” Red noted

“Should I get a bucket?” Mutt asked

Kenny’s face turns green as he’s about to barf again.

“YES QUICKLY!” Kyle replied urgently.

Mutt quickly grabs a bucket and places it near Kenny who hurls into the bucket some of it splatters all over Mutt who couldn’t get out of the way in time.
“…ewww soo grosss.” Mutt grumbles

“Sorry dude…” Kenny replied “I think there’s still more too…”

"Poor Kenny." John said

"yeaah poor Kenny he's not the one covered in zombie puke..." Mutt replied “This stuff is so rancid!” he added.

"Blech." Kevin stepped back a little

“Yeah just imagine tasting it when it comes back up…” Kenny said.” Bleech!”

“Well it’s good to see the reversal worked…” Mephesto said. “The others should be back to normal by now as well. You are free to go.”

“Wait what are you going to do with the rest of those potions…you can’t just throw them out like you did last time…” Kyle noted.

John nodded

"I'm not quite sure yet I really regret creating the stuff..." Mephesto replied

“May I offer the option of burning it?” Kyle asks

"Brilliant!" Pip cried

Kenny hurls the last of it into the bucket. He groans as some of the vomit hangs from his chin.

“Damn Kenny’s a mess...” Stan noted


“Eeww here you go Kenny…” Mutt says as he grabs a towel and wipes Kenny’s chin off.

“Uggh my stomach hurts, my head hurts, and I’m feeling very tired…” Kenny says

“Yeah see all the pain it causes that stuff isn’t worth it even after the patient is revived. You better burn it so it never causes any trouble ever again” Kevin notes

"I think we should keep just a tiny extra... emergencies-only" John said

"What emergency would we need to make people into zombies??" Mutt asks

"Well, if we have enough of Kenny's sample left to tame the shit, it could be important in the future if we ever need to bring back someone important."

"....Chef?" Kyle asked

"...sure." John shrugged

"I wonder just how powerful that reversal stuff is..." Kevin asks

"We should test it on something perhaps." Pip suggested

"...like what?" Stan asks

Pip shrugs.

Kenny yawns as he sits in a chair next to Jason just about ready to fall asleep.

"Wow, everything worked out." John shrugged "It's like a 1980s horror movie, but with a lot less sex."

“Poor Kenny looks exhausted.” Mutt noted. “We should take him home or one of our places to rest ….”

“Make sure he’s done puking first I don’t think anyone wants rancid flesh on their carpet...” Red replied

"You get used to it after a while." John admitted

"Duh. He wasn't always a zombie, you know." John rolled his eyes. "And it's not like he still doesn't. It's rare, but it happens"

"What exactly does he throw up?" Kyle asks

"...you don't want to know." John replied

“Well you kids go home I’ll take of the potion. I’ll keep it locked up where no one can find out about it.” Mephesto said

John nodded, "See you Dr. Mephisto"

“Yeah it’s been fun but I can’t stay around here any longer too creepy...” Red remarks as she opens the door to find a dazed Cartman trying to figure out where he was.

“What the….how the hell did I end up here?” Cartman asks as he stood up rubbing his head.

“It’s a very long story but I’m so glad you’re back to normal to tell the truth you make a shitty zombie…” Mutt replied

“…zombie?” Cartman asks

“Don’t mind Mutt, pffft zombies sure…” Stan replied

“Yeah let’s get you home Cartman..” Kyle added

"It was fun, but I'm going to go home, and I'm taking Uncle Jason with." John said, adding "...anyone want to help me carry him?"

"Looks like someone will have to carry Kenny too..." Mutt replies as he points to Kenny dead asleep on the chair.

Mutt walks over to the chairs where Kenny and Jason fell asleep on.

“Uncle J?” Mutt being a dumbass trying to wake Jason up. “You can go home now…”

"You don't want to do that, Mutt... I think I can carry him back myself."

"Non sense...JASON WAKE UP!!!" Mutt shouts

"He's insane right?" Kevin asking John

"WebMD said insanity is likely, but the diagnosis will be arriving in the mail in 7 business days, and it's only been 4." John replied

Mutt still trying to wake Jason “Damn he’s a heavy sleeper…”

"Mutt, if you wake him up he will immediately attempt to strangle you." John warned
"Like he hasn't before..." Mutt replied “Oh well I’ll take the less dangerous one then…” he added as he lifted the sleeping Kenny on his shoulder. “You sure you don’t need help with Uncle J?”

"Yeah, I got it." John said, lifting Jason over his shoulder. "You take care of Kenny."

"I can help you John!" Wendy replied

"Sure." John smiled

"Sorry I was still cleaning off Kenny's vomit...” Wendy added as she walked over. "So where are we going?" Wendy asks as she helps John carry Jason.

"My house." John nodded

“Ok.” Wendy replied smiling

“I’ll see you guys later I’m going to let Kenny crash at my place.” Mutt says as he carries Kenny off.

“Make sure he doesn’t puke…” Red warns as she walks towards her house.

“Hmm anyone else notice that our parents never came looking for us?” Kevin asks as he gets ready to leave.

"They probably all started to search but got drunk and passed out before they actually got anywhere." John suggested

"I have no parents." Pip said

*The rest of the gang walked off and chatted about the events that had come to past as they strolled home*

*Back at the lab*

"Hey Kevin (monkey guy Kevin) could you take care of the liquids for me?" Mephisto called. His tiny speechless assistant took the cans of liquid and went outside to burn them... only to trip over a pebble, dropping the glasses and the liquid poured into the grass. The monkey guy watches in an “OH SHIT!” expression as a bunny comes over and nibbles on the liquid laden grass *dramatic music here* ...

The End….?

[kyledenny]

i was up until 3 this morning reading this because i got hooked on the story. i liked it a lot and yes, stan and kyle seemed ooc but there has to be at least one time where that happens. besides, aren't the characters not ooc with all that slash shit? i caught a lot of familiar stuff from the first pink eye. excellent story.

[Mutt]

I know, my point exactly it's not like Stan and Kyle openly make out on the show as constantly as that do in the slasher fanfics -_-. And thank you for reading this fanfic!! What'd you like best about it? XD

[kyledenny]

everything pretty much. i can't really decide just one part. we both like stan and kyle even though we weren't too impressed by their attitude in the beginning and if they would've gotten killed, they would've had it coming to them. still, it's better than them becoming gay for each other. people don't get it in their heads that the boys (except cartman) are not gay and they're 9 for christ's sake.